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Nov 3, 2019 6 tweets 4 min read Read on X
#DaylightSavingsTime: Where we time travel as a society by exactly one hour twice a year by falling into the past before springing back to where we were/are.

The only side effects are mass jetlag and minor hysteria.

Note: the states of AR & HI do not share in this witchcraft.
Note: #HawaiiFB can't currently go into over-overtime because they do not participate as a state in #DaylightSavingTime.
Is it #DaylightSavingsTime or #DaylightSavingTime, because Twitter seems pretty evenly split rn.
Does this repeated hour due to #DaylightSavingTime grant societal acceptance to finally and officially enjoy 2nd breakfast (without silent judgement)?
Well, Twitterverse, enjoy what dreams may come from your bonus hour of sleep!

#DaylightSavingTime
If it gets dark an hour earlier now, does that mean night crime sprees begin an hour earlier too? 🤔

#mondaythoughts #MondayMood

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In the cool shade of evening I saw them -
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They sloughed their skin and spineless
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