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Southern boy, Christian, Happily married father of 3. World's Greatest Defective. Satire. Preferred pronouns (Bat/Man) No DM’s.
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Feb 19 6 tweets 1 min read
Trampling the elderly with horses. For the greater good. Euthanizing the protesters pets. For the greater good.
Nov 25, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
I don’t understand the mindset of org like Salvation Army or even Black Rifle Coffee. Is there any benefit in stabbing the carpenters that built your house?

Who do they think keeps the lights on? It’s definitely not a majority of Dems that buys coffee named after a gun… I mean, does the **SALVATION** Army honestly believe Libs will take up the slack from millions they definitely are going to lose?

I’ve got some terrible news. Most Dems don’t go out looking for Christian organizations to donate to. As a Christian I was taught, born and raised…
Nov 24, 2021 8 tweets 5 min read
Not only is this **not** accidental wording from a random I’ll informed reporter, it’s very intentional

I’ve made a quick 🧵 THREAD 🧵just searching ‘deadly parade crash’ and so many results popped up I had to narrow it down to Bluechecks, and there’s still too many to list ../1 Most even went out of their way to *not* lost the terrorists race.

Why do I mention this? Compare it to Kyle Rittenhouse. …/2
Nov 24, 2021 4 tweets 2 min read
I’ve donated faithfully for YEARS. That ends today. CC: @SalvationArmyUS

You’ll never get another nickel from my family.
Nov 12, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
Things that Dems have made racist just in the past 2 days:

-ringtones

-Asian food

-a white man protecting himself against other white men

-Anyone who wants Rittenhouse to receive a fair trial

-mentioning BLM riots when discussing said trial

Starting to notice a pattern? I knew I’d forget some
Oct 14, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
Can’t decide what I like more about the current administration — the soaring gas prices, empty store shelves, the fact that most restaurants will say “it’s much easier to just tell you what we have left instead of what we’re out of”, needing great credit to afford a 2x4….…/1 Forced firings and layoffs over vaccine mandates, insulin that only the wealthiest can afford, the abysmally hilarious Afghanistan debacle, the ridiculously low jobs report, shutting down American pipelines while helping Russia pay for theirs, the ports……/2
Aug 29, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
Welp, she put her face out there for the world to see, so if this person “teaches” your child and *you* don’t take this all the way to the school superintendent to get her fired, then *you’re* part of the problem and have no right to complain.

God help our children. They don’t stand a chance in this vile world.

I’m old enough to remember when teachers were considered the good guys. Teachers used to be heroes to little kids. Now they try to indoctrinate them.

Pull your kids out of public schools. They are your enemy
Aug 27, 2021 5 tweets 1 min read
🧵 Thread 🧵

Guys, if I can have one moment of your time, I’d like to share something that’s near and dear to my heart.

I hate asking people to retweet stuff, but this may affect many that we love. Bear with me friends…../1 Not very long ago we were a nation divided, and sometimes I feel like we’re still on the brink. Like people are willfully just looking away.

It breaks my heart that even my “friends” on here were torn apart. This isn’t us my friends. We can do better……/2
Jul 25, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
TFW you forget to photoshop the red asterisk out and everyone can see it’s an unsubmitted form Does she think racists are from medieval times and send letters declaring someone to be a “bed wench”

This one is reeeeeeeeeally hard to buy.
Feb 28, 2021 6 tweets 4 min read
I see Dems are talking about symbols/similarities. Weird how it’s only comparisons that fit their narrative.

How about Biden’s inauguration. You know, the night that looked like a doc about the birth of a dictator?

Let me know if I’m doing this right.

N Korea v DC ....../1 ImageImage I had to hug my children when I saw how identical these pics were.

I’m literally shaking right now.

Am I doing this right, Dems? ...../2 ImageImage
Feb 27, 2021 4 tweets 2 min read
Oh man. I think I’m starting to understand what you guys mean.

Mein Gott! Guys, I’m literally shaking right now.

HOW DID WE NOT SEE THIS?!
Feb 23, 2021 6 tweets 3 min read
Thread: AOC calling the housing facilities that are now being used by Biden “concentration camps”

Enjoy.
Jan 28, 2021 5 tweets 2 min read
Guys, I’m totally shook. I placed these pics side by side and the resemblance is uncanny. I hugged my children for fear of their future in Biden’s America.

Libs did this for 4 years and I finally see it now. I hope I’m doing this right so I can carry their honorable torch. /1 Tears ran down my cheeks as I began to notice the similarities.

Thank you for teaching us about noticing these comparisons, Dems. It’s so important. /2
Feb 3, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
Quick prayer request...

I’m taking the wife to have a spinal tap tomorrow. She’s more than a little nervous.

If you could, pray for a good outcome, and pray they’ll give her good enough drugs that she won’t have a clue what’s going on or remember a single thing. Thanks guys. Sitting in the radiology waiting room and so far the most painful part is having to watch Adam Schiff on CNN.
Feb 3, 2020 5 tweets 2 min read
Feb 2, 2020 6 tweets 2 min read
I know a guy that told his daughter to stop paying her student loans because Bernie would win.

My niece said the same thing about Hillary winning. She’s made a career out of getting useless degrees. She got married and tried to make my sister pay for her college loans..../1 This is the same niece that sent us all a text at Christmas to let us know that she wouldn’t have anything else to do with our family because of who we voted for.

My niece mailed my sister her bills for college a few months back..../2
Jan 26, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read
I would like to ask for prayers for my wife.

She’s having some important tests run tomorrow that stem from where I had to take her to the hospital. We still don’t know what’s going on, and we’re both more than a little worried.

I can’t divulge any info right now. Thank you. Bear with me, but your TL is going to be filled with ‘Thank you’ for a while.

Just know, it comes from the bottom of my heart.
Jan 1, 2020 7 tweets 1 min read
Oh. My. Lord.

I’m gonna have to find a place to pull over and figure out what just happened.

I’m not sure what to do next..../1 So I’m driving down this backroad when this jerk pulls out in front of me....

I finally catch up to her on a 2 lane road to ask her what her problem is.

She looks over at me in anger and suddenly switches her undercover cop lights on..../2
Dec 31, 2019 5 tweets 3 min read
This is my wife’s favorite ‘carry everywhere’ piece.

It’s a tiny .380 Curve, and it’s perfect for a woman or even a man that wants something that literally fits in any pocket.

So, before I ultimately lose it in a boating accident, let me show you a couple cool features. /1 It doesn’t have a safety so it’s perfect to easily point and pull, similar to a revolver.

It has a small holster that covers the trigger and has magnets so when you draw, it turns on a blinding light and laser. /2
Dec 29, 2019 5 tweets 2 min read
Reminder, a person who claimed someone was rude in a grocery store received more National media attention than the anti-Semitic attacks currently happening in NYC. A kid who nervously smiled received more national media coverage than the anti-Semitic attacks currently happening in NYC.
Dec 29, 2019 4 tweets 2 min read
Reminder, some Democrats are against sending extra police to the area because of optics or some such crap. Oh, so they had it coming. Got it.

“If she didn’t want to be raped, she wouldn’t have worn a short skirt”