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“Like a flatulent anus, the mouth produces too many words.”

“Like a flatulent anus, the mouth produces ‘excellence’”

Two proverbs recorded in Sumerian and Akkadian, respectively, survive on a fragment from the Library of Ashurbanipal at Nineveh, and are both somewhat insightful
FWIW, flatulence comes up more than once in Sumerian and Akkadian proverbs, as in this Neo-Assyrian fragment from Nineveh.

“A thing which has not occurred since time immemorial: a young girl broke wind in her husband’s lap.”
Turns out people have been making fart jokes for a while

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Aug 21, 2023
In the ruins of the ancient Babylonian city of Isin lie the 3,000-year-old remains of a temple to the healing goddess Gula.

She was the patron goddess of physicians who wielded a scalpel and a bandage, and her companion was a trusted, pointy-eared dog. Image
Beneath a long ramp or platform in the healing goddess’ temple precinct in ancient Isin, 33 dogs were laid to rest.

Their remains show no evidence of ritual sacrifice, but some did have severe injuries that healed during their lifetimes. Many were puppies.
The tallest dog buried in the temple precinct to the healing goddess in Isin was 65cm tall (about the height of a Ridgeback).

The shortest was about 45cm tall (about the height of a Pit Bull). repository.cam.ac.uk/items/e7e56308…
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Jul 24, 2023
Today, I’d like to introduce you to a woman named Lā-tubāšinni (pronounced La-tubashinni) who fought for her children in Babylon in October of 560 BCE Image
Although details of her early life are murky, she may have been adopted only to eventually be sold by her adoptive mother, Hammaya, into marriage.

This marriage-by-purchase might be how she ended up a slave.

Source: Cornelia Wunsch 1998 academia.edu/734422/_1997_9…
The history of slavery in ancient Mesopotamia does not give a clear-cut divide between enslaved and free. There were degrees of freedom and mobility among enslaved and free(d) people. It’s nuanced, important social history.

Image: the sale of an enslaved person named Aya-idâ Image
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Oct 25, 2021
did the Sumerians invent the wheel?

i have no idea, but here’s a thread on the history of the wheel in ancient Mesopotamia because the possible answers are unsurprisingly really interesting
there are a few places to look for early evidence of the wheel (or anything really), like…

1. archaeological evidence, or an actual wheel
2. written evidence, or textual references to a wheel
3. art, or depictions of the wheel

all three are attested for ancient Mesopotamia
let’s start with the wheel in art from ancient Mesopotamia.

the Early Dynastic Period was amazing for lots of reasons, and beautifully decorated pottery is one of them. this painted jar from early 3rd millennium BCE Khafajah is no exception
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Jul 15, 2021
A clay tablet made by a young scribal student who was practicing the "A" sign 𒀀 over and over again at school almost 4,000 years ago in Babylonia.

Be still my heart 🥺
A Babylonian scribal student practicing the sign "DINGIR" 𒀭 which looks like a star sometime between 2000 and 1600 BCE
This Babylonian student got bored and drew a doodle on his school exercise tablet ~4,000 years ago in Iraq
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May 2, 2021
Many of you may have heard of Hammurabi's "Law Code", often (incorrectly) called the earliest collection of laws recorded on a 4,000-year-old diorite monument.

But why is this incorrect, what is this extremely cool artefact about, and what do we still not know about it?
The monument that records Hammurabi's Laws is not the earliest collection of legal provisions.

Three centuries earlier, during the best-documented period of history in ancient Iraq, a ruler named Ur-Nammu (or Namma) had laws written out in the Sumerian language.
"If a man presents himself as a witness but is demonstrated to be a perjurer, he shall weigh and deliver 15 shekels of silver."

Written in Sumerian, the Laws of Ur-Nammu date to around 2100 BCE, but many have not survived.
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Apr 2, 2021
In 235 BCE, a boy named Aristocrates was born, and someone made predictions about his life based on where the sun, moon, and planets were in the sky.

“Venus was in 4° Taurus. The place of Venus (means) he will find favour wherever he goes.”
“The moon was in 12° Aquarius. His days will be long.”

According to his horoscope, Anu-belshunu was born on December 29, 248 BCE some time in the evening, probably in Uruk. I just love that we know that about him.
Only ~30 horoscopes survive from ancient Babylonia, and they all contain similar info in a similar order.

Date and time of birth. Positions of the sun, moon, and planets in the zodiac. Eclipses that year. Solstice and equinox data. Sometimes, a prediction.
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