Southern boy, Christian, Happily married father of 3. World's Greatest Defective. Satire. Preferred pronouns (Bat/Man) No DMās.
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Feb 19 ⢠6 tweets ⢠1 min read
Trampling the elderly with horses. For the greater good.
Euthanizing the protesters pets. For the greater good.
Nov 25, 2021 ⢠4 tweets ⢠1 min read
I donāt understand the mindset of org like Salvation Army or even Black Rifle Coffee. Is there any benefit in stabbing the carpenters that built your house?
Who do they think keeps the lights on? Itās definitely not a majority of Dems that buys coffee named after a gunā¦
I mean, does the **SALVATION** Army honestly believe Libs will take up the slack from millions they definitely are going to lose?
Iāve got some terrible news. Most Dems donāt go out looking for Christian organizations to donate to. As a Christian I was taught, born and raisedā¦
Nov 24, 2021 ⢠8 tweets ⢠5 min read
Not only is this **not** accidental wording from a random Iāll informed reporter, itās very intentional
Iāve made a quick š§µ THREAD š§µjust searching ādeadly parade crashā and so many results popped up I had to narrow it down to Bluechecks, and thereās still too many to list ../1
Canāt decide what I like more about the current administration ā the soaring gas prices, empty store shelves, the fact that most restaurants will say āitās much easier to just tell you what we have left instead of what weāre out ofā, needing great credit to afford a 2x4ā¦.ā¦/1
Forced firings and layoffs over vaccine mandates, insulin that only the wealthiest can afford, the abysmally hilarious Afghanistan debacle, the ridiculously low jobs report, shutting down American pipelines while helping Russia pay for theirs, the portsā¦ā¦/2
Aug 29, 2021 ⢠4 tweets ⢠1 min read
Welp, she put her face out there for the world to see, so if this person āteachesā your child and *you* donāt take this all the way to the school superintendent to get her fired, then *youāre* part of the problem and have no right to complain.
God help our children. They donāt stand a chance in this vile world.
Iām old enough to remember when teachers were considered the good guys. Teachers used to be heroes to little kids. Now they try to indoctrinate them.
Pull your kids out of public schools. They are your enemy
Aug 27, 2021 ⢠5 tweets ⢠1 min read
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Guys, if I can have one moment of your time, Iād like to share something thatās near and dear to my heart.
I hate asking people to retweet stuff, but this may affect many that we love. Bear with me friendsā¦../1
Not very long ago we were a nation divided, and sometimes I feel like weāre still on the brink. Like people are willfully just looking away.
It breaks my heart that even my āfriendsā on here were torn apart. This isnāt us my friends. We can do betterā¦ā¦/2
Jul 25, 2021 ⢠4 tweets ⢠1 min read
TFW you forget to photoshop the red asterisk out and everyone can see itās an unsubmitted form
Thread: AOC calling the housing facilities that are now being used by Biden āconcentration campsā
Enjoy.
Jan 28, 2021 ⢠5 tweets ⢠2 min read
Guys, Iām totally shook. I placed these pics side by side and the resemblance is uncanny. I hugged my children for fear of their future in Bidenās America.
Libs did this for 4 years and I finally see it now. I hope Iām doing this right so I can carry their honorable torch. /1
Tears ran down my cheeks as I began to notice the similarities.
Thank you for teaching us about noticing these comparisons, Dems. Itās so important. /2
Feb 3, 2020 ⢠4 tweets ⢠1 min read
Quick prayer request...
Iām taking the wife to have a spinal tap tomorrow. Sheās more than a little nervous.
If you could, pray for a good outcome, and pray theyāll give her good enough drugs that she wonāt have a clue whatās going on or remember a single thing. Thanks guys.
Sitting in the radiology waiting room and so far the most painful part is having to watch Adam Schiff on CNN.
I know a guy that told his daughter to stop paying her student loans because Bernie would win.
My niece said the same thing about Hillary winning. Sheās made a career out of getting useless degrees. She got married and tried to make my sister pay for her college loans..../1
This is the same niece that sent us all a text at Christmas to let us know that she wouldnāt have anything else to do with our family because of who we voted for.
My niece mailed my sister her bills for college a few months back..../2
Jan 26, 2020 ⢠4 tweets ⢠1 min read
I would like to ask for prayers for my wife.
Sheās having some important tests run tomorrow that stem from where I had to take her to the hospital. We still donāt know whatās going on, and weāre both more than a little worried.
I canāt divulge any info right now. Thank you.
Bear with me, but your TL is going to be filled with āThank youā for a while.
Just know, it comes from the bottom of my heart.
Jan 1, 2020 ⢠7 tweets ⢠1 min read
Oh. My. Lord.
Iām gonna have to find a place to pull over and figure out what just happened.
Iām not sure what to do next..../1
So Iām driving down this backroad when this jerk pulls out in front of me....
I finally catch up to her on a 2 lane road to ask her what her problem is.
She looks over at me in anger and suddenly switches her undercover cop lights on..../2
Dec 31, 2019 ⢠5 tweets ⢠3 min read
This is my wifeās favorite ācarry everywhereā piece.
Itās a tiny .380 Curve, and itās perfect for a woman or even a man that wants something that literally fits in any pocket.
So, before I ultimately lose it in a boating accident, let me show you a couple cool features. /1
It doesnāt have a safety so itās perfect to easily point and pull, similar to a revolver.
It has a small holster that covers the trigger and has magnets so when you draw, it turns on a blinding light and laser. /2
Dec 29, 2019 ⢠5 tweets ⢠2 min read
Reminder, a person who claimed someone was rude in a grocery store received more National media attention than the anti-Semitic attacks currently happening in NYC.
A kid who nervously smiled received more national media coverage than the anti-Semitic attacks currently happening in NYC.
Dec 29, 2019 ⢠4 tweets ⢠2 min read
Reminder, some Democrats are against sending extra police to the area because of optics or some such crap.