jikook au where jungkook pins class president jimin on zoom to stare at his face but little does he know that as the host, jimin can see who the participants are pinning... before i start, as usual:

- don’t pay attention to dates/times/number of likes/rts in the fic
- pls ignore any inevitable mistakes
- mostly fluff and dumbasses being dumbasses
- squirrels
- pls don’t be afraid to qrt it rlly motivates me

i hope you’ll enjoy!!!

『romeo, o romeo — jikook au』

jimin and jungkook are part of rival friend groups and major fields that hate each other’s guts and have since forever.

so needless to say, things get a little messy when the two of them meet at a party and hit it off immediately before i start

- will most definitely be nsfr (not nsfw) but i’ll mark it anyway
- jm & co are liberal arts majors
- jk & co are creative arts majors
- the rivalry is kind of dumb at times and i don’t think it exists irl
- i screwed with the ages/corresponding grades pls ignore

jikook au where jimin exposes his rival jungkook for looking at his butt in a viral tiktok, ready to flame him for eternity... hes not very happy when jungkook ends up stealing his clout before i start just some reminders

- pls don’t pay attention to time stamps/likes/rts on their posts
- also typos those r inevitable
- get ready for some tiktok cringe
- pls interact it encourages me a lot and i love seeing what you guys think

i hope you enjoy!! 💕💗🥰

h2o just add water jikook au where jimin is a mermaid so he has to dry his hands fast af or else he’ll turn into his mermaid form. jungkook is terrified when he sees jimin leave the bathroom without washing his hands i should probably clarify that he turns into a mermaid any time he has water on him for more than 10 seconds

『Delivery - jikook au』

Jungkook’s friends send a stripper dressed as a mailman to his house as a prank. Said mailman doesn’t know what to do when his client doesn’t seem to realize he doesn’t, in fact, have the Nicholas Cage body pillow he ordered three days ago hello it’s been a while! as always please ignore

- time stamps
- number of likes/rts
- inevitable typos

and this will have some sexual jokes but no smut djsjjs

i hope you enjoy!! 💕💖💗

『I Steal Your Markers, You Steal My Heart』

Jungkook and Jimin have been in a petty rivalry due to “theft” ever since first grade. The rivalry continues through the years, and now they’re in college. Jungkook has a crush on his rival and ends up confessing— on April Fools Day. as always pls don’t pay attention to:

- time stamps
- likes & rts
- the inevitable typos/other mistakes
- hair colors changing randomly when they shouldn’t
- the fact that it’s based off of the american school system hh

and i hope you enjoy!! 💗💕💖💓

『Waste It On Me - jikook au』

Jimin has had too many bad breakups to count. After a particularly bad one, he decides that love is just a waste of his time. But Jungkook, who Jimin meets at a club the night after the breakup, wants nothing more than for Jimin waste it on him. as usual don’t pay attention to timestamps or the number of likes/rts/etc and i hope you enjoy!!! 💖💗💕 [may be mentions of nsfw stuff but no actual smut or actual nsfw stuff hhh]

『Sleep Tight — jikook au』

Jungkook hates his job at Ikea. All he wants is to do SOMETHING other than work minimum wage at a furniture store. Meanwhile, Jimin tries to capture the cute employee’s attention and if it means constantly sleeping on Ikea’s beds, he’ll do it. Please don't pay any attention to times, likes, rts, etc in the story and I hope you enjoy! 💕

「We Started Dating — jikook au」

Jungkook signs up for a reality dating show that pairs celebrities and normal people, hoping to date his celebrity crush, Kim Namjoon. Instead, he gets paired with Park Jimin, the solo artist he’s been clowning online for the past few months. please don’t pay attention to times, dates, likes, rts, etc; time stamps in the middle of text convos (if there are any) are only there to indicate that a fair amount of time has passed between the two texts, the actual times won’t matter