GRAYLING: PM says I'm in charge of this! How exciting!
CIV SERVANT: Right well we'll need ferries and
GRAYLING: I think we need to be more digital!
CIV SERVANT: Sorry what?
GRAYLING: Like 'digital railway'
SPAD: GREAT idea Minister!
GRAYLING: We can call it Dunkirk 2.0 /1#brexit
SPAD1: Dunkirk 2.0? That's inspired
SPAD2: Brilliant
GRAYLING: Thank you
CIV SERVANT: But what does it even mean?!
GRAYLING: It means... well Dunkirk isn't it?
SPAD1: It means taking back control!
SPAD2: It means brave little ships!
CIV SERVANT: Oh my god this is a madhouse. /2
GRAYLING: Do we really need the little ships?
SPAD1: Hmm
SPAD2: We could block-book Eurostar online instead?
GRAYLING: I LIKE that. It's digital AND railway
CIV SERVANT: What? But we need the ships! We need to move goods! OH MY GOD why am I defending the little ships thing?! /3
GRAYLING: So you're insisting on ships then?
CIV SERVANT: Yes! And a few big ones. The logistics on that are hard enough
GRAYLING: Oh piffle. I play with boats in my bath. It's not that hard.
CIV SERVANT: What?
GRAYLING: And a rubber duck. Oh wait. Now THAT'S an idea... /4
CIV SERVANT: Please no
GRAYLING: Bear with me: have we COMPLETELY ruled out a giant duck?
SPAD1: Nice
AIDE: VERY outside the box
CIV SERVANT: Make it stop
GRAYLING: OR a whole FLEET of regular-sized ducks
AIDE: A duck cloud
SPAD2: VERY digital
GRAYLING: Their quacks don't echo /5
TREASURY CIV SERVANT: Invoice from the DfT sir.
HAMMOND: Is it another locksmith? Has he locked himself in the toilet again?
CIV SERVANT: No sir.
HAMMOND *reading*: Gimmie the phone.
GRAYLING: Hello!
HAMMOND: You've bought 48,000 ducks, Chris.
GRAYLING: Operation Dunquack! /END
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Your stream today is entirely dependent on this floof releasing me before 10am.
Tbf, should happen. He's proper deep snoozing, so in about 20mins he'll wake up, panic at being so comfy, and sprint back to his "safe space" in the spare room. Poor thing.
Personally my interview questions for a new Met Commissioner would just be throwing a bunch of Commander Vimes quotes at them and asking them if they agree.
With Vimes, Pratchett showed he perfectly understood both the complexity and correct way of policing a large city.
Vimes/Pratchett on consent policing:
"When we break down, it all breaks down. That’s just how it works. You can bend it, and if you make it hot enough you can bend it in a circle, but you can’t break it. When you break it, it all breaks down until there’s nothing unbroken."
Vimes/Pratchett on the application of the law:
"The common people? They’re nothing special. They’re no different from the rich and powerful except they’ve got no money or power. But the law should be there to balance things up a bit."
Also actual LOLs at the Met Police Federation thinking most Londoners are going to side with them vs the Mayor.
Even the racists here would quite like a police force that gave a shit at a senior level about investigating/dealing with base level crime like burglary and theft.
You can only get away with being a racist/misogynistic police force if you at least take care of the Little Englanders when they report low-level crime like burglary/theft.
Kicking in doors in high-vis and walking out waving a few baggies only impresses Home Secretaries.
I'm still amazed how fast we've moved from "don't ever touch me!" to "scritches required at all times pls" with Little Stray Kitty.
Hopefully a good sign that he'll come back once the door is open.
No firm ETA on that at the moment due to my tooth drama. But soon.
I should say that we'd have already opened the downstairs doors if it wasn't clear that he's pretty satisfied with life right now.
Still yowls at cats through the window occasionally, but is so much more relaxed in himself and discovering new experiences like duvet deep snoozes.
He's got a deep, quiet rumble of a purr. I still remember him almost jumping out of his skin the first time he did it. As if he had no idea he could make that noise.
@CrusaderKings Stream will kick off when the DLC drops, about 5pm UK time.
Excited for the new culture features, and been planning this run as a way to show them off for a while.
Plus it gives us an awesome opportunity to talk about real Roman Britain, and how cultures merge/Empires retreat
@CrusaderKings So you'll be able to tune in live for lots of gameplay discovery and historical natter (plus some proper Roman mythbusting if people cash in their histofacts) from about 5pm via the link below.