Because I got a divorce! Hello everybody!
I’m unashamed of this and also extremely happy to currently be divorced but if you’d like to pretend it’s an insult I am happy for you to toss it around.
It is the year of our lord 2019 and im a divorced woman living on my own holy shit what
behold, the fragility of the male ego.

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This was sent to my dog’s Instagram account
Let’s see how this plays out.
Who wouldn’t want to spoil dis lil face
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Jan 11
Biden is taking the stage in Atlanta for his speech on voting — lots of activists important to this movement declined to be here today, citing their frustration that this is too little too late.
The speech Kamala Harris is giving now could have been given one year ago, with no changes. As far as I can tell.
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as many of you know my best life hack is that i pay a graduate student $25 an hour to do random things i cannot make myself do and today her lists includes "fixing the wifi lights in the bedroom, because i'm too old to figure it out."

I love her.
I have also not, and I know this is bad, figured out how to use my own printer because when she is here on Mondays i just ask her to print things

She definitely thinks I'm absolutely technologically incompetent
look in my defense i was only forced to procure a printer during the pandemic and this one was one i pilfered from my mom's office when they sold their building and i'm pretty sure it's from 2007
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Dec 6, 2021
Guys I’m fkn dying this is the best
obviously i will be bringing his cowboy hat
i mean like

it's understandable.
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Dec 5, 2021
Im giving in and starting succession
I hate everyone in the show but somehow like the show itself? Is this why people like the bachelorette?
Just kidding, I fkn love Gerri
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