Chaiwala & Pakodawala are also people.
First Language - English but will now occasionally pop in a few chaste Hindi words in North India.
(Think: Moon Moon Sen)
Celebrations - Let’s see how it goes.…
Getting very mixed signals from The Club.
Erm… we didn’t read the signs. Erm… we ignored the signs …
Petitions of -
200 Eminent Citizens
100 Senior Bureaucrats
70 Has-been BollywoodStars…
All the while these peasants were breaking down the door.
So give them NYAY we said. But they flung it in our face.
Rahul Toh Gaya.
(See, I’m already talking like them)
Rahul-In-A-Cotton-Saree Bhi Gayee.
(O God! Here I go again)
Think the lush hills, gentle streams of Aberdeen might be the right place to begin.
An India where no one listens to us & worse makes fun of us !
I mean my grandparents, parents, uncles & aunties dished out so many favours & in turn crawled for theirs & this how they repay us …
Owaisi needs to get a grip. But yes articles in WaPo & NY
Times on how Muslims feel insecure in Modi’s India will be turned out at a breathless pace.
Thank God every once in a while their Sadhu or Sadhvi says something & we have our raison d’etre.
First of all - Are we standing?
And next - Keep that Kanhaiya away from me.
What a waste of single malt, kebabs & good (erm…demonetised) money.
Gau Mutra & Sanghi are now stale & new insults must be worked on, keeping our own future in mind.
If this is going to be … like forever, then must call The Club & strategise.
This is not the end of our privileged existence.
Rahul must be readied & relaunched.
It can be done. It must be done.
Erm…Bharat Mata Ki Jai !
If this is what they want. This is what I will give.
Can we …erm…discuss price?
And Sir jee (eww, here I go again) remember being Hindu is all about forgiveness…
Till of course, I strike that dagger in your back.