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Their secret identities would be super easy to crack.
Just cross reference all women that were stood up for their prom with those that fell into some weird chemicals.
Just cross reference all women that were stood up for their prom with those that fell into some weird chemicals.
Their ākryptoniteā is wearing the same outfit as them or simply telling them their butts look fat in leotards.
Their greatest nemesis is āCaptain Always Holds the Door Open for Ladiesā
Heās a total jerk that must be destroyed.
Heās a total jerk that must be destroyed.
If you suffer from schizophrenia, just remember youāre not alone.
The greatest thing about depression is you never have to make your bed, because youāre always in it.
Anxiety is when you wake up screaming only to realize youāre not asleep yet.
If history has taught us anything, itās the fact that when commies start demanding we ban guns it ALWAYS works out great for us peasants.
I mean, the citizens of Venezuela are thanking their leaders every day for taking their guns.
Everyone in the USSR were immediately safer the day guns were taken off of the streets.
Itās history. Google it.
Everyone in the USSR were immediately safer the day guns were taken off of the streets.
Itās history. Google it.
āTrump is a fascistā
āOnly government should have gunsā
Exact same idiot people.
āOnly government should have gunsā
Exact same idiot people.
This list is truly sickening and dangerous to the individuals named. This isnāt a list of billionaire companies. Itās a list of people that gave the $2,700 maximum donation.
Some are just individuals listed as āretiredā one is even listed as āhomemakerā for heavens sake.../1
Some are just individuals listed as āretiredā one is even listed as āhomemakerā for heavens sake.../1
Some are āentrepreneursā and most are just a VERY small business.
Yes, this is public information but do this very same thing to Rashida Talib or any other Dems and the media would lose their ever lovinā minds.
They know exactly what theyāre doing..../2
Yes, this is public information but do this very same thing to Rashida Talib or any other Dems and the media would lose their ever lovinā minds.
They know exactly what theyāre doing..../2
And this could target the people named and everyone with a brain knows this.
Iām not surprised but honestly canāt believe people are defending this. @JulianCastro is defending his brother for tweeting this hit list and Dems are defending Castro and his brother. This is evil.
Iām not surprised but honestly canāt believe people are defending this. @JulianCastro is defending his brother for tweeting this hit list and Dems are defending Castro and his brother. This is evil.
We also need to tackle the very existence of anti-Semitism in this nation.
We also need to tackle the very existence of left-wing extremism in this nation. Of course weāve already memory-holed the Dayton shooting and antifaās terrorist attack on the ICE facility.
We also need to tackle the very existence of left-wing extremism in this nation. Of course weāve already memory-holed the Dayton shooting and antifaās terrorist attack on the ICE facility.
Itās incredible how quickly theyāve just forgotten about the violence of antifa.
Itās even more incredible how quickly theyāve forgotten about the Dayton shooting. Almost as quick as they forgot about a Bernie fan shooting up a baseball field full of DC lawmakers.
Itās even more incredible how quickly theyāve forgotten about the Dayton shooting. Almost as quick as they forgot about a Bernie fan shooting up a baseball field full of DC lawmakers.
Itās almost like they donāt actually care about gun violence unless it fits their narrative.
Iām just a dumb ole hayseed tho.
Iām just a dumb ole hayseed tho.
In other words, they found out the Dayton shooter was a Warren fan antifa loving Lib.
Time to memory-hole him.
Time to memory-hole him.
The mediaās clown janitor is being a janitor clown again.
I said this the day the Dayton shooting happened.
As soon as they find out heās a Democrat theyāll drop the story.
They did the exact same thing when a Bernie fan shot up a baseball field full of lawmakers.
As soon as they find out heās a Democrat theyāll drop the story.
They did the exact same thing when a Bernie fan shot up a baseball field full of lawmakers.
Siri, how do you punish law abiding citizens and turn innocents into criminals at the behest of terrorists?
Siri:
Siri:
What we definitely need is commies demanding we give up our guns.
History has taught us that this has always worked out well for us peasants.
History has taught us that this has always worked out well for us peasants.
The Dems have bragged on New Zealand for months. They would love a government that creates laws at the demands of a terrorist attacker.
Im honestly thankful it takes months to pass new laws.
We should NEVER give government power to pass laws to make the rage mob happy.
Im honestly thankful it takes months to pass new laws.
We should NEVER give government power to pass laws to make the rage mob happy.
You talk about someoneās life being threatened on Twitter and this is the Dems response.
They donāt care about the safety of others and have no interest in an honest discussion.
Yet, as you know, Conservatives are the āevilā ones.
They donāt care about the safety of others and have no interest in an honest discussion.
Yet, as you know, Conservatives are the āevilā ones.
Conservatives donāt stand a chance on here.
Iām never for government stepping in but in Twitterās case I wish theyād kick Twitterās door in and take the keys.
This platform has become too important for elections and Twitter is in the Leftās pocket.
Iām never for government stepping in but in Twitterās case I wish theyād kick Twitterās door in and take the keys.
This platform has become too important for elections and Twitter is in the Leftās pocket.
Literal incitement to violence is fine with Twitter......if youāre a Democrat.
Great thread on the dangers of being āGuilty until proven innocentā
Going down this path is very dangerous and definitely *not* laws on which this country was founded.
Going down this path is very dangerous and definitely *not* laws on which this country was founded.
We are living in a time when people say your tweets or thoughts are inciting violence.
People can call you crazy or racist and not only is it acceptable but CNN will give you a platform.
Giving our government the power to deem us as crazy will absolutely be abused.
People can call you crazy or racist and not only is it acceptable but CNN will give you a platform.
Giving our government the power to deem us as crazy will absolutely be abused.
This is absolutely correct and horrifying.
Although we have the 2nd amendment it can still be taken from us at any time.
Although we have the 2nd amendment it can still be taken from us at any time.
This country no longer fears God and itās tearing us apart as a nation.
People are taught from birth that they donāt have to answer for their sins. People are taught there is no God and if a boy wants to be a girl then so be it.
If a child wants to dance in a strip club..../1
People are taught from birth that they donāt have to answer for their sins. People are taught there is no God and if a boy wants to be a girl then so be it.
If a child wants to dance in a strip club..../1
...then we should all just be happy and accept it.
Children are missing fathers. Children are missing correction. Parents that are in the home donāt have time for their kids.
Children are missing love. Kids should be told ānoā. /2
Children are missing fathers. Children are missing correction. Parents that are in the home donāt have time for their kids.
Children are missing love. Kids should be told ānoā. /2
I both respected and feared my dad. Through this I learned to respect my elders, to respect and fear God.
My dad loved me and he let me know he loved me. Through this I learned to love others and show them. I learned through my dad that God loved me and now I love God. /3
My dad loved me and he let me know he loved me. Through this I learned to love others and show them. I learned through my dad that God loved me and now I love God. /3
Welp, this will be quickly memory-holed.
As soon as we find out he voted for Bernie itāll never be talked about again.
I honestly believe thatās why we never heard anything else about the Las Vegas shooting.
I honestly believe thatās why we never heard anything else about the Las Vegas shooting.
Think about it, we had a man shoot up a baseball field full of US lawmakers and as soon as it got out he was a Bernie supporter the story disappeared faster than anything Iāve ever seen.
I swear, I had to put this video on a continuous loop.
Itās the funniest thing thatās ever been created. SNL couldnāt write something funnier.
Itās the funniest thing thatās ever been created. SNL couldnāt write something funnier.
Please respond kindly to this tweet please thank you.
We donāt wanna trigger the commies.
We donāt wanna trigger the commies.
The wife just pointed out that the second guy sounds like Dr. Steve Brule and I cannot stop laughing.
There is not a āchefās kissā thatās even been created thatās big enough to give this absolutely perfect video.
This is beyond incredible. I donāt even have the right words right now.
This is beyond incredible. I donāt even have the right words right now.
Dear Heavenly Father Lord Jesus.
My. Night. Is. Made.
My. Night. Is. Made.
My sides......oh lord my sides are not gonna hold....
You have no idea how happy I am right now.
You have no idea how happy I am right now.
Tfw youāre trying to outrun the law and the girlfriend wants to know why youāre running late.
Guy: āCan we discuss this later? Iām kinda in a bind right now, hone......ā
GF: āI want to talk about this NOW!ā
GF: āI want to talk about this NOW!ā
Itās a rarity to get both Hassons to like the same tweet.
Looks like @peterjhasson and @JamesHasson20 have both been in this same predicament.
Looks like @peterjhasson and @JamesHasson20 have both been in this same predicament.
āWhite terrorismā Piss off with this race baiting bull crap.
We donāt classify terrorists by color you partisan hack.
We donāt classify terrorists by color you partisan hack.
Idiot
Add āwhitesā to this list! I reckon.
Dear Lord Jesus help these poor families.
God help this country. This is awful and beyond tragic.
Children.....CHILDREN
God help this country. This is awful and beyond tragic.
Children.....CHILDREN
I honestly donāt wanna see this demons picture again until heās walking to the gallows.
Be on the lookout for idiots blaming this on Republicans and law abiding gun owners.
Tell those dummies to piss off.
Tell those dummies to piss off.
You have got to be pretty pathetic to be mad about an energy drink donating to Trump. You Baby.
I swear, I hope @BangEnergyDrink releases an Orange man good flavor just to piss Judd off. Iād buy it.
I swear, I hope @BangEnergyDrink releases an Orange man good flavor just to piss Judd off. Iād buy it.
Judd doesnāt just try to ruin the energy drink company, he tries to ruin the ownerās complete livelihood. JUST BECAUSE HE DOESNāT LIKE WHO HE DONATED TO.
Fear not tho, Judd takes a second in this thread to grift. Oh, and tag David Hogg.
Fear not tho, Judd takes a second in this thread to grift. Oh, and tag David Hogg.
One thing is for sure, I had never heard of this energy drink until now.
Iāll be on the lookout because I plan to buy some.
Iāll be on the lookout because I plan to buy some.
Did he threaten to take the fat chicks hamburger?
Antifa is gonna pull this crap in the wrong state and the next victim is gonna have a conceal carry.
Honestly, the mayor of Portland should be impeached, every cop fired and the National Guard brought in.
Keep voting in Dems, Portland. Dummies.
Keep voting in Dems, Portland. Dummies.
Gross, aināt nobody wants no breadline flavored ice cream.
āZoo animal chunks in every container of Commie Cream. Make sure you get yours before itās sold out.......along with all other foodstuffsā
Fixed it.
Kamala: āIām obviously a ātop tier candidateā.... I did expect this kind of hit from someone (Tulsi Gabbard) polling at 0.1%
This, friends, is the response of someone who KNOWS they just had their butt handed to them on live television.
This, friends, is the response of someone who KNOWS they just had their butt handed to them on live television.
Tulsi singlehandedly did more damage to Kamala in that one clip than Kamala has done to her own self this entire election season.
Trust me, thatās saying a whoooole lot because Kamala is garbage.
Trust me, thatās saying a whoooole lot because Kamala is garbage.
Cal gets it, and this is coming from someone who has dealt with Californiaās garbage politics.
What I tell Dems who voted for Obama:
If you wanna prove you donāt support droning children and American citizens or arresting journalists or selling weapons to Mexican drug dealers or race baiting, change parties.
Am I doing this right, Sally?
If you wanna prove you donāt support droning children and American citizens or arresting journalists or selling weapons to Mexican drug dealers or race baiting, change parties.
Am I doing this right, Sally?
Keep telling everyone that voted for Trump that theyāre a buncha racists, Dems.
Iām sure thisāll work out wonderfully for you.
Iām sure thisāll work out wonderfully for you.
HOLEEE CRAP. The people have spoken.
I canāt believe all these old white Libs are blaming our first African American President for all their troubles.
SMH, racist much, Dems?
#DemocraticDebate2020 #DemDebate2
SMH, racist much, Dems?
#DemocraticDebate2020 #DemDebate2
Itās super weird that Dems are just finding out tonight that Obama was a garbage President.
Itās almost like the entire Lib party are just grifters looking for money and power.
Imagine how theyāll feel when they find out Obama deported more illegals than any other President.
Itās almost like the entire Lib party are just grifters looking for money and power.
Imagine how theyāll feel when they find out Obama deported more illegals than any other President.
And now Democrats have completely ruined the word 'racism'
Here's just a few things Dems have deemed "racist"
-Dogs
-Hair
-Food
-Weather (Yes, I'm serious)
-Time (I swear)
-All Trump supporters
-Air conditioning
-Calling a rat infested city "infested"
-Calling out "The Squad"
Here's just a few things Dems have deemed "racist"
-Dogs
-Hair
-Food
-Weather (Yes, I'm serious)
-Time (I swear)
-All Trump supporters
-Air conditioning
-Calling a rat infested city "infested"
-Calling out "The Squad"
Dems ruined the word so they can have it.
When everything that you dont like becomes racist then nothing is racist.
It used to mean something. It used to have a bite and embarrass some people into changing their views. Not anymore.
When everything that you dont like becomes racist then nothing is racist.
It used to mean something. It used to have a bite and embarrass some people into changing their views. Not anymore.
I know something else they claim is racist.......
Oops. š
Thems the rules
Oops. š
Thems the rules
It must suck to only own 3 houses. Poor Bernie.
We all know why you're actually angry, not enough rice pudding and because you want to steal everyone's money.
Communist.
We all know why you're actually angry, not enough rice pudding and because you want to steal everyone's money.
Communist.
Bernie would be thrilled if Americans were standing in breadlines while watching us through binoculars from his mansion.
Thereās honestly video of him claiming breadlines are a good thing.
Thereās honestly video of him claiming breadlines are a good thing.
Breadlines For All 2020
