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No one should be surprised that Trump misspelled "Emmanuel" and "Macron" today.

Last month Trump managed to misspell "Trump."
Barack Obama steamrolls Donald Trump on Twitter palmerreport.com/analysis/barac…
Adam Schiff just sent Donald Trump to the showers palmerreport.com/analysis/adam-…
The Jeffrey Epstein scandal just slipped beyond the control of Donald Trump and Bill Barr palmerreport.com/analysis/the-j…
What the hell is wrong with this guy? palmerreport.com/analysis/what-…
Donald Trump threatens to invoke magic powers during insane midnight meltdown palmerreport.com/analysis/magic…
Donald Trump just had his Titanic moment palmerreport.com/analysis/titan…
Even CNBC has had enough of Trump’s crap palmerreport.com/analysis/cnbc-…
Someone get this guy a straitjacket palmerreport.com/analysis/strai…
I didn’t know a person could be this stupid palmerreport.com/analysis/oh-go…
Donald Trump gets lambasted for making inappropriate joke about stock market collapse palmerreport.com/analysis/joke-…
Rudy Giuliani just completely screwed Donald Trump over palmerreport.com/analysis/rudy-…
Another top Trump adviser bites the dust palmerreport.com/analysis/bites…
Donald Trump just went there palmerreport.com/analysis/just-…
Maria Butina sex scandal takes surreal new turn palmerreport.com/analysis/maria…
Donald Trump just blew it again palmerreport.com/analysis/sorry…
Donald Trump threatens to invoke magic powers during insane midnight meltdown palmerreport.com/analysis/magic…
Donald Trump has disastrous go of it with Emmanuel Macron palmerreport.com/analysis/emman…
Donald Trump has disastrous go of it with Emmanuel Macron palmerreport.com/analysis/emman…
Donald Trump just blew it again palmerreport.com/analysis/sorry…
Barack Obama steamrolls Donald Trump on Twitter palmerreport.com/analysis/barac…
Adam Schiff just sent Donald Trump to the showers palmerreport.com/analysis/adam-…
Maria Butina sex scandal takes surreal new turn palmerreport.com/analysis/maria…
The Jeffrey Epstein scandal just slipped beyond the control of Donald Trump and Bill Barr palmerreport.com/analysis/the-j…
Democratic Congressman dismantles Donald Trump for his "brain fart presidency" palmerreport.com/analysis/the-b…
G7 leaders are already scrambling to work around Donald Trump’s idiocy palmerreport.com/analysis/g7-le…
Donald Trump just blew it with Emmanuel Macron AGAIN palmerreport.com/analysis/updat…
The real reason Donald Trump is falling to pieces palmerreport.com/analysis/the-r…
I didn’t know a person could be this stupid palmerreport.com/analysis/oh-go…
Mike Pence’s day of reckoning just arrived palmerreport.com/analysis/mike-…
Everyone piles on after Donald Trump tweets complete gibberish palmerreport.com/analysis/what-…
President Obama steamrolls Donald Trump on Twitter palmerreport.com/analysis/barac…
Donald Trump’s G7 summit is already such a disaster for him, he’s gone into hiding palmerreport.com/analysis/hidin…
Trump just blew it with Emmanuel Macron AGAIN palmerreport.com/analysis/updat…
G7 leaders are already scrambling to work around Donald Trump’s idiocy palmerreport.com/analysis/g7-le…
Everyone piles on after Donald Trump tweets complete gibberish palmerreport.com/analysis/what-…
Someone get this guy a straitjacket palmerreport.com/analysis/strai…
Donald Trump goes completely off the deep end after disastrous start to G7 summit palmerreport.com/analysis/deep-…
Elizabeth Warren just got the jump on Donald Trump palmerreport.com/analysis/eliza…
Strange new twist in Donald Trump’s Jeffrey Epstein scandal palmerreport.com/analysis/stran…
Donald Trump’s resignation is now more realistic than you think palmerreport.com/analysis/resig…
Donald Trump sends his regrets palmerreport.com/analysis/donal…
Donald Trump goes nuts about Regis Philbin and Sean Connery in the middle of the G7 summit palmerreport.com/analysis/regis…
What the Russians were really doing for Trump in 2016 palmerreport.com/analysis/what-…
Strange new twist in Donald Trump’s Jeffrey Epstein scandal palmerreport.com/analysis/stran…
Thanks to Trump’s new tariffs, terrible things are happening right now in Sunday night stock market futures trading palmerreport.com/analysis/tarif…
Donald Trump’s resignation is now more realistic than you think palmerreport.com/analysis/resig…
G7 leaders make surprise move behind Donald Trump’s back palmerreport.com/analysis/g7-su…
Donald Trump sends his regrets palmerreport.com/analysis/donal…
Donald Trump goes nuts about Regis Philbin and Sean Connery in the middle of the G7 summit palmerreport.com/analysis/regis…
Vladimir Putin strikes again palmerreport.com/analysis/vladi…
Donald Trump has hallucinatory meltdown as everything slips away from him palmerreport.com/analysis/hallu…

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Apr 25
This is the part where everyone on TV and Twitter chases ratings and retweets by pretending Trump has a 99% or 100% chance of winning this Supreme Court ruling, when he really only has maybe a 30% chance. They know if he loses, they can just feed you some new defeatist outrage.
"But even if Trump loses, he'll still have won because things got delayed until now!"

"But even if we win 5-4, it'll still be a loss because it should have been 9-0!"

I say this with love: shut the fuck up.

A win is a win. Only people who WANT TO LOSE spin wins into losses.
As for all the doomsday hysteria being posted in the replies, as usual, none of it is even compatible with the facts.

If the majority justices want a swift ruling, there will be one.

If the majority of justices don't want this remanded, it won't be remanded.
Read 6 tweets
Apr 10
MSNBC spent all that time pretending Trump would never go on trial. Now that Trump’s first criminal trial is starting, MSNBC is putting discredited prisoner Michael Avenatti on the air and letting him lie about the trial. MSNBC exists solely to bullshit you into staying tuned in.
The problem isn’t simply that MSNBC is corrupt. The problem is that the cable news format doesn’t work. There aren’t 24 hours of political news a day. Some days there aren’t 24 minutes. So in order to keep you tuned in and keep the lights on, they have to bullshit you.
And if you’re saying “that’s why I only watch these specific MSNBC hosts,” you don’t see any of them condemning Ari Melber’s Avenatti stunt, do you?

Besides, every MSNBC has at one point or another bullshitted you with some scary narrative they had to know wasn’t going anywhere.
Read 7 tweets
Mar 25
I said there was a chance Trump might get lucky with the bond. So be it. This ruling isn’t going to save him from his overall downfall. For that matter he still might not be able to come up with the bond. He’s broke, senile, and his first criminal trial is in 3 weeks. He’s toast.
This is not “optimism.”

In spite of what some of you think, it’s not my job or my intent to “give you hope.”

I’m just trying to call it like it is.

Today was a rare win for Trump, but only an incremental one.

He’s still on a sharply downward trajectory overall. That’s a fact.
But today’s ruling is an excuse for the outrage addicts and panic addicts on our side to spend all day angrily ranting, while pretending that ranting is activism.

And it’s an excuse for the media and pundit class to milk these folks’ outrage addiction for ratings.

Whatever.
Read 5 tweets
Mar 17
Trump spends his entire speech sounding senile, giving us soundbites we can use to convince persuadable voters that he has dementia. Yet all we can talk about is "oh no, he said the word bloodbath, there'll be a civil war, we're doomed!" We're only helping Trump with this talk.
The entire reason Trump's handlers have him up there using words like "bloodbath" is to distract everyone from his senility. And it's working. Because we always tepidly and gullibly take the bait whenever Trump suggests he's magically able to overthrow the government.
Do we let Trump's use of the word "bloodbath" go unchallenged? Of course not. But to cower over it? Absurd. And it's not among the five most important things Trump said yesterday.
Read 6 tweets
Mar 7
The "intel briefings" that Trump would get as the nominee would be pedestrian info. Nothing like what a President would get. It wouldn't be anything he could sell or use to his advantage. This is all an imaginary doomsday scenario being hyped for ratings. Stop fretting over it.
Besides, Trump got actual presidential intel briefings every day for four years. And then he stole a bunch of top secret classified information and read it in the bathroom.

There's nothing in his "nominee briefings" that would play on the level of the secrets he already knows.
No, Biden shouldn't "deny Trump the briefings." That would take a non-issue and turn it into a scandal that Trump could then use to his political advantage.

Twitter always wants the good guys to make a self defeating overreaction.
Read 5 tweets
Feb 11
You have to understand, this special counsel clown put that line in there about Biden's memory specifically to bait gullible suckers like you into defending Biden's memory, which keeps Biden's memory in the headlines. If you'd all just shut up about it, the story will go away.
Trump says something completely senile every five minutes. There's no possible way that a one-time mention of Biden's memory in a report is going to get any sustained attention, as long as Trump is out there saying senile things every day like this.
The only way the "Biden memory" story will still be alive in the mainstream media by next week is if you're still talking about, which is what tells the media to keep talking about it. Just stop talking about it, and it will go away. That's not always the case, but it is here.
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