Thread by @unseen1_unseen

1. I've been discussing the concept of demoralization of the Dem base for months now. I know this will be hard but try to put yourself in the avg. snowflake's shoes.

2. You lost the presidential election to the bad orange man in 2016. You were depressed, upset.

3. All your dreams of a socialist fundamental change and takeover of the evil capitalist USA seem to be over. You and your NPC buddies cried and sobbed on election night 2016.

4. Some of your NPC friends' programming could not accept the new upload and they lost their shit on live TV. The depression and demoralization began to set it. But wait........

5. Out of the massive overwhelming defeat your fearless leaders issued a new programmable talking point. The code downloaded over the network within hours. One word over and over again...

RESIST

The code was transferred before you had time to mourn and accept your defeat.

6. As the days went by, u kind of noticed you and your buddies were losing on a lot of issues; but you held dear to your programing..

Resist.

You organized protests that turned into screaming at the sky. The screaming turned into mobs burning cars, smashing windows, yet you

7. Persisted

The mob gave u the strength to carry on with the Resistance. U still lost on every front but your new found love of the color purple got u through. You tuned into CNN and MSNBC for your daily upload of hate and Resistance codewords.

Orange man bad, you chanted.

8. The battles came and went. You and the NPC resistance lost everyone but you carried on. You must resist bad orange man. The reasons were unclear. Its murky. Your parental units seemed happy, they have more money. They keep telling u to move out of the basement. You must resist

9. The only thing that kept you, keeping on, is the sure knowledge that you are part of the majority. CNN and MSNBC told you so, so you know it's true. When in doubt you recharge on Trump 2 min hate clips and article. 🍊 Man bad.

10. Now almost 2 years later after non stop hate and anger, after loss after loss, and after debunked lie after debunked lie; you are close to the ultimate victory The BLUE WAVE because CNN told you so...you will get back the SCOTUS and POTUS via impeachment. Impeach bad men.

11. But wait......what's this the GOP won on Kavanaugh? WTF? You ask. How can this be...CNN told u he was a rapist. This sucks. You put all your energy to stop the bad men. Yet they won again...those bastards..but it's okay we got the blue wave....it's coming ..voting opens up..

12. And what's this? After waiting in line all night to be the first NPC to cast your vote against the bad orange man you notice besides a couple other NPCs you are alone...Noooo you scream at the sky again...this can't be ..blue wave...CNN told you so...

13. You rush back to the basement checking Twitter for any positive upgradable talking points for the next several days...FL doesn't look good, WTF is up with TN? We had Swift send out that sweet tweet did the NPCs not receive it? 33pts? ND? What hell is that woman thinking?

14. AZ? Why did she say the non NPCs are crazy people and making meth? Someone needs to check her programing. You don't understand the pink tutu thing. Everyone looks good in a pink tutu what's their problem? What's this MT, NC..noooooo....wait....NV yes NV looks good.

15. Nope NV was fools gold...this sucks man... But we still have the House....wait what Comstock in VA 10 is tied?...Coffman is leading in CO? The hell you say..This sucks.......there is no blue wave ...screw this...I'm out ..CNN sucks....CNN sucks..

16. And hence the demoralization of the resistance is complete.

Their inability to accept the new programing causes a blue screen of despair.

Long live MAGA.