I see your @jack and will raise you a @TwitterSupport

This bunch must not be fond of animals. My poor ole bat needs to hibernate and I’ll have to have a bluecheck to babysit it’s spot.
Speaking of blue checks ( hint @jack ) I saw the lowest number bluecheck I’ve ever seen to date.

He RTed me. I heard Proper Opinion say he saw one around 1200 I think, I’m sure he’s beat that by now.

I had seen one with a little over 700, but this one had 300....barely.
Mine as well be real, if @jack won’t give @neontaster a bluecheck, because he doesn’t use a real name, then none of us stand a chance.

What’s gonna happen when a fake Batman starts impersonating me? Gotham will be screwed.

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Feb 19
Trampling the elderly with horses. For the greater good.
Euthanizing the protesters pets. For the greater good.
Making it impossible for the truckers to buy food. For the greater good.
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Nov 25, 2021
I don’t understand the mindset of org like Salvation Army or even Black Rifle Coffee. Is there any benefit in stabbing the carpenters that built your house?

Who do they think keeps the lights on? It’s definitely not a majority of Dems that buys coffee named after a gun…
I mean, does the **SALVATION** Army honestly believe Libs will take up the slack from millions they definitely are going to lose?

I’ve got some terrible news. Most Dems don’t go out looking for Christian organizations to donate to. As a Christian I was taught, born and raised…
To give and donate. A Christian organization stays alive because of Christians. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to understand that.

Calling your donators all racists whether they accept it or not seems like a strange move.

Meh, what do I know. I’m just a dumb ole country boy
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Not only is this **not** accidental wording from a random I’ll informed reporter, it’s very intentional

I’ve made a quick 🧵 THREAD 🧵just searching ‘deadly parade crash’ and so many results popped up I had to narrow it down to Bluechecks, and there’s still too many to list ../1
Most even went out of their way to *not* lost the terrorists race.

Why do I mention this? Compare it to Kyle Rittenhouse. …/2
CNN sent this same tweet several times worded different ways.

They always went out of the way to push it as accidental …../3
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I’ve donated faithfully for YEARS. That ends today.
CC: @SalvationArmyUS

You’ll never get another nickel from my family.
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Things that Dems have made racist just in the past 2 days:

-ringtones

-Asian food

-a white man protecting himself against other white men

-Anyone who wants Rittenhouse to receive a fair trial

-mentioning BLM riots when discussing said trial

Starting to notice a pattern?
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Can’t decide what I like more about the current administration — the soaring gas prices, empty store shelves, the fact that most restaurants will say “it’s much easier to just tell you what we have left instead of what we’re out of”, needing great credit to afford a 2x4….…/1
Forced firings and layoffs over vaccine mandates, insulin that only the wealthiest can afford, the abysmally hilarious Afghanistan debacle, the ridiculously low jobs report, shutting down American pipelines while helping Russia pay for theirs, the ports……/2
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