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Feb 9 4 tweets 2 min read
I'm still amazed how fast we've moved from "don't ever touch me!" to "scritches required at all times pls" with Little Stray Kitty.

Hopefully a good sign that he'll come back once the door is open.

No firm ETA on that at the moment due to my tooth drama. But soon.
I should say that we'd have already opened the downstairs doors if it wasn't clear that he's pretty satisfied with life right now.

Still yowls at cats through the window occasionally, but is so much more relaxed in himself and discovering new experiences like duvet deep snoozes. Black kitty utterly sparko, sprawled out on duvet.
He's got a deep, quiet rumble of a purr. I still remember him almost jumping out of his skin the first time he did it. As if he had no idea he could make that noise.

Now he does it all the time.
Yesterday while I was at my desk working, he actually tried to climb on my lap. But he just couldn't work out the logistics of laps, panicked and ran back into the spare room.

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Feb 8
Our first @CrusaderKings DLC run will give a good look at the features, but also pose me a challenge.

We'll be doing an 'Arthurian' run:

1) Reconquer Britain as a Roman character from Brittany
2) Revive Hellenism WITHOUT hacks

And we'll talk real post-Roman history on the way!
@CrusaderKings Stream will kick off when the DLC drops, about 5pm UK time.

Excited for the new culture features, and been planning this run as a way to show them off for a while.

Plus it gives us an awesome opportunity to talk about real Roman Britain, and how cultures merge/Empires retreat
@CrusaderKings So you'll be able to tune in live for lots of gameplay discovery and historical natter (plus some proper Roman mythbusting if people cash in their histofacts) from about 5pm via the link below.

Or catch the replay on my Youtube channel later this week twitch.tv/gariusthebrit
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Feb 4
I have a strange fascination with watching Rishi Sunak manoeuvre for power, as I think he's going to be terrible at it.

It's all very Carlito's Way. He's the young mob lawyer who has fallen in love with his own legend a bit and thinks he's now a gangster.
Both Eat Out and his current energy bill scheme have shown that he's terribly good at coming up with ideas that sound clever to a bunch of earnest young SPADs. But that don't really survive their encounter with actual real-world society and economics.
Normally someone like Rishi would get to cut his teeth on stuff like that (and make those mistakes) somewhere like Transport (see: Phil Hammond).

Rishi is doing it as Chancellor, and may very soon be doing it as PM.
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Feb 1
One day I am going to write a comedy set in local Labour Party meetings on Zoom.
I'm not even going to make anything up. It'll be stuff I've seen happen in them over the years.

I'm just going to change people's names.
It'll even have a part written in it for Robert Lindsay, to resume his 'Wolfie Smith' role. He'll play the elder Trot who got his foot in the Momentum door early.
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Jan 26
I see Cosplay Thatcher is now trying to do an actual Thatcher voice as well.
Compare with classic Liz, pre-Thatcher Senpai stage.

She's been coached to talk lower, slower and less expressively.

I presume in part by the old "move your mouth less" trick (I use it doing voice overs where I need to sound like a senior army officer).
I presume the next step on the Cosplay Thatcher plan is to start doing more severe or boufed hair.

Whoever is coaching her is going with the old "don't change too much at once or people will notice" routine.
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Jan 25
Much as I have enjoyed the rockstar lifestyle of living on a heady cocktail of soup, booze and painkillers, I am very much looking forward to a return to solid food.
Although based on my viral tweet output this week it seems I am at my most creative when on soup, painkillers and booze.

Which is concerning.
It's not the painkillers and booze bit that bothers me. I could keep doing those.

I just cannot face any more tubs of soup where the depth of flavour is inversely proportional to the number of hipster ingredients on the label.
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Jan 25
If Rishi's meteoric rise gets done in because he had a slice of Colin the Caterpillar I will laugh my arse off.
Meanwhile at Scotland Yard. Colin the Caterpillar cake with speech bubble: Give me immun
Colin the catepillar cake with speech bubble: You wanna know
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