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Comrade Fudge Profile picture
@HNIJohnMiller
Aug 16, 2019 • 12 tweets • 4 min read • Read on X
1) Fuck it. Shitposting about #GreenlandPurchase it is.

DO NONE OF THESE DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS TRYING TO GIVE SHIT TO TRUMP ABOUT BUYING GREENLAND REMEMBER THAT THEY WERE FLIPPING OUT ABOUT THIS SHIT 6 GODDAMN YEARS AGO?!?!?!?

qz.com/50401/chinas-c…
2) You don't recognize the name of that writer do you? Oh, don't worry, its just another fly by night fucking quartz journalist who is knee-deep in the fearmongering about muh Trump recession.

muckrack.com/gwynn-guilford…
3) Articles like, "The US economy is coming down from a sugar high. How bad will the headache be?"

"Trump's war on Huawei risks hobbling US innovation"

"The net impact of Trump's new NAFTA is probably nothing"
4) The crisis over Greenland being bought wholesale by China was so bad 6 years ago that Greenland's government was tossed out and replaced based effectively on that alone!

theguardian.com/world/2013/mar…
5) A few years later, and Trump mentions buying Greenland right in the midst of an economic showdown with China? Suddenly everyone is losing their fucking minds!

theguardian.com/world/2019/aug…
6) Not that it kept the Communist-cock-sucking Failing New York Times from helping to run PR for the Chinese in their attempted 2013 takeover (Isn't it funny that most of their older articles are free, but they like to hide inconvenient op eds like this?) archive.is/J7wKc
7) "But let us stay cool as we discuss these prospects. Farfetched speculation is currently emanating from think-tanks and commentators on how Chinese military bases and Greenland’s rapid independence from Denmark are likely offshoots of these industrial projects."
8) 'Oh, no, fears about China using investments in foreign natural resources as a diving board for broader military expansion is TOTALLY unfounded!' say the fucking unregistered foreign lobbyists as a Chinese base goes up in GODDAMN DJIBOUTI

thediplomat.com/2018/12/chinas…
9) "Chinese investment may provide state-run Chinese companies with political leverage on the small and economically weak Selfrule Authority, but decision-makers in Nuuk are aware of these risks. They are weighing the pros and cons of Chinese investments." Then they got fired 🤣
10) Call this one a Comrade Fudge fucking guarantee:

Greenland's ruling coalition that won in 2013 sold the FUCK out to China thediplomat.com/2019/02/china-…
11) They sold out once China dumped enough filthy lucre via lobbyists into their pockets, and continued on with business as usual, prompting Trump's off-the-cuff discussions about how to kneecap China's northern hemisphere expansionism.
12) And now, all the people that said 'don't worry, China's not trying to turn Greenland into Tienanmen Launch Base' are SCREAMING BLOODY FUCKING MURDER about Trump wanting to buy Greenland. Just trace back the writers and outlets. I guaran-fucking-tee it.

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1) Alright, let's break this shit down.

First question, "And I wonder, are the last four years an obstacle to you in this race?"

Kamgirl declares her presidency is not a continuation (lol) and repeats the 'I'm bringing my own experiences' line again.

Yeah. Sure.
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Thread time? Thread time? Thread time.

I’mma channel my spirit animal @Peoples_Pundit and do a thread in why I’ve been giggling like a madman the past few weeks. Polls. Specifically, dumb polls. Specifically, WHY these Harris-favoring polls seem *rather dumb*.
ERMAGERD AN EMERSON COLLEGE POLL THAT HAS HARRIS WINNING BY 4.

People. Emerson College is part of the polling industry mafia. That they were showing trump up over Biden was just because they were part of the pack that were forced to go along with the very obvious trends. Image
Observe the polling from September and October of last year when the Trump edge over Biden was becoming apparent. Emerson was right there with Susquehanna, NYT/Siena, etc trying to put their thumb on the scales of the aggregate. Image
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Basically, the entire Khashoggi story was hyped up by Turkey claiming that a recording of Khashoggi's murder in the embassy was caught on his apple watch and transmitted to his iphone that his girlfriend waiting outside had. This was accentuated by the MSM hyping up his watch.
Then, of course, I and several other people pointed out that Turkey's networks weren't compatible with the model of apple watch. Literally, it couldn't connect to Turkish cell networks. Suddenly, it became, "Oh, experts are skeptical, but we still totally know the Saudis did it."
cnbc.com/2018/10/15/kha…

Here's one of the 'debunking' articles.

And for the hyping that up in the first place...
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Jan 13, 2021
Most of what I write isn't understood by most of the people who read it.

That's fine. I don't actually like most of the people who read my stuff. They're reactionary in the most reflexive and knee jerk sense, they're stubborn in ignorance, and they're far too trusting.
This isn't for them.
I can't even say who this is for because I don't know who's going to understand what I'm writing, and if they do then it would be unlikely and unwise of them to respond saying they do. That's fine. I think I truly understand where Thomas is coming from now. I'm doing this for me.
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Jan 12, 2021
I despise you. I cant fucking stand you. You are the reason the McRib is never a permanent part of the McDonalds menu. You are the reason Sechuan sauce has never been brought back. You are appendix cancer. You are HIV personified.

What in the unholy fuck made you this stupid.
“Here’s a troubling trend about how millennials started killing themselves.”

“LEL I BET IT WAS EMO MUSIC!”

Yes, clearly, there is NO COVARIANCE BETWEEN A GENERATION PRONE TO SUICIDE AND A SUBCULTURE UNIQUE TO THAT GENERATION THAT EPITOMIZED NIHILISM. NO COVARIANCE AT ALL. MHMM.
Every grave of a kid that died from substance abuse or suicide that isnt emo is a giant middle fonger to fucktards like you.

And no. It WASNT social media either you fucking larva brained imbeciles. This trend started two years BEFORE myspace’s heyday.
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Jan 7, 2021
On Being an American, by HL Mencken (1922)

The references updated to modern terms by Comrade Fudge (2021, close to a full century later)

Yes, this shit is still relevant.

monadnock.net/mencken/americ…
All the while I have been forgetting the third of my reasons for remaining so faithful a citizen of the Federation, despite all the lascivious inducements from expatriates to follow them beyond the seas, and all the surly suggestions from patriots that I succumb.
It is the reason which grows out of my mediaeval but unashamed taste for the bizarre and indelicate, my congenital weakness for comedy of the grosser varieties. The United States, to my eye, is incomparably the greatest show on earth.
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