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pov: you’re my coworker and I’m telling you the first part of an entire weekend I spent with our other coworker
right when I was getting to the good part you got called into a meeting that'll go long so I won't see you before I leave for the day.

I'll call you later & tell you more about how I ended up spending the entire weekend with jonathan from marketing.
I facetime you to finish the story about how I spent an entire weekend with our coworker jonathan from marketing but my phone dies so I’ll have to tell you the rest later
you have meetings all day so I facetime you on your lunch break to continue the story about how jonathan from marketing and I spent an entire weekend together.

but I feel like one of the store employees is mad at me for talking out loud so I get anxious and hang up.
we block off some time to finish the story of how I spent an entire weekend with our coworker in marketing, jonathan.

but when I’m getting to a good part we have to change the subject because your cube mate (an enormous gossip) comes back from the bathroom.
we facetime so I can tell you more about how I spent a whole weekend with our coworker jonathan (from marketing) but I lose signal.
we sneak into an empty conference room so I can continue the story but somebody comes and kicks us out because they need to setup for a client call (and it’s like btw they didn’t have it reserved correctly but whatever)
the distracting sound of the headphones scratching on my coat, the random black borders on the video, the fact that the caption somehow didn't post with it—let's show this one some love, team!

imperfection is beauty, be yourself everybody else is already taken, etc.
facetiming you to tell you more about how I spent an entire weekend with our coworker jonathan. your phone dies when I’m getting to a good part.

talk soon! xoxo
not a lot of talk about how good my skin and hair look in this one, which I ultimately attribute to people being shy.
had to run but I’ll tell you more soon 😇
sorry we haven’t talked in awhile I’ve been traveling (but not in the pretentious way)
got another call and had to take it. I’ll gchat you or something :)
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