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every city has a "guy" they all know about. you can visit a friend in their town and see a man dressed in robes, riding a horse & your friend will go "oh yeah haha that's horseback jesus" and then that's just the end of the explanation.

the replies to this are 70% fun and silly and 30% “damn :( rest in peace to our guy, Huge Coat William the Juggling Scooter Attorney :(“

don't just reply to this with your city's "guy" please. do that AND get them elected mayor. change happens locally.

put Chicken Suit Bethany on the city council and let's all just have some fun for once.

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