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Sep 2, 2019 4 tweets 3 min read Read on X
I am just re-reading the @michaelgove Brexit speech of April 2016.

It is simply breathtaking.

If there is a single speech, in all of British political history, that has aged this badly I would love to see it.

It is pure, pure bollocks.
@michaelgove (You could, I suppose, argue that ‘peace in our time’ was shanked a touch wider than this)
@michaelgove I am very relieved, though I have no recollection of it whatsoever, to find that I saw straight through this utter drivel at the time.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…
@michaelgove The above howl of despair now in sketch form.

‘Get Ready’ for Brexit, says Michael Gove. It starts with the suspension of the rule of law.

independent.co.uk/voices/brexit-…

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