Jimin has had too many bad breakups to count. After a particularly bad one, he decides that love is just a waste of his time. But Jungkook, who Jimin meets at a club the night after the breakup, wants nothing more than for Jimin waste it on him.
as usual don’t pay attention to timestamps or the number of likes/rts/etc and i hope you enjoy!!! 💖💗💕 [may be mentions of nsfw stuff but no actual smut or actual nsfw stuff hhh]
1 — past heartbreaks
2 — current love
3 — The One he deserves
4 — special night ✨
5 — please tell me
6 — lost jacket
7 — don’t understand
8 — hobis right
9 — excuses
10 — steam wiom ✨
11 — flops
12 — going out?
13 — club ready
14 — fun
15 — get turnt
16 — back to each other (dirty blond like the hAIR COLOR btw)
17 — one (1) day
18 — good decisions
19 — not supposed to be like this
20 — comforting
21 — demolishing 😳😳😳
22 — what happened...?
23 — smell
24 — thank you
25 — not a dog
26 — breakfast
27 — dance?
28 — dream
29 — no expert
30 — dictator jimin
31 — weak gay
32 — maybe idk
33 — dork
34 — being nsfw on tweeter 😔
35 — bubbly
36 — good luck
37 — passes...?
38 — lie
39 — crush
49 — disaster
50 — dives
51 — roller coaster
52 — plushies
53 — clammy
54 — watering
55 — only human
56 — no you wont
57 — next week (pretend the performance is on a saturday l-lol)
58 — dilemma
59 — chosen
60 — pics
will be important later but will not affect the ending (happy ending always!!!!) choose wisely, one might have a lot more angst 👀
61 — what flowers
62 — goat
63 — difficult
64 — lover boy
65 — truly
66 — low production quality
67 — jimin is a meme anti
68 — found
69 — stalking
70 — out 👀
71 — prove it
72 — tonight
73 — what do you expect
74 — what (borderline nsfw pic)
75 — tomato soup
76 — zucchini
77 — explanation
78 — heart out :’)
79 — closest
80 — illegal
81 — someone
82 — jungkook cant do numbers
(HHH i screwed this up bc i was thinking of american school systems but realized korean schools were different and i ended up confusing myself)
83 — they get each other
84 — hope
83 — have fun
84 — i’m sorry :((((
85 — can’t come
86 — for jk
87 — come over
88 — don’t text and drive kids
89 — they roast each other
90 — how was it
91 — exposed
92 — pic
93 — :|
94 — idkkkkk
95 — in conclusion
96 — joke flops
97 — makes sense
98 — wake up
99 — 11:30
100 — bathroom
confess?
101 — bpm
102 — chilly
103 — trust
104 — tell
105 — sigh
106 — again?
107 — more dates
108 — well...
109 — happy
110 — boyfriend
111 — not clickbait
112 — not him
113 — i (dont) know
114 — texted
115 — alright
116 — don’t truly believe
117 — rambling
118 — doesn’t feel right
119 — philosophical advice
120 — try
121 — 👀
122 — happy for you
123 — missed you
124 — cute
125 — meet??
126 — how will it go
127 — ready
128 — getting along
129 — 99% there
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jikook au where jungkook pins class president jimin on zoom to stare at his face but little does he know that as the host, jimin can see who the participants are pinning...
before i start, as usual:
- don’t pay attention to dates/times/number of likes/rts in the fic
- pls ignore any inevitable mistakes
- mostly fluff and dumbasses being dumbasses
- squirrels
- pls don’t be afraid to qrt it rlly motivates me
jimin and jungkook are part of rival friend groups and major fields that hate each other’s guts and have since forever.
so needless to say, things get a little messy when the two of them meet at a party and hit it off immediately
before i start
- will most definitely be nsfr (not nsfw) but i’ll mark it anyway
- jm & co are liberal arts majors
- jk & co are creative arts majors
- the rivalry is kind of dumb at times and i don’t think it exists irl
- i screwed with the ages/corresponding grades pls ignore
additional things:
- pls ignore time stamps, likes, rts, etc on posts
- the probability of typos is 100% im so sorry
jikook au where jimin exposes his rival jungkook for looking at his butt in a viral tiktok, ready to flame him for eternity... hes not very happy when jungkook ends up stealing his clout
before i start just some reminders
- pls don’t pay attention to time stamps/likes/rts on their posts
- also typos those r inevitable
- get ready for some tiktok cringe
- pls interact it encourages me a lot and i love seeing what you guys think
h2o just add water jikook au where jimin is a mermaid so he has to dry his hands fast af or else he’ll turn into his mermaid form. jungkook is terrified when he sees jimin leave the bathroom without washing his hands
i should probably clarify that he turns into a mermaid any time he has water on him for more than 10 seconds
before i start:
- pls dont pay attention to likes/rts/timestamps/inevitabile typos
- dont be shy to engage! it really motivates me and makes me happy to know your thoughts
also
- jms a mermaid w a ring that gives him human legs, ull find out more along the way
- the rest r human
Jungkook’s friends send a stripper dressed as a mailman to his house as a prank. Said mailman doesn’t know what to do when his client doesn’t seem to realize he doesn’t, in fact, have the Nicholas Cage body pillow he ordered three days ago
hello it’s been a while! as always please ignore
- time stamps
- number of likes/rts
- inevitable typos
and this will have some sexual jokes but no smut djsjjs
Jungkook and Jimin have been in a petty rivalry due to “theft” ever since first grade. The rivalry continues through the years, and now they’re in college. Jungkook has a crush on his rival and ends up confessing— on April Fools Day.
as always pls don’t pay attention to:
- time stamps
- likes & rts
- the inevitable typos/other mistakes
- hair colors changing randomly when they shouldn’t
- the fact that it’s based off of the american school system hh