Thread by @lesbiDemetria

CLEXA social media AU

• Lexa is the captain of the university soccer team, but after an injury leaves her benched her friends and teammates decide to hire an assistant. Except Clarke really hates soccer.

• Clarke and her friends (Bellamy doesn't know how to change his icon yet okay give him time)

•Lexa and her friends/teammates

• special appearance

and off we go

Clarke is a night mode user because she's intellectual

egg boy

peer pressure

Raven has her priorities right

Murphy, now is not the time

say hello to my first typo

positive vibes only my ass

yall just mean

update from Lexa while Bellamy still struggles with basic twitter features

this is the last update for today

RAVEN

asking for a friend

Clarke is in denial

Bellamy doesn't get it

who knew

I put the bi in disaster

"helping"

you're welcome

my electric car isn't about that life

the unprofessionalism

please don't make Raven cry

an intermission from Polis University (also most likely the last update for today)

let's go

Anya is doing god's work

nevermind

fucking calm down greg

it's not that I couldn't stop it's just that I just didn't want to

they ARE a fire hazard

Clarke is a nerd and that's okay

Lexa is all of us

its 2pm

I was really embarrassed of having an egg for a brother

maybe Clarke has a coffee addiction

that sounds about right

it was an accident

self care

last update for tonight

enjoy this out of order random post that was supposed to be part of yesterday's update but got lost in my camera roll

procrastinating with the intent of not going

useless lesbian

very important

a chauffer

damn I need a pedicure

being the captain's assistant has spoiled you

OH

meanwhile

your loud tweets will scare them in the closet

NOBODY mutes Raven

two morning moods

you show true strenght

water boy who forgot to bring water

sorry I couldn't hear you over all those perfect legs moving

tell them Lexa

wHo?
(last update for today because I'm mean like that)

I THINK WE LSOR CLARK

I say that's my baby and I'm really proud

I'm sure I had a valid reason for fighting I just can't remember

I have goosebumps. Feel.

I like breaking the fourth wall

no one fights for me

I am tiredt

captain is back (almost)

why did you censor my name 🤔

c*te

NOTHING can bring me down

you're right and you should say it

are you tweeting sex sounds again

(let's end it here shall we)

I know I said I was done updating for today but my camera roll hates me so here's Bellamy with his twitter struggles

(this really is the last one)

Clarke is not subtle

you're literally in my bed right now but go off

maybe I do get the hype over soccer

the more the merrier? 🤔

what's a little blood if it means more lasagna 🤷🏻‍♀️

she gets it 😌

you're fucking welcome

sos

I love being validated as a matchmaker

I muted them both until they sort their shit out

you know I can't read asterisks

oh you guys still remember that VS we support men's rights to shut up

ma'am this is a mcdonalds drive through

chaotic bisexual

is that progress I see?

Clarke and Lexa work hard but Raven and Anya work harder 😌

Raven and Anya validating each other ft. Clarke's mild freakout

please stop rting this

TO YOU

****** and **** are hanging out

you really captured her soft bottom lesbian essence

(I'm not even sorry I had to use this)

CLARKE AND LEXA YES

(last update for today and the end tomorrow)

you allow men into your safe space and for what

now isn't the time

I CAN do this

Raven is smiling in her sleep

it had to be done

you're out of oat milk

endangering your life is not a personality trait

I would like to see that list

gay disasters

this is all oomf fault

nO please give them time

get in loser we're going eating

sometimes I feel like you and Bellamy share a single brain cell

I now have 76 reasons why they should be together

they meant BANNED banned

no talking during the movie

Clarke IMPROVED my plans

that's what happens when you fall asleep at 7pm

bored and hungry Clarke coming your way

finally some good fucking food

it's okay to say Raven

😋

I found the list of 76 reasons why we should 👀

please don't ruin this

are you not allowed to tag her either?

romance is dead

I would never use a friends meme unless absolutely necessary

they can get banned from candle stores together 💕

why is Raven wearing a wig? 🤔

I see

💗

well that was absolutely traumatizing

please take the wig off

not at all weird

her wig 😔

I just... want to block you sometimes

zero respect in this house

maybe invest in a cellphone

can I leave the clexa gc now?

my girlfriend and I think it doesn't match your layout

my girlfriend is the only thing I wanna take out 😌

the end 💗