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Aug 19, 2019 • 6 tweets • 2 min read • Read on X
R: Democrats need to learn their history! Abraham Lincoln was a Republican and Democrats founded the KKK

NYT: The #1619Project aims to tell the true history of slavery like never before

R: HOW DARE YOU
R: We’re just concerned that the New York Times will distort American history to flatter their audience

TRUMP: THE SIGN ON THE STATUE OF LIBERTY REALLY SHOULD READ “NO FREELOADERS”

R: (nodding sagely) It’s what the Founding Fathers would have wanted
R: I just don’t see what the New York Times has to gain by dredging up old stories about slavery; this will only divide us futher

TRUMP: KING ELIJAH HATES THE BORDER PATROL! BALTIMORE IS A FAILURE! THE SQUAD SHOULD GO BACK WHERE THEY CAME FROM!

R: Did somebody say something
R: When we say, “learn your history”, we are referring exclusively to isolated factoids that deflect blame onto Democrats & therefore absolve modern Republicans of all accusations of racism

D: Who on Earth would subscribe to such a narrow perspective of history

D’SOUZA: Hello
R: The New York Times is clearly dwelling on past racism expecting Americans to draw parallels to what’s happening now

TRUMP: THE MEDIA IS THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE! GOOGLE CHANGED 16 MILLION VOTES!

D: Don’t worry; I’m sure they’ve long since given up on anyone learning anything
D: Why does the #1619Project bother you

R: Because the unifying tenet of modern conservatism is belief that liberals want nothing more than to leverage racial guilt for political gain

D: And why would you be the target of such a campaign

🐸: SEND THEM BACK!

R: I blame the MSM

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