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Aug 18, 2019 20 tweets 5 min read Read on X
Donald Trump’s day so far:

- Larry Kudlow crashes and burns
- Stephen Miller goes off a cliff
- Trump tweets delusional things about his bad poll numbers
- Economy is toast
- His asshole base cant save him
- Impeachment is coming
- Trump is going to prison
- It’s still only 3pm
Hey Bill Barr, what was all that back there? palmerreport.com/analysis/hey-b…
Looks like Donald Trump may have finally found a way to alienate evangelical voters palmerreport.com/analysis/alien…
Turns out Donald Trump has screwed up with ISIS too palmerreport.com/analysis/isis-…
GOP Senator throws Donald Trump directly under the bus palmerreport.com/analysis/under…
We told you Susan Collins is in trouble palmerreport.com/analysis/susan…
Ahead of David Pecker’s indictment, his former National Enquirer right hand man dies in accident palmerreport.com/analysis/dies-…
Donald Trump has no idea what’s about to hit him palmerreport.com/analysis/donal…
Donald Trump’s judgment day is coming palmerreport.com/analysis/udgme…
Fox News gets caught in the act palmerreport.com/analysis/fox-n…
Yep, here comes Donald Trump’s impeachment palmerreport.com/analysis/yep-i…
Stephen Miller crashes and burns palmerreport.com/analysis/steph…
Donald Trump economic adviser Larry Kudlow just drew the short straw

palmerreport.com/analysis/larry…
The one key thing everyone is overlooking about Donald Trump’s crowd size debacle

palmerreport.com/analysis/overl…
Donald Trump mails it in

palmerreport.com/analysis/mails…
Donald Trump economic adviser Larry Kudlow just drew the short straw palmerreport.com/analysis/larry…
Geraldo Rivera rips Donald Trump a new one palmerreport.com/analysis/geral…
We told you Susan Collins is in trouble palmerreport.com/analysis/susan…
Maria Butina scandal takes a surreal new turn palmerreport.com/analysis/maria…
Donald Trump’s goons begin eating each other alive as Trump circles the drain palmerreport.com/analysis/goons…

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May 31
Remember when a media outlet falsely claimed that Alvin Bragg had dropped this case, and Bragg said it was ongoing, but the entire media went along with the lie, and then every bullshitter on Twitter bashed Bragg so they could make themselves look cool in comparison? Fun times.
These hordes of bullshitters in the media and pundit class were all claiming Pomerantz had said that Bragg had decided to let Trump off the hook, when Pomerantz never even said that. It was just flat out made up fake news. And it didn’t matter Bragg said the case was ongoing.
Everyone in the media was lying to you in order to generate outrage and boost ratings. Every leading voice on Twitter was lying to you so they could portray themselves as being superior to Bragg.

Just flat out lying to you.

All of them.

LYING to you.
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May 29
While we're waiting for the Trump verdict, let's go flip the House. The majority WILL be mainly decided by the "toss up" races, all of which will be very close.Donate, volunteer, and retweet these Democratic candidates and let's go win this:
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May 24
Here are the highly competitive 2024 House races that are rated "toss up" and will be decided by a point or two in either direction and will determine the House majority. Donate to them, sign up for their mailing lists, follow them on here, and retweet them (thread):
Janelle Bynum, OR-05 (Oregon)

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Apr 25
This is the part where everyone on TV and Twitter chases ratings and retweets by pretending Trump has a 99% or 100% chance of winning this Supreme Court ruling, when he really only has maybe a 30% chance. They know if he loses, they can just feed you some new defeatist outrage.
"But even if Trump loses, he'll still have won because things got delayed until now!"

"But even if we win 5-4, it'll still be a loss because it should have been 9-0!"

I say this with love: shut the fuck up.

A win is a win. Only people who WANT TO LOSE spin wins into losses.
As for all the doomsday hysteria being posted in the replies, as usual, none of it is even compatible with the facts.

If the majority justices want a swift ruling, there will be one.

If the majority of justices don't want this remanded, it won't be remanded.
Read 6 tweets
Apr 10
MSNBC spent all that time pretending Trump would never go on trial. Now that Trump’s first criminal trial is starting, MSNBC is putting discredited prisoner Michael Avenatti on the air and letting him lie about the trial. MSNBC exists solely to bullshit you into staying tuned in.
The problem isn’t simply that MSNBC is corrupt. The problem is that the cable news format doesn’t work. There aren’t 24 hours of political news a day. Some days there aren’t 24 minutes. So in order to keep you tuned in and keep the lights on, they have to bullshit you.
And if you’re saying “that’s why I only watch these specific MSNBC hosts,” you don’t see any of them condemning Ari Melber’s Avenatti stunt, do you?

Besides, every MSNBC has at one point or another bullshitted you with some scary narrative they had to know wasn’t going anywhere.
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Mar 25
I said there was a chance Trump might get lucky with the bond. So be it. This ruling isn’t going to save him from his overall downfall. For that matter he still might not be able to come up with the bond. He’s broke, senile, and his first criminal trial is in 3 weeks. He’s toast.
This is not “optimism.”

In spite of what some of you think, it’s not my job or my intent to “give you hope.”

I’m just trying to call it like it is.

Today was a rare win for Trump, but only an incremental one.

He’s still on a sharply downward trajectory overall. That’s a fact.
But today’s ruling is an excuse for the outrage addicts and panic addicts on our side to spend all day angrily ranting, while pretending that ranting is activism.

And it’s an excuse for the media and pundit class to milk these folks’ outrage addiction for ratings.

Whatever.
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