Thread by @lesbiDemetria

NEW clexa social media au

• Lexa's a famous Twitch streamer while Clarke's a versatile YouTuber whose channel recently blew up. Lexa's trip to Twitch Con is annual. Clarke has never been invited to a convention before.

meet the stars ✨

IT'S WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT

it's what we deserve

meanwhile Clarke has different ideas

👀

soulmate behavior

interlude brought to you by gaming setup, snakes in the toilet and home depot

donate to Clarke's patreon or else

quality content brought to you by Lexa (would pay to watch her make tea)

stay bored then

just gay things 😌

We're ready!

chef Lexa

is daily Clarke news clowning? 🤔

art dungeons and friday announcements

EVERYBODY STAY CALM

I think at this point we're ALL daily Clarke news

everyone say thank you Clarke

that's perfection luv

oh.. is that angst I'm introducing 👀

the commander chick

🥺

I really paid 5€ for an app that allows me to send pics in fake imessage...

a clown

💕

piece of work or a piece of art

by the end of twitch con you will see the light

are you watching the video or the stream? 👀

🤔

IT'S YOU THAT PEOPLE LOVE

are you?

gays, we're getting there!

Clarke is a mood

Lexa must be playing in creative mode

oh my god clarke

meanwhile Lexa has her life figured out

who knows what's gonna happen in Sydney

that's what makes it so good

can Janet confirm if 18 hour flights belong in the bad place?

👀

"captain or something" vs "I WANNA MARRY HER"

the struggle is real

all they do is sleep... how anti-climactic

Raven has so much chaotic energy

Clarke wrote "this morning" like she didn't wake up 4 hours ago 😭

spoiler alert: Clarke turned around

there's a girl behind you

IT'S ALMOST TIME

IT'S TWITCH CON TIME

🥺

Raven Reyes, if you're reading this

the missing case of Raven

I wish I was at twitch con

we're going ✈️ soft

oh baby we're just getting started

Anya on the lookout

we love Australians

DAY TWO and the fun is just beginning

👁️👁️

it's Apex

get yourself a friend like Raven

how weird

drink some water

she made a twitch account 🥺

oh 👀

they did that

but wow what a moment

we don't want it to be over either

who else swims in their dreams

elaborate

final day 😔

I don't always understand you.

create don't hate

👁️

it's a dream come true

😌

trouble in paradise?

who thought this was a good idea

(I did)

hmmm???

🥺😔

truly heartwarming

okay

I'll see you there

🥺

happy blurry mess

just an ordinary monday

who else wants to go back to sleep

😭

you
are
hopeless

get her some vegemite please

they're ✈️ leaving

shut up

airplane shenanigans

I don't have her number 😔

ma'am

don't call me at 3am that you threw up then

is that soulmate behavior

Clarke's going through it

the superior city? 🤔

a beneficial friendship

had to update the mum

this is Lexa btw

Lexa's back at it with the plants

a Claire stan

that's not a flaw baby, that's a perk

environmentally friendly and a chef

baby 🥺

thoughts?

Clarke🤦🏻‍♀️

maybe if Clarke answered her texts instead 😔

lesbian yearning and claire from bon appetit test kitchen vibes

missing twitch con hours

friyay

is it just me or is twitter d*ad today?

AND SHE REPLIED

they are so awkward 😩

"I'm sorry I sound so eager" 🥺

she needed to catch up on gardening

this is so exciting!

we should collab 👀

back at it with the gardening

she finally did it

that was like legendary

they're so dramatic

cleonardo da vinci

👀

scorpio season ✨

I HAVE A PLAN

no words luv

their friendship is on thin line

oh no Lexa has fallen into a dark, dark hole

Clarke needs to block her mum

chaotic Clarke

oh

Lexa is going through it with that song recommendation

name a better duo than Lexa and sunshine

👀

travel shenanigans

dangerous and addictive

only Clarke would argue with herself about dinner options

yall live like this?

babies

are you raven or daily clarke news

WE'RE BACK BITCHES

birthday shenanigans

sphen and magic this one's for you

maybe Clarke is really just me but I'm not confirming that

that seems like a bellamy problem

🎉🎉

despite the contrary belief you did not birth Clarke

today I am both of them

someone date her

literally the commander

a really fantastic idea

as long as Lexa's plants are ready for halloween

luv maybe if you weren't commenting every 30 seconds

HE! HAS! A! HUSBAND!

a collab 👀

THE BATHTUB

Lexa doing what she loves the most

they share one brain cell

and what about it

husband.

we're all grateful Clarke had seen the light

flowers are life

why would you not watch the entire 10 hour video

back to plot 👀

hey

unexpected and interesting

text her whenever

just another manic monday ✨

you deserve a little piece of shitty art 🥺

Lexa is me when I'm making these and I forget she has an actual streaming schedule 😌

Bellamy might be the superior friend

oh
my
god

of course.

they're at it again

I am Clarke, Clarke is me

we'll see

batwoman 😍

steaming hot tea

that's scary to read at 1am

and I think that's very dysfunctional of her

if you're late you only have yourself to blame

👁️👁️

confusing battle against a pretty girl

sorry that my best friend is a mess

rip peaches 😔

goodnight

hello sun

I am not giving into peer pressure 👊🏻

SAILOR MOON!

titties

please

my happy place 🥴

did someone call for... plot?

tell Clarke 👁️👁️

nothing says good morning like a crowd of doodled kittens

she said... her front garden looks patchy 😭

we can stream something together and it's gonna be better than any video I put out anyway

favourite twitch lady 😌

a really strong connection 👀

I have been dying to see your veggie patch 👁️👄👁️

I quite enjoy airports

oh now you're keeping me updated

shall we?

ma'am

going ✈️ gardening

what the fuck is leek

who are you and what have you done to lexa

painting vegetables on stones ✨

claire from the bon appetit test kitchen is pretty

goodnight, siri

we even checked it for bed bugs 😩

Lexa made a point

that's very deep

send an emoji like a normal person

I recommend screen splitting for optimum viewing experience

*** vibes

daily Clarke news and not Lexa always make excellent points

loud cute content creators noises

👁️👁️

🤸🏻‍♀️

*shrugs and throws unmeasured spices in*

braver than the marines

the perfect host

our final walk down the sydney streets ✨

this kind of friendship >

👀

and so she fled

oh my god

Lexy poo 😔

just a dumb misunderstanding

but now I must never speak to her again

✨

Anya pretending like she's not buzzing with anticipation of Lexa spilling the tea 👁️👁️

🥺😔😩

that should have said artist's block but my two brain cells couldn't come together in the time of struggle

at least Lexa has her priorities straight

they be going through it

👀

in the moment of sadness 😭

distractions will only do so much 😔

congratulations 🥺

😐

🍷

ma'am let me luv you

she's actually too sweet 🥺

poor baby 😭

💗

very homophobic

baby pandas!!

I wonder what (who) got her into gardening 🤔

poor sick baby 🥺

me too

👁️👁️

okay

I won't 🥺

a plant whisperer

nyquil remains superior

👁️👁️

that's still coming 🤔

I think she's very powerful

you and me both 😔

a conundrum that I just realized after a week I misspelled so how's everyone else's day going

SHE DID IT!

I can't believe I thought my pasta looked good 😭

Clarke is all about the snacks

a professional gamer

sleep is for the weak

Lexa,,,

wait you think I'm pretty? 🥺

I would like to see it

oops

justice for Peaches

daily clarke news always coming through with the content

they're so extra 🥺

cut the crap kid

I'm into that 👁️👁️

overthinking 101

or? 🥺

titties out for mrs G

we love to see them bond

the onion is in the oil

she is no masterpiece but I'd eat her

congrats on your risotto

yes my dear?

she's happy 🥰

you are in a crisis, I am on my way ✨

🥺

let it be known

lesbian yoda 😌

be well be kind 👊🏻

hot indeed

I strive to make all exes look like rubbish

I am so proud of her 🥺

I said what I said

are they ******

🤔

Anya is confusion

it's happening

platonically thinking about your face at 1am 👁️👁️

baby 🥺

I utterly enjoy it 🥰

it's meme o'clock

whO?

a fever dream

feel free to compliment me more often 👁️👁️

Lexa be like *on my way to steal your girl noises*

tell me about your 1am snack habits 🥺

rip pink hair

uncles 🥺 (if you see a typo mind your own business)

environmentalist Lexa

a potato story

happy Clarke, happy life

👁️👁️

skill level: 10
quality: masterpiece

potatoes and bread?

baby 🥺

weird mods

pretty girl 👁️👄👁️

she's baby

you can run but you can't hide from your feelings 👊🏻

Clarke 🥺

shut up 😤

I think.

☺️

it really is

high quality dick drawings

love, this doesn't make sense

Fridays are for gardening

okay 💗

I don't believe in ghosts, I only believe in Claire Saffitz

🥺💗

(that was supposed to say 'one per month' but if you think I'm gonna go back to change that you're wrong)

I think you inspired me

Raven has no chill and that's why we stan

you float my boat 🤔

which mood are you?

you're too pretty for me to handle 🥺

👁️👁️

(also looking back I have now realized how this sounds and I'm sorry 😭)

being us 🥰

priorities

😤

a clarke rights warrior

a sapphic poem

it's what we deserve

that's very sexy of you

I think we're all proud

just say you miss Clarke and go

number 1 Clarke stan

👁️👁️

can they chill I'm feeling very lonely right now

🥺

going to the farmer's market with the tiniest purse known to man 👁️👁️

it be like that

now it's more like 12/5

me too Lexa, me too

the bar is on the floor but at least they're cute

stfu you're both babies 🥺😭

"friends" ma'am you have but one (girl)friend

had to be said

they're going through it 😔

Anya dhksgdhks

we stan potato aisle

how about yall kiss instead 😌

snore head

commander deserves justice

no words,,,,

👁️👄👁️

🥺

she's so smitten

Lexa's still playing death stranding and I think that's a mood

😔

a friendship we deserved

someone tell her to stop being so in love

(also that tweet time was supposed to be 23:51 but I only have one brain cell)

💗

😢

:(

you deserve good things 🥺

if they don't shut up with their in love noises I'm going to cry

you're worth it

💗

I'm sorry if I cry

I'm here, you're here. Everything can be fixed.

✨

yes

the front spoon

😴

💗

are you two dating yet?

you can lie to yourself but you can't lie to me

relatable content

a surprise 🥺

Lexa's about to say the l word and I can understand why

the way I'm about to risk it all for them

issa love

good god how much more of this will I have to take

but I thought she was the universe ✨

are you gonna make me sleep in the bathtub? 👁️👁️

😴

is boob grabbing allowed in social media aus? I wouldn't know but 🤷🏻‍♀️

🥺 she's so cute

they're so loud I'm crying

we want to see it!!

the power that they have

superior clexa stan

be the mercy to my widowmaker

look at how she ate that

👁️👁️

yes

🥺😭💗

not all heroes wear capes

for the best girl

don't leave then 😌

protective Clarke 🥺

💗

I just wanna protect

is the tenerife sea ✨

can they stop being so in love 😭

"it's been like 2 days" and what about it

Clarke, you forgot something

☺️

they

unreal

shut uppppp they're too cute

guess what

my pretty girl

😭

thank you.
for?
being mine.

all by myself

🥺😔

the cheesiest

how we're all trying to be

booked and busy

I think we all think it's cute

👁️👄👁️

🥺

raven and murphy's brain cells connected

give them some credit cleonardo

smooth girlfriend

BABY

she protecc

you're fucking welcome

solid plan

5!

let's fight this bitch

talk more garden to me

character development for Clarke and more sexy gardening from Lexa

thoughts and prayers for all of us who went through the same heartbreak

SHUT UPPPP

disgustingly in love

the way these two make me cry for no other reason than being fucking adorable

💗💗

thank you Raven

that's who I like

weewoo love sirens weewoo

today 💗

no god, just Lexa

!!!

homophobia

let's kick Clarke's plane for being delayed

reunited and it feels so good ☺️

babe

a compromise

not a sharer

good god

I'm about to fall in love

I said I'M ABOUT TO FALL IN LOVE

just you

yours for eternity

BA test kitchen excellence

top tier lesbian

everything for you 💗

must be the power of having a girlfriend... can't relate

an angel

🥺

airport sapphics

always beautiful

I want what they have 😔

the way they annoy me

this is the last one for today because I'm uuu running out of content god bles

just aussie things

who let them fly to NY like this

a mini van

creepy mountain cabin vibes

congrats on the hot girlfriend

okay but that sounds like a christmas masterpiece can I join

we're cute

must have been some good mac and cheese

I'll win all the rounds

baby 💗

literally a cockroach

the brain cells are strong in these three

these rich gays made a point

just two gays living their best lives, don't be a hater

can I come too?

a useless bottom

when you're exposed for being a useless bottom

stab me, it would hurt less than this fucking cuteness

we know you have a girlfriend SHUT Up

did what had to be done

cute and relationship goals

it's what she deserves 🥺

Lexa is a sweetheart who deserves nothing but love

Merry Christmas from these gays

annoying

I think we all understand why Clarke's in l word with her

pray for Aussie's bits not to freeze

titties

two kinds of gays

biphobic

adults

yes, I know what I've done

snow is pretty

we believe you Clarke

the way I'm about to cry about being single if they don't shut up

streaming day

I regret my previous tweet

no rights for heteros

boomer

good luck at that

let the shenanigans begin

thank you Raven

you will*

we deserve to see it

OMGG

me too, not Lexa, me too

a bonus

K
A
S
S
A
N
D
R
A

Kassandra has that effect

idiots

they're gay and oblivious

"maybe"

I think we're cute

💗

the one where Octavia is a fucking mood

my motherfucking girlfriend with my motherfucking best friend

I'm tired too

👁️👁️

stop being hot

Until Dawn vibes

good luck Lexa

yeah that sounds about right

very smug

we survived ✨

an adventure or a near death experience? both are romantic I guess

they are annoying like that

Your logic is flawed.

give her some flatbread smh

even Murphy

She stole my heart and my socks.

morning selfies 💗

you make me crazy

it's finally happening

poor Clarke 😔

stan Claire from the bon appetit test kitchen

I am Octavia

we love grilled cheese sandwiches in this house

sapphics be sapphicing

what a mood

I don't have a girlfriend 😔

best of luck with ps4 minecraft

everyone deserves a smooth stone house extension

I want what they have

nothing says love quite like long distance minecraft streaming

PIZZA

😳

just two dumbasses being in love while playing monopoly

Idiot.

she's also daddy

ma'am that is baby

😭

Clarke can make uno sexy

you are a public figure

I am uncomfortable

goodnight.

BITCHES

scramble my eggs

my winter baby

I hope you never melt

Clarke is an emotional baby

For you, my love.

is 4pm too early to start drinking

they REALLY drink

stan my girlfriend

smells like alcohol poisoning

DUCK YESH

oh

Clarke drunk drawing just seems very in character for her

shuttt upppp

🥺

can I get what they have?

it's okay Octavia we're jealous too

drink. your. tea.

cuddles 💗

you're not special Clarke, we're in love too

these kids

I would die for all of them

But you're prettier.

(if you spot any typos keep it to yourself I didn't proof read because I wanted to be in denial about ending this au)

mom come pick me up

I am sorry to be soft on main

I want to spend the entire year being your girlfriend 🥺

(I didn't proof read this either as you can tell,,, bye)

this one is dedicated to all the men loving people out there see I create content for all

happy new year lovelies

the end. 💗💗