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@Vidyut
Aug 26, 2019 • 12 tweets • 15 min read • Read on X
Welcome once more to #AltSarkar.

We will now be continuing with our cabinet announcements.

For those tuning in late, this means I will be announcing the portfolio, after which, the Alt-Minister will explain their plans in their role.
This is more time consuming and we would like to have your unfatigued attention, because we have put effort into these speeches, so we will stop after several portfolios are announced and again continue at a later date. #AltSarkar
Without further delay, I would now like to introduce you to Ashok Swain @ashoswai, Alt-Minister of Defense.

#AltSarkar
@ashoswai Thank you, Ashok.

I now bring you Mithun MK @KalkiSpeaks, Alt-Minister of Social Justice and Empowerment.



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@ashoswai @KalkiSpeaks Thank you, Mithun.

I now introduce R Saroja @AltScienceTech1 Alt-Minister of Science and Technology.



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@ashoswai @KalkiSpeaks @AltScienceTech1 Thank you R Saroja.

I would now like to introduce you to James Wilson @jamewils, Alt-Minister of Water Resources.



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@ashoswai @KalkiSpeaks @AltScienceTech1 @jamewils Thank you James!

I would now like to introduce you to Break Free @ScrewedbyState.Alt-Ministry of Commerce and Industry

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@ashoswai @KalkiSpeaks @AltScienceTech1 @jamewils @ScrewedbyState Thank you, Break Free.

I would now like to introduce you to Meghnad S @Memeghnad, Alt-Minister of Parliamentary Affairs.



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@ashoswai @KalkiSpeaks @AltScienceTech1 @jamewils @ScrewedbyState @Memeghnad Thank you, Meghnad.

Thank you, Meghnad.

I would now like to introduce you to SamSays @AltSarkar_MIB, Ministry of Information and Broadcasting.

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@ashoswai @KalkiSpeaks @AltScienceTech1 @jamewils @ScrewedbyState @Memeghnad @AltSarkar_MIB Thank you SamSays.

We will now pause the announcements again to let you absorb and examine the speeches made by our ministers so far and return with the next set of portfolios soon.

#AltSarkar
@ashoswai @KalkiSpeaks @AltScienceTech1 @jamewils @ScrewedbyState @Memeghnad @AltSarkar_MIB Stay tuned, because there are more interesting portfolios coming up, and the all important question doing the rounts of the media.

If the FM is NOT Nirmala Sitharaman, then WHO?

You will know soon.

#AltSarkar
@ashoswai @KalkiSpeaks @AltScienceTech1 @jamewils @ScrewedbyState @Memeghnad @AltSarkar_MIB Thank you again, SamSays, because the PM forgot to link to your tweet the last time :D

#AltSarkar

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Oct 15, 2023
My parents worked hard all their lives. Factory worker and telephone operator. Believed that if they worked hard and saved wisely, they'd have comfortable old ages.

And then they invested money with an unscrupulous builder. My father died in a rented home, helpless to chase him.
My mother suffers from schizophrenia and anxiety and has moved two rented homes in her 70s, suffering from debilating anxiety each time.

Builder ignores RERA, has earned money on their life's earnings for 9 years now, no flat, no interest, no refund.
I find it hilarious when people speak of rule of law and political parties and issues that do nothing to fix their lives.

Due process takes expensive chasing. You need to SPEND to chase (not even secure) justice. And aged people have to spend the one thing they don't have. Time.
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Jan 31, 2022
It is a good time to be glad to not be into James Bond. Turns out that James Bond is now gay.

I don't get this trend of fucking around with gender or orientation of well established characters.

Particularly those who are highly romanticized.
In many ways I see this trend as suddenly Doctor who is a woman. James Bond is gay, etc to be extremely dehumanizing and appropriative.

Fans have emotional relationships with characters. Appeal is a HUGE part of that. Screw around with gender/orientation and you fuck that up.
Superficially, it may seem like activism, but in reality, it creates a bogus "equality" by equally denying masculinity and femininity.

A man attracted to a woman is same as man attracted to man is same as woman attracted to woman, etc. It is an emotional violation.
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Jan 29, 2022
Feedback for YouTubers from someone who watches a LOT of YouTube videos.

I am not interested in you. I don't need a map to find subscribe. Think of it as a race to hook me with information before I scroll down to unsubscribe and then close tab. Intros make me scroll.
I still don't know how most YouTubers don't seem to have figured this out. Get to your content ASAP. That is the biggest thing you can do to retain me, not random info about yourself, your daily life, asking me to subscribe before I know you are any good, some random jingle, etc
What is your video about? Start talking about that. Like right now. If your talk is good, I'll be curious to know more about the person doing the talking. If you manage to irritate me with your self-importance, chances are I'll find someone with more clarity.
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Jun 3, 2021
The 'appropriating' someone's voice argument is used so illogically sometimes that it is verging on fallacy.

A person speaking their own perspective is not appropriating anything.

It is an ad hominem attack that also adds false accusation to basically shut someone up.
Regardless of the subject. Even if it is a man speaking on women's rights, savarna speaking on caste discrimination against dalits, corporate rich fellow talking of poverty, whatever.

Own perspective is not appropriation.
OTOH, it is appropriation when someone not from that identity claims to speak what their reality "really" is. Particularly when it contradicts stated reality by that identity. This must be opposed.

The distinction is huge. One is interested participation. Other is suppression.
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Jun 2, 2021
Brumby update day 6

Ghar wapsi continues. Now with an attempt to help community (his followers) too find a good response to self harm.

Probably gets awkward when they are surprised at his U-turn
So it seems from people who do self harm being attention seekers, we have arrived at a place where Brumby is doing his best to find a better response to self harm that doesn't get him spanked.

Not bad for under a week, eh? Practically transforming as we watch.

Unfollow anyway.
All Brumby ever asked for as per today's version is that you don't glamorize self harm and he is still against wokes. Unclear why, since he appears headed there himself.

Or maybe he is just pretending.

For those puzzled by the Brumby thing, a primer
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Jun 2, 2021
Was talking to someone who may be in trouble because of disclosing too much to someone she no longer trusts in Twitter DMs.

General guide. Never ever say anything you wouldn't be happy to announce from a stage.

Hormones are the WORST "proof" of trust followed by ideology.
She approached me thinking that I say many bold things, so I would understand why she did what she did.

I say bold things because I am a bold person. My main timeline is actually more 'bold' than any private messages to anyone.
If you find yourself saying something you hope no one comes to know, DON'T. That is the only real way for no one to come to know.

DMs or WA Chats may seem private, but they are not, unless you guarantee the person on the other end will ALWAYS have your trust.
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