DO NONE OF THESE DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS TRYING TO GIVE SHIT TO TRUMP ABOUT BUYING GREENLAND REMEMBER THAT THEY WERE FLIPPING OUT ABOUT THIS SHIT 6 GODDAMN YEARS AGO?!?!?!?
2) You don't recognize the name of that writer do you? Oh, don't worry, its just another fly by night fucking quartz journalist who is knee-deep in the fearmongering about muh Trump recession.
3) Articles like, "The US economy is coming down from a sugar high. How bad will the headache be?"
"Trump's war on Huawei risks hobbling US innovation"
"The net impact of Trump's new NAFTA is probably nothing"
4) The crisis over Greenland being bought wholesale by China was so bad 6 years ago that Greenland's government was tossed out and replaced based effectively on that alone!
5) A few years later, and Trump mentions buying Greenland right in the midst of an economic showdown with China? Suddenly everyone is losing their fucking minds!
6) Not that it kept the Communist-cock-sucking Failing New York Times from helping to run PR for the Chinese in their attempted 2013 takeover (Isn't it funny that most of their older articles are free, but they like to hide inconvenient op eds like this?) archive.is/J7wKc
7) "But let us stay cool as we discuss these prospects. Farfetched speculation is currently emanating from think-tanks and commentators on how Chinese military bases and Greenland’s rapid independence from Denmark are likely offshoots of these industrial projects."
8) 'Oh, no, fears about China using investments in foreign natural resources as a diving board for broader military expansion is TOTALLY unfounded!' say the fucking unregistered foreign lobbyists as a Chinese base goes up in GODDAMN DJIBOUTI
9) "Chinese investment may provide state-run Chinese companies with political leverage on the small and economically weak Selfrule Authority, but decision-makers in Nuuk are aware of these risks. They are weighing the pros and cons of Chinese investments." Then they got fired 🤣
10) Call this one a Comrade Fudge fucking guarantee:
11) They sold out once China dumped enough filthy lucre via lobbyists into their pockets, and continued on with business as usual, prompting Trump's off-the-cuff discussions about how to kneecap China's northern hemisphere expansionism.
12) And now, all the people that said 'don't worry, China's not trying to turn Greenland into Tienanmen Launch Base' are SCREAMING BLOODY FUCKING MURDER about Trump wanting to buy Greenland. Just trace back the writers and outlets. I guaran-fucking-tee it.
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Basically, the entire Khashoggi story was hyped up by Turkey claiming that a recording of Khashoggi's murder in the embassy was caught on his apple watch and transmitted to his iphone that his girlfriend waiting outside had. This was accentuated by the MSM hyping up his watch.
Then, of course, I and several other people pointed out that Turkey's networks weren't compatible with the model of apple watch. Literally, it couldn't connect to Turkish cell networks. Suddenly, it became, "Oh, experts are skeptical, but we still totally know the Saudis did it."
Most of what I write isn't understood by most of the people who read it.
That's fine. I don't actually like most of the people who read my stuff. They're reactionary in the most reflexive and knee jerk sense, they're stubborn in ignorance, and they're far too trusting.
This isn't for them.
I can't even say who this is for because I don't know who's going to understand what I'm writing, and if they do then it would be unlikely and unwise of them to respond saying they do. That's fine. I think I truly understand where Thomas is coming from now. I'm doing this for me.
I despise you. I cant fucking stand you. You are the reason the McRib is never a permanent part of the McDonalds menu. You are the reason Sechuan sauce has never been brought back. You are appendix cancer. You are HIV personified.
“Here’s a troubling trend about how millennials started killing themselves.”
“LEL I BET IT WAS EMO MUSIC!”
Yes, clearly, there is NO COVARIANCE BETWEEN A GENERATION PRONE TO SUICIDE AND A SUBCULTURE UNIQUE TO THAT GENERATION THAT EPITOMIZED NIHILISM. NO COVARIANCE AT ALL. MHMM.
Every grave of a kid that died from substance abuse or suicide that isnt emo is a giant middle fonger to fucktards like you.
And no. It WASNT social media either you fucking larva brained imbeciles. This trend started two years BEFORE myspace’s heyday.
All the while I have been forgetting the third of my reasons for remaining so faithful a citizen of the Federation, despite all the lascivious inducements from expatriates to follow them beyond the seas, and all the surly suggestions from patriots that I succumb.
It is the reason which grows out of my mediaeval but unashamed taste for the bizarre and indelicate, my congenital weakness for comedy of the grosser varieties. The United States, to my eye, is incomparably the greatest show on earth.
To air a grievance implies it hasn’t already been made known.
The complaints have been spoken, repeatedly. The problem isn’t that they aren’t being spoken. It’s that they aren’t being listened to.
This is not an age of heroes.
This is not an age of legends.
There does not exist a desire to engage in acts of valor and endurance. The concept of true valor and endurance does not exist, it is not conceivable anymore.
There are no secret plans. There are no last minute hopes. There is no superhuman everyman to swoop in and avert disaster.
The damage is already being done. All that can happen is stemming the bleeding.
1) There comes a time where every man has his breaking point.
That day was today for me.
After EVERYTHING, falling off a ladder, my kitty being sick and doing her best impression of a cow on my carpet, assembling a day bed, and NOT FINDING FOUR ROSES ANHWHERE, I turned to this:
2) "What was your breaking point Fudge?"
WELL APPARENTLY WE'RE ALL SO FUCKING HARD IN OUR FUCKING PANTS SIMPING FOR TRUMP THAT WE'RE ARGUING HOW MUCH OF OUR MONEY THE GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE SENDING BACK TO US THAT WE HAVENT SAID DONT TAKE OUR FUCKING MONEY
3) Yeah, no prisoners taken today.
Fuck stimulus payments.
SLASH THE FUCKING TAXES YOU SELF INDULGENT COCK SUCKERS @GOP@TheDemocrats THATS HOW YOU SAVE THE FUCKING ECONOMY.
OH WAIT.
YOU CANT DO THAT.
BECAUSE THEN YOU WOULDNT BE ABLE TO PASS YOUR FOREIGN AID BILL YOU FUCKOS.