Thread by @mystique_mia_

#yoonkook au were yoongi gets one of those "send this email to 10 people or else a demon will kill you in the middle of the night"& he obviously ignores it because it's not real ?? Imagine his surprise when he wakes up in the middle of the night to find a demon raiding his fridge

TAGS ⚠️
-crack
-my attempt at humor
-mentions of violence (there're demons so hhhh to be expected)
-not everything is planned so, slowish updates
-yoonkook, side vmin
-qrt, please don't reply 🥺
-again, crack, just a bunch of crack
-tagging as i go on
-most importantly, enjoy!

-yoongi, namjoon, jin and hoseok are friends and are humans

-jungkook, taehyung and jimin are friends and are demons

OH, it's social media + written parts

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yoongi sighed as he typed his answer to jin's reply. really, it's 7pm on a friday night, why was there nothing fun going on?

he threw his phone onto the other side of his bed. lying down on his back, he stared into space thinking of all the things he might be able to do.

3.
jin was right, not that he would admit that out loud, his hyung would never let him live it down. but does it even make sense to do work related things on a /friday/ night?

4.
no, no it doesn't. he sighs again, eyes following the fly buzzing around above his head and he groans in annoyance before turning onto his side.

5.
"fine, i'll check those stupid work emails." he mumbles to himself as he sits up and aggressively wears his slippers. he really doesn't want to be doing this right now, but if he doesn't he'd die of boredom any second.

6.
he walks with his laptop to the kitchen table and places it down before he crouches, "hi holly!" he pets his dog's head then proceeds to rub under his chin once he gets an excited bark as an answer,

7.
"who's my favourite baby? you are! yes, you are!" his voice takes on a higher pitch as he continues to pet him.

holly wags his tail and barks again before running inside to the bedroom, probably to lie down on the new bed yoongi got him.

8.
said man stands up again, sits down on the chair, then turns on his laptop. once it's on he goes to open his email.

a while later, the only sound that can be heard in the kitchen is yoongi's typing, "that's 3 emails done!"

9.
"hmm?" a frown adorns his face when he gets a notification for a new email he has just recieved.

"do not reply...?" he reads out loud, confusion apparent in his tone. he looks at the sender and he scoffs at the name, "anonymous? what? is this a prank of some sort?"

10.
yoongi scrolls down and as he reads what is written in big red bold letters, his eyes widen, "send this email to 10 people before midnight, or else a demon will come and kill you?"

11.
"what the- people still send such emails? i thought we were over this trend!" he laughs it off then moves the cursor to the upper side of the page and deletes the email.

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13.
yoongi chuckled as he saw jin's reply. even though they tend to antagonize each other like this, they still care and love one another deeply. both of them would go to deep lengths just to help each other.

14.
he turned off his phone, placed it on the counter next to him, then snuggled into the warm blanket and pillow, closed his eyes, and proceeded to fall asleep.

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"but hyung!" jungkook whined as he gave his best puppy dog face to the older demon, "please!"

"no buts, jungkook-ah. this is /your/ work, you have to do it. be responsible!" taehyung replied, trying to sound stern.

18.
"besides, we knew you ever since you were a hatchling. those eyes don't work on us." jimin chimed in.

they were currently standing in front of the portal to the human world that jungkook had opened but was refusing to enter, "but i have so much work to do over here!"

19.
"work that i told you not to slack off on!"

the younger demon frowned, "fine! i'll go! but do not touch the human in cell 333! he's mine to torture!" and with that he turned around and walked through the portal.

20.
"damn it jungkook!"jimin yelled after him.
"it's okay, baby." taehyung tried to console his mate,"you'll get other humans to torture soon."
"i know,but the human in cell 333 always gives off the best reactions."with that,both demons walked away from where the portal had been.

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jungkook walked around the living room where the portal had dropped him off. he sniffed around, trying to catch the smell of a human when suddenly his nose caught a mouth-watering scent.

24.
he followed the smell and stopped in the kitchen, eyes directly moving to some covered plates placed on the table.

25.
his eyes widened, did the human know he was coming and left him something to eat? that was... awfully nice. he never understood humans and their weird antics, but he wouldn't refuse such a gesture.

26.
yoongi groans as he slowly blinks his eyes open. why was there so much background noises?

he pulls the covers over his face and stays still for a second before his eyes widen and he pushes the blankets away.

27.
exactly /why/ was there so much noise coming from outside his room when he lives /alone/? wait, was he... was he being /robbed/?

28.
"holly!" he whisper-yells for his dog, trying not to make any loud noises as to not bring attention to himself. he panics once he sees no sign of holly.

he hisses as his he clambers around, hastily wearing his slippers and slowly making his way out his bedroom.

29.
the noise seems to be coming from his kitchen. so, yoongi takes a deep breath and continues to tiptoe there.

30.
he stands at the kitchen door and the first thing he notices is the light coming from the open refrigerator. the kitchen table placed in the middle hinders him from seeing who's crouched down behind it.

31.
he frowns and his hand slowly makes its way to one of the kitchen knives he has placed on the counter.

he's going to be so sad if he has to use it on a human and it gets ruined. after all, he prides himself with his kitchen knives. they were expensive and hard to get.

32.
the man crouching down suddenly stands, and whips his face around so fast, eyes wide and glowing, nostrils flaring as he takes a deep breath, then growls out, "human."

yoongi let's out a loud squeal in shock, the knife dropping from his hand and onto the floor, clattering.

33.
his wide eyes look at that... /creature/ in fear, he doesn't know where to focus his attention on. the glowing eyes, the black horns, the swishing tail, or...

"w-who are /you/? and why are you NAKED?!"

34.
jungkook stares at the human standing in front of him, and his nose twitches. he smells absolutely divine and he's... /cute/. why is he cute? humans are ugly creatures, so, why is this one... not?

35.
it was such a shame he had to end that life. maybe he can take the soul with him when he goes back to hell, that would be interesting.

36.
the moment he moves his body to start making his way towards the cute one, said human puts his hands up and yells, "wait! wait. you didn't tell me; who are you and how did you get in here?"

37.
jungkook smirks and slowly licks his lower lip, "well, little human, i am the demon summoned to end your life."

38.
"what?" yoongi looks at jungkook in disbelief, "demon?" his eyes go from the black horns, to the glowing eyes, and then the swishing tail, "is this some form of cosplay?" he asks in confusion.

39.
"cos...play?" jungkook tilts his head, "is it... what is it?" then he shakes it before saying, "anyways, no! i told you i'm a demon!"

"right..." yoongi drawls, "and i'm ludwig van beethoven." he scoffs.

40.
jungkook's eyes widen in surprise, "you are? are you his reincarnation? that's impossible, i'm pretty sure his soul's still in cell 79 back down in hell."

"... what?" yoongi frowns.

41.
"what?" jungkook parrots, then shakes his head, "you know what? i don't care, let's just get this over with."

42.
"wait!" yoongi yells once he notices jungkook moving towards him again. eyes kept looking everywhere except at the demon in front of him, "can you at least /please/ wear some pants?"

43.
jungkook looked down at his naked body then looked at the human standing in front of him with a frown, "but human garments are so annoying and itchy. besides, it's hard to comfortably fit my d-"

44.
"OKAY!" yoongi squeaks out and swallows in nervousness, "okay, we can get you some sweat pants, they're baggy and comfy, you don't have to wear underwear, okay? okay!"

jungkook growls in anger and his eyes glow bright red again, "you are wasting my time."

45.
"and you're burning my eyes, AND wasting all my food! can you at least close the fridge behind you?"

one second jungkook was standing next to the refrigerator and then the other he was cornering yoongi.

46.
said human gulps in fear, looking up at the demon, "why are you doing this?"

"don't blame me for this, it's all your fault." jungkook replied as if it was the most obvious thing.

47.
"/my/ fault?! how is any of this my fault? i wake up in the middle of the night to see a naked /demon/, apparently, raiding my fridge, and it's almost the end of the month! do you think i have the money to fill it up again?"

"well,you're the one who didn't send that email!"

48.
"email? what em-" yoongi's eyes widen in realization and he laughs in disbelief, "wait, this is all because of that stupid email?"

49.
"if you had sent it to 10 people like it said, we wouldn't have been in this mess, now would we?! i already have enough work to last me a lifetime back down in hell, don't make this harder for me."

50.
yoongi wasn't listening, he was busy laughing in disbelief. so this man, no scratch that, demon, was here to end his life because he refused to send an /email/?

51.
"hello?" jungkook waves a hand in front of yoongi's face, "you know, it's very rude to ignore someone when they're talking to you."

52.
in that moment, yoongi felt the energy of an invisible light bulb lighting up right above his head. he looked up at jungkook again and said, "wait, if this is about that email, i can just send it to 10 people right now!"

53.
jungkook sucks air in between his teeth and scratches his head, "i don't know if that will work, the email said before midnight and if you hadn't noticed," he points to the clock hanging in the kitchen wall above their heads that read 1:55 am, "it's already past midnight."

54.
"the email did say midnight, but it didn't specify which midnight! this one, tomorrow's, next week's, next year's! who knows!"

55.
jungkook frowns, "huh. we never thought of that loophole before..." then he looks at yoongi who's looking at him with a wide smile, as if he found a solution for world peace, "cute AND smart... i like you, human. keep that up and i might just keep you."

56.
yoongi's eyes widen in shock, "what?"

57.

the first part of this update is credited to @baah_nee because she came with the idea of jungkook trying out dog's food 🤗

58.
yoongi stares at the demon currently crouching in front of the fridge, again, munching away at anything and everything his hands can grab.

he finally got him to agree on wearing some sweatpants, but jungkook still refused to wear a shirt saying that it's unnecessary.

59.
jungkook lets out a victorious "aha!" as he snatches what looks like holly's bag of treats from the lowest shelf in the fridge.

60.
as he's standing up, his horns get stuck on an upper shelf for a second and he grumbles in anger once he's free, before slamming the door shut, aggressively.

61.
yoongi stares at the door of his precious fridge where a dent now lies in place of jungkook's hand, mouth open in shock.

62.
his eyes move to the demon now sitting in front of him, holly's treats now placed on the table with the demon's right hand going back and forth between the bag and his mouth while his other hand is occupied with his phone, his eyes not leaving the small screen.

63.
"y-you just... my... huh." yoongi slams his head on the table and jungkook finally looks up from his phone, "what are you doing?"

yoongi's reply comes out as a muffled for of, "trying to become one with the table."

64.
"you humans are weird..."

yoongi raises his head and looks at the demon incredulously, "i'm sorry, /we're/ weird? you don't have clothes in hell but you have phones, and you say /we're/ the weird ones?"

65.
jungkook frowns, "that's because clothes melt from the severe heat of hell's fires." he says as if it's the most obvious reason.

66.
"yes, because that makes absolute sense! also why are you eating my dog's food?!" yoongi points at the bag and jungkook's hand suddenly freezes inside of it.

"this is dog's food?"

yoongi nods in answer, "uh, yeah, it says right there on the bag!"

67.
"so that's why it tastes weird... i thought this was, what you humans call, potato chips."

yoongi groans and slams his head onto the table again.

68.
"are you trying to become one with the table again? i think you need magic for that... wait, are you perhaps a witch?!" jungkook exclaims, eyes filled with wonder.

69.
"kill me." yoongi mumbles.

"i mean, i would, but you're very entertaining! i haven't had this much fun in centuries!"

and yoongi groans again.

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71.
yoongi stares at the demon sitting in front of him, then looks at his phone as he thinks of jin's reply to his previous post, then looks at jungkook again before he decides to start doing some research.

72.
he groans when he's met with useless answers. absolutely nothing that he could use. so he tries another route.

73.
"oh!" yoongi exclaims in surprise. maybe the internet wasn't so useless after all. he raises his head and looks at the demon sitting across the kitchen table in front of him.

74.
said demon was currently looking focused on his phone screen, using the sharp tip of his tail to scratch his head as he groans in satisfaction. or annoyance. yoongi doesn't know, and doesn't really want to.

75.

[brief mentions of violence and eating humans akskdow like VERY brief]

76.
"so." jungkook starts.

yoongi purses his lips, eyes looking everywhere around the kitchen, and nods his head, placing his phone on the table, "so."

77.
"what's your favourite method when it comes to torturing humans?"

yoongi's eyes and mouth open wide in surprise as he stares at the demon, "uhm, what?"

78.
"your favourite way for torturing humans! personally for me, i like it when my human screams loud, sounds like music to my ears!" jungkook giggles, "my personal favorite is when i rip-" and then he goes on to explain, oblivious to yoongi's absolute look of horror.

79.
yoongi slowly takes his phone and begins searching up information again.

80.
jungkook stops talking when his eyes land on yoongi, who was looking more scared by the second. he frowns and looks at his phone, just what did he do wrong now? he didn't want to scare his little one, he plans to keep him.

81.
he growls and scowls, this is all taehyung's fault. he shouldn't have listened to him.

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83.
jungkook sighs and looks up at yoongi again, he'd give it one more chance.

'you can do it, jungkook. you can do it! it's a human, how hard can talking to a human be?'

84.
"so." he starts again.

"so..." yoongi drawls back. well, this is awkward.

"so." jungkook clasps his hands and places them on the table, "what's your favorite part when eating a human?"

85.
yoongi chokes on his spit and starts coughing, loudly beating at his chest with a fist, "w-what?" he yells out, "/human/?"

86.
jungkook blinks, "yes," he shrugs and goes on talking, oblivious to the look of absolute horror being thrown his way,

87.
"almost everyone always says it's the liver, but for me i like the heart. the chewy texture and the slight taste of sweetness." jungkook shudders just at the thought of it, "damn, i'm making myself hungry..." he mutters under his breath.

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yoongi clambers for his phone and hastily starts typing.

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jungkook startles when yoongi slams a fist on the table, a look of anger decorating his face, "i will /kill/ him."

how dare jin talk badly about his baby? no one talks badly about holly!

95.
the demon could feel his dead beat heart flutter, eyes full of wonder as a smile started gracing his features. oh, his little cute one is absolutely gorgeous when mad.

96.
jungkook swallows, he can feel the excitement brimming underneath his skin. he bites his lower lip to keep himself from talking, maybe taehyung was onto something when he told him not to talk and wait for his human to do so.

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99.
yoongi turns to glare at the demon when he feels an intense gaze directed at him, "what?"

jungkook shakes his head, "nothing."

oh dear lucifer, he /needs/ to keep that human now.

100.
after the entire awkward fiasco with jungkook in the kitchen was over, yoongi decided that it's time for him to sleep. it was already 3am, and he can feel his eyelids heavy with sleepiness.

101.
"okay, i'm going to sleep now. we can figure this whole email mess tomorrow morning." yoongi announces as he stands up. he takes his phone and turns around, making his way towards his room.

102.
once he's in his room, he opens the closet where he places his extra linen, and takes out a pillow and a blanket then throws them at the demon standing at the door who was giving him a weird look.

"what are those for?"

103.
yoongi looks at jungkook and frowns, "you don't expect to /sleep/ next to me on my bed, do you? because i sure as hell am not taking the couch!"

jungkook stares at yoongi for a while before he speaks, "but... demons don't sleep."

"you don't sleep?"

104.
"well, we can. but we don't necessarily need to. i was actually thinking of going out to check how much earth has changed in the last century or so until it's time for you to wake up."

yoongi gapes at the demon standing in front of him, "you're going out?"

105.
jungkook nods.

"looking like... /that/?" and yoongi points at the horns and swishing tail.

jungkook nods again and yoongi face palms.

106.
"if you're worried about how some puny humans might react then don't worry, i can't be seen unless i want to be." he throws the blanket and pillow on the bed then turns to walk out the room but is stopped in his tracks when some small creature started barking at his feet.

107.
"oh! holly! there you are!"

jungkook looks at yoongi with a shocked face. is his little one okay? why does he suddenly sound so... high pitched?

wait... did he say /holy/?

108.
jungkook yelps and then runs to hide behind yoongi, "holy? what do you mean holy?! i can't be next to something holy, i'm a demon!"

yoongi frowns at the demon, "/holly/ not /holy/. holly's my precious dog."

109.
jungkook moves from behind yoongi and looks down at the tiny creature then looks his human in the face, then looks down at the dog again, "when you said you had a dog i imagined an actual dog, not a chew toy."

yoongi gasps, how /dare/ he?

110.
he crouches down next to holly and hugs him, "chew toy?! i told you, he is my /precious/ dog!"

"dog?!" jungkook stares at the brown chicken legged creature, "he could be my dog's chew toy! he's even smaller than my dog's chew toy!"

111.
yoongi ignores him in favour of petting holly while whispering, "don't listen to him, holly. you're the bestest boy, don't let him hurt your feelings with his dumb words."

112.
jungkook scoffs and crosses his arms, looking out the window, "please. one of gureum's 3 heads could mistake your holly for a small treat and swallow him in one bite."

113.
a look of absolute horror mars yoongi's features as he hugs holly closer to his chest and mouths to no one in particular, 'one of his 3 heads...?'

114.
"anyways, i'm going out now. i'll be back in a couple of hours." with that being said, jungkook walks out the bedroom, black wings spring from his back and yoongi stands in the middle of the hallways, looking shocked at the retreating back.

115.
getting back his senses yoongi yells, "you can leave, but i'm not letting you back in!"

116.
jungkook stops his movements, one leg already out the window, he looks back at yoongi and smirks, "i don't need you to open doors or windows for me, i can get in on my own. how do you think i did it the first time?"

117.
with that, he flies off. yoongi grumbles as he stomps to the now open window in his living room, "damn, bastard. at least be a gentleman and close the window after you leave."

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jungkook paces the bedroom, eyes going to the digital clock next to yoongi's bed every couple of seconds.

11:30am, it reads.

125.
why was his little one still asleep?

jungkook sits on the ground, right next to the bed, and crosses his legs, huffs, then lies his head next to yoongi's as he continues to stare at his sleeping face.

126.
should he wake him? do humans sleep as deeply as demons?

he shudders when he remembers his attempt to wake jimin up from his slumber that one time, decades ago. he almost lost a horn.

127.
jungkook unconsciously brings a hand up to his head to feel his horns and sighs in relief when he feels that both of them are still in tact.

he stretches his back and groans, then rests his weight on the arms he places behind his back and looks up at the ceiling.

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in.

out.

he can hear the evened breathing of the sleeping human and he unconsciously starts breathing along with him.

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131.
yoongi stirred. he lied on his back and groaned, stretching his arms as he yawned and blinked his eyes open.

"hmmm," he hummed in content as he closed his eyes again and extended his arm, trying to feel up for his phone.

132.
he yelped and sat up on his bed once his hand was suddenly grabbed, "what the-" his eyes landed on the demon and he glared, "/you/!"

"good morning. did you sleep well?" jungkook smiled. one hand holding yoongi's and the other patting it.

133.
yoongi opened his mouth to tell him to get out when he remembered the salt and crosses he placed everywhere, "wait, how did you get in here?"

jungkook blinked, "through the window."

134.
"oh." yoongi frowned at their joined hands. damn that demon got a grip, "wait... so, salt and crosses don't work on you?!"

"no, not really." jungkook shrugs.

"then what does?"

"it's actually quite easy."

135.
yoongi perked up, he stared at the demon in anticipation "yesss?"

"all you got to do is-" jungkook stopped and then looked at yoongi and frowned, "hey, wait a minute, i'm not telling you!"

yoongi curses under his breath. hey, at least he tried.

136.
"which reminds me." jungkook suddenly speaks up. he lets go of yoongi's hand and backs up a little.

"what?" yoongi raises a brow. now that's weird.

"you kind of need a new window."

137.
yoongi jumps out of bed and runs to his living room. once he sees the broken glass scattered around, he turns to glare at the demon sheepishly standing behind him, "you /broke/ my window?!"

138.
"well... as you can see... i kind of? did..." jungkook shuffles away from yoongi's reach, nervously laughing.

139.
yoongi closes his eyes and takes a deep breath, trying his best to calm down, "i thought you said you didn't need me to open any doors or windows for you to be able to get in."

140.
"that's true. i can just open a portal but," jungkook frowns and mumbles, "i didn't know that it requires a lot of energy since i'm not in hell. and it has been quite a while since i've been here on earth so i didn't know..."

141.
the demon bites his lower lip, his human looks so mad, "but!" he exclaims loudly, "it's why i cleaned up all the salt!"

142.
yoongi blinks and looks around. he's right, there's not even one grain of salt lying around. he turns to the demon and asks out of curiosity, "what did you do with the salt?"

"i ate it."

"you ate? all the salt?" yoongi exclaims in shock.

143.
"well, what else was i supposed to do?" jungkook shrugs before he remembers the reason he even went out that night, "it's why i also brought you a gift! to make up for the broken window!"

144.
okay he might have lied there a bit. but he didn't want to say that it was a courting gift and freak out his human so soon into the process.

145.
"a gift...?" yoongi repeats and jungkook nods enthusiastically. the humans frowns and asks, "why? you're leaving soon anyways. i'll just send the email to 10 people now and get this whole thing over with."

146.
jungkook's smile falls off his face and dread starts filling him as he looks at the human who was now sitting on the couch, laptop in hand.

147.
before he can control himself he lets out a low growl, he was /not/ leaving this human. not yet. he can feel his black colored nails sharpen and elongate, as his eyes start glowing a bright red.

"what the hell?! where's the email?!"

148.
jungkook's transformation stops in a second as he returns to his previous features. he swallows, trying to calm himself, and then asks, "what's wrong?"

149.
yoongi groans, a hand messing with his hair, "i can't find the email! i know i deleted it yesterday, but it's supposed to be in the 'deleted items' part. i can't find it!"

150.
jungkook can feel a smirk slowly make it's way onto his face, "really?"

"what the hell..." yoongi mutters under his breath, not giving the demon attention as he continues looking for the email.

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"so." jungkook purses his lips as he looks at the human now curled up in the corner of the couch looking so close to tears.

yoongi sniffles and ignores the demon. how can an email just disappear like that?

"does that mean you'll take my gift now?"

153.
yoongi still doesn't answer. he groans as he stares at the ceiling, why does his luck suck so bad?

"is that a yes?"

yoongi blinks as he realizes something, "wait... does that mean you're not leaving?"

154.
"nope." jungkook replies, stressing on the 'p'. he was feeling so happy right now, "i can only leave you if i either; 1) kill you, or 2) you send the email, that you lost, to 10 people."

155.
yoongi whines, "this is so unfair!" he pouts and looks at the demon sitting on the floor, "you're not going to kill me are you?"

"nahhh. you're far too interesting for me to kill you."

"whatever..." yoongi mumbles, a frown on his face.

156.
jungkook shrugs and stands up. he walks towards yoongi and sits next to him on the couch then extends his arm. he dangles, what looks like a necklace, in front of yoongi's face, "here. your gift."

157.
yoongi frowns and stares cross eyed at the necklace dangling right in front of his eyes, "what is this?"

"it's a necklace. you can think of it as a good luck charm!"

158.
yoongi slowly takes the necklace and observes it, "where'd you get it from?" he raises his head and squints his eyes at the demon, "you... you didn't steal it, did you?!"

"no! i got it from hell!

159.
the human raises both his brows at the creature, "you got me a good luck charm."

jungkook hums.

"from hell?"

and jungkook nods.

"does not that sound the slightest bit weird to you?"

160.
jungkook shakes his head and shrugs, "should it?"

yoongi doesn't answer as he continues to inspect the necklace. it looked like silver.

161.
'well, /that/ crosses silver as a vulnerability to demons, off my list.' yoongi thinks. his eyes land on the rectangular piece of metal hooked to the necklace.

162.
he squints his eyes as he reads, "jeon... jungkook?"

"yup! that's me." jungkook smiles.

"oh my god, you have a name!"

jungkook scrunches his nose in distaste, "please do not say that phrase ever again. but yes, i do have a name."

163.
"i can't believe we spent all this time together, but didn't exchange names... why'd you even give me a necklace with your name?"

164.
'because you're pretty interesting and fun for a human, and i want to see how great we will look dominating this human world side by side, plus you're very cute, so it's sort of a courting gift. if you accept it, then you automatically agree to being courted.'

165.
"it's uhh... it's sort of an apology for, well, breaking your window. haha."

"oh... well, thank you. that's very nice of you, but i'd rather you apologise with money next time."

166.

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"now you know my name," jungkook nervously licks his lower lip as he watches the human wear the necklace. he already feels the excitement brimming, "and i'd like to know yours. so... what's your name?"

yoongi looks at jungkook, "yoongi. min yoongi."

168.

169.

170.

171.
"what should i do?" jungkook looks up from his phone when he hears the question and asks, "about what?"

172.
"about this whole mess..." yoongi picks at his nails, "i mean i don't have the email anymore, so i can't send it, and you're still here and," he bites his lower lip then sighs,

173.
"the only things i could think of are either you end up killing me or i wait for the email to get sent again... but we don't know how long that'll take."

jungkook stares at his human and frowns. his little one looks so worried, "so we wait."

174.
yoongi raises his head, eyes wide in shock, "what?"

"we wait. i already said i didn't want you dead, so we'll wait for the email to be sent again."

"but. but we don't know how long that'll take."

175.
"it's okay. i'm a demon, i literally have all the time in the world."

yoongi feels so happy he smiles widely, showing his gums. his eyes crinkle and he giggles, "thank you!"

and jungkook can feel his dead heart beat against his chest.

176.

177.
yoongi smacks his hands on his thighs then stands up from the couch and looks at the demon expectantly, "okay, let's go!"

jungkook frowns in confusion, "go... where?"

178.
"well, i've decided that since you're staying here on earth for god-" yoongi stops mid-sentence after he sees the distaste painted on the demon's face, "oh sorry, for who knows how long, we need to go shopping!"

179.
"shopping?" jungkook repeats after the human, raising a brow in question.

"yes, shopping. as in, buy you some clothes." yoongi vaguely gestures at the demon still sitting on the couch, half naked, with the sweatpants yoongi had given him the previous night.

180.
"ugh," jungkook scrunches his nose and shakes his head, "no."

"don't give me that look! you cannot roam the earth looking like that!"

181.
jungkook pouts and unconsciously touches his horns and curls his tail around his forearm, "if it's about the horns and tail, i can make them disappear. humans only see me in the form i want to be seen in."

"you're half naked!" yoongi huffs.

182.
the demon looks down at his naked chest then looks up at the human, "but-"

"nope, no buts!" yoongi cuts him, "we're doing this my way. now, i'll find you a shirt to go with those sweatpants and then we're out. consider this a thank you for not killing me." and he smiles.

183.
jungkook scoffs and crosses his arms,"this is your way of thanking me?" he asks incredulously, "if you really wanted to thank me, you'd give me some of your good human food, not take me out to get those annoying weird garments! this is a punishment!a punishment, i tell you!"

184.
"oh, shut up." yoongi turns around and walks towards his room, looking for a big enough shirt to fit the demon.

"are you perhaps a torturer?" jungkook asks, following yoongi into the bedroom, "holy hell, if you are, you can work with us in hell. hey, that's a great idea!"

185.
"no." yoongi throws an old sweatshirt of seokjin's at the demons face, and he watches in amusement as it got stuck on one of his pointy horns.

"oh, come on!" jungkook pouts as he removes the piece of clothing, "it'll be fun!"

186.
"i'll literally melt!"

"that's a technically i'm willing to work on."

187.

188.
"okay, jungkook! listen to me! we are going out, there are going to be a lot of people out there, you need to be careful." yoongi warns the demon as he's putting on his shoes by the door.

189.
jungkook nods, he's feeling so excited plus his little one is looking so cute in his baggy clothes, "yup."

"i'm serious! no hurting humans!" yoongi says sternly, glaring at jungkook.

"aaawww... you just took all the fun out of this..."

"jungkook!"

190.
"okay, okay! i will not hurt humans!"

"good." yoongi nods, when he opens the door he turns his head sharply too look at the demon, "and don't hurt animals either!"

jungkook places a hand on his chest, looking wounded, "i would /never/ hurt an animal, i'm no monster!"

191.
yoongi scoffs and walks out, followed by the demon trying to explain himself, "i'm serious! i'd hurt humans, sure, they deserve that and their reactions are fun, but not animals!"

192.
once they're in the elevator, yoongi turns to look at jungkook in the eyes, "so, we're using the bus. follow me closely and do /not/ get out of my sight, okay?"

193.
jungkook takes a step closer to yoongi, trapping him in the corner, hands going to the rails placed on the sides and he brings his face closer to the human. he growls and then smirks, "my pleasure."

194.
yoongi's eyes widen in shock and he feels heat rising up his face. he looks away and tries to push the demon out of his personal bubble and clears his throat, "i- uh, and- d-don't do that either! none of this!"

195.
jungkook backs away when the elevator dings and pouts then crosses his arms, "well, that's not fun either. what's the whole point of this then."

196.
yoongi sighs, "like i said, to buy you /clothes/."

jungkook whines, walking out the building right behind yoongi then pulls at his jacket, "but they're so annoying. i want to take them off!"

197.
yoongi turns to reprimand the demon. his eyes widen as he sees jungkook pulling at his pants too, "jungkook, no!"

said demon raises his head and smiles happily, "you said my name!"

198.
"you can't take your clothes off out in public!" yoongi replies, ignoring jungkook's happy tone as he smacks both hands of the demon, stopping them from pulling more, and holds one of the hands and starts dragging him to the bus stop.

199.
jungkook sighs dreamly, looking at their linked hands, "and now you're holding my hand..."

200.

201.
yoongi sighs, sitting on the bus as he looks ahead. he's really starting to regret this. he should've just borrowed clothes from jin instead of paying money for a demon and making him his responsibility.

202.
jungkook, who was sitting on the inside looking out the window at all the humans passing by was pouting. if only his little one allowed him to have his fun with them. it's not like anyone's going to notice, there're a lot of them.

203.
jungkook's thoughts are cut when he hears his human groan in pain next to him. he whips his head and looks at him, concern noticable in his voice, "are you okay?"

204.
his eyes travel to the human standing next to yoongi, who was currently bowing and apologising for accidentally bumping his backpack onto yoongi's shoulder.

205.
yoongi smiles, he opens his mouth to reassure the man that it's okay, it was just an accident, when he hears an angry growl next to him and sees the look of fear on the stranger's face.

206.
he turns to face the demon and his eyes widen in shock when he sees him standing, "jungkook!" yoongi holds the demon's arm with both hands when he started looking ready to bounce on the stranger, "would you calm down?!"

207.
"he hurt you." jungkook replies. he lets out an inhuman sound as the arm, not being held down by his human, raises and holds the starnger's shoulder.

"i-i, i'm s-sorry! i didn't mean to-ah!" the man winces and yells in pain as the hand on his shoulder squeezes tighter.

208.
by now, other passengers on the bus are all murmuring and looking at them, some with concern for the man, others with fear at the demon, and some with interest at the drama going on.

209.
yoongi stands and tries to look jungkook in the eyes, but the demon paid him no mind as his eyes were only focused on the stranger, "it was an accident! he already apologised! let him go, you're /hurting/ him!"

210.
jungkook's nostrils flared and he took in a deep breath, but didn't let go.

211.
yoongi's eyes went to the stranger and he swallowed, worry filling him. he looks at the demon again, "jungkook." he firmly says and when said demon's eyes finally turn to him he glares, "let. go." and after a couple of seconds, "now."

212.
jungkook opens his hand and he lets go, his arm left up in the air as he keeps looking at his human, face void of any emotions.

213.
"we'd like to be let off here, please." yoongi calls out, his eyes not leaving the demon's until the bus is brought to a stop and he turns around to get off.

214.

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216.

217.

218.

219.
yoongi runs a hand through his hair and sighs before he stops walking and turns around to look at the demon trailing behind him.

"that was really unnecessary."

220.
the human kept looking at the demon waiting for an answer. but when he got nothing, only a look void of any emotion, he sighed again and turned around to continue walking.

"i didn't hurt him." jungkook calls out.

221.
yoongi frowns and turns around when jungkook speaks again and walks closer until he's standing right in front of yoongi, feet almost touching, "i /didn't/ hurt him."

"jungkook-"

222.
said demon looks down at the human, "i /didn't/. and only because i promised you i won't. i could've easily killed him."

yoongi swallows as he looks up at the demon's eyes. jungkook squeezes his eyes shut and takes in a deep breath, "but i /didn't/." he grits out.

223.
yoongi sighs, his eyes rake over the demon's face and slowly brings a hand up then pats jungkook's head, "i know." he whispers.

224.
jungkook's eyes widen as he feels a hand running through his hair.

"i know..." he repeats to reassure, "so, thank you." yoongi smiles and jungkook swallows and nods while humming.

225.

226.
after the whole fiasco on the bus, yoongi can safely say that the rest of the outing went considerably well.

except for when they were at the clothing shop and jungkook started growling at one of the workers there.

227.
("jungkook! what the hell are you doing?!" yoongi whisper yelled as he dragged the demon away from one of the clothes stands.

228.
"that /lowly creature/ was getting too friendly with you!" jungkook looked over yoongi's head and continued on glaring at the poor man cowering in fear.

229.
yoongi sighed, "he works here! he was just helping pick up clothes for /you/, you demon!"

jungkook crossed his arms and frowned at yoongi, "he was smiling at you, too!"

230.
"it's called good costumer service, god damn it!" the human stomps his feet. he hadn't done that ever since he was 7, crying for his mother to get him a bag of chips, but he was feeling very frustrated right now and so he couldn't help but do it.

231.
jungkook pouts and looks away, "well, i don't want anyone to pick clothes for me if it's not you.")

232.
there had also been that time they got kicked out of one of the clothes shop they visited. but that one had honestly been a misunderstanding on the manager's side and yoongi refuses to take any fault in that.

233.
("uhh... yoongi, a little help. please?" jungkook had called out for yoongi from inside the changing room.

yoongi sighed and stood up from his seat placed in front of jungkook's changing room, "what is it now?"

234.
he entered the room and closed the door behind him. when he looked at the sight of the demon he couldn't help but let out a snort, "what happened?"

235.
"i'm stuck!" jungkook was trying to take off the annoying piece of clothes, or a shirt as his little one liked to call it, but it was so complicated, why is there so many holes?!

236.
during the process of taking it out, he got stuck with hands in the air and face somewhere in this suffocating torture weapon. to be honest, jungkook could have just burned it but he had promised his human not to damage anything in this shop and so he didn't.

237.
"okay, okay, calm down, i'll help." yoongi said, a smile of amusement on his face.

jungkook groaned out loud as he tried to pull away as yoongi grabbed the shirt's end, "d-damn it!"

238.
"j-jungkook!"

"ugh!"

"i-it's stuck! jungkook!" yoongi took a deep breath and groaned as he tried to pull harder, "it's so hard!"

"i can feel it, we're almost there, yoongi!"

yoongi grunted in answer and like magic, the shirt was pulled and the demon was free.

239.
jungkook glared at the offending piece of cloth, now lying on the ground and mumbled, "never again."

yoongi laughed and said, "come on, change back into your clothes so we can go."

240.
when they both left the changing room, they were met with looks of embarrassment, shock, disgust, and amusement from both workers and costumers.

jungkook looked at yoongi and then frowned at the people, "what?"

241.
both had looked a bit worn out, jungkook's hair a bit disheveled from the pulling, and they had been a bit loud, so yoongi was pretty sure they were delivering the wrong message.

242.
"we... uh, it's not-" before yoongi could explain the situation, an angry looking woman with a blush covering her face, down her neck and up her ears, cut him off. he guessed it was the manager from the tag she had on.

243.
"i would like to ask of you to leave. now. the... the acts you had put on in our changing rooms are unacceptable in public! if you leave now, i will not call the police."

244.
and yoongi didn't really have it in him to fight, so he sighed and took jungkook's hand and dragged him away with him out of the shop.

245.
all the while, the demon had a confused look on his face. he looked back at the people in the shop and then at the human dragging him, "what's... a police?")

246.
there might have been a couple of incidents with the 'good luck charm' yoongi had gotten as a gift from jungkook. honestly, he should've known better when he got a gift, from a /demon/, taken from /hell/.

247.
("i hope everyone is okay," yoongi mumbled as he stared at the car accident that just happened in front of them, "this is like... the fourth accident we've seen."

jungkook hummed but didn't say anything.

248.
"it's so weird. four car accidents, a kid falling from the tree house he was in, several people tripping and breaking something... this day has been so weird..." yoongi continued. they had been walking back to the bus stop when said fourth accident occurred.

249.
"not really," jungkook shrugged, "it just means that the good luck charm i gave you is working!" the demon happily grinned at the human that stopped in his tracks to look at him in shock.

250.
"what?" yoongi asked in disbelief, "you mean to tell me that all the accidents that happened in front of us today are because of /this/," he took out the necklace from underneath his shirt and pointed at it, "piece of metal?!"

251.
jungkook nodded, "but not necessarily /all/ of them, some of them might have really been an accident."

"i thought you said that this is a good luck charm!"

"it is!"

yoongi groaned in frustration, "oh my /god/."

jungkook flinched, "please don't say that."

252.
yoongi ignored him in favor of bringing out his phone, "do you even know what a /good luck charm/ is?!" he typed something on his phone then shoved it in his face, "here! you can read about it's meaning on the internet!"

253.
jungkook frowned and pushed away the phone from his face, "i /know/ what it means. it's just there's a difference between what we, demons, and you, humans, consider as good."

yoongi had sighed again and ignored the demon the rest of the way home.)

254.
so yeah, all in all, it wasn't as bad as yoongi had expected it to be.

255.

256.
jungkook sat on one of the chair in the kitchen and stared at his human, who was too busy getting things out the weird and cold metal box, "what are you doing?"

yoongi continued his work, not bothering to turn and look at the demon as he answered, "dinner. i'm making food."

257.
jungkook perks up at the mention of food and grins widely, "food?!"

yoongi snorts in amusement, "yes, food."

"human food?!"

"obviously. i'm not cooking a human!"

258.
jungkook pout as he looks at the back of his human, "awh... that would be so great though."

a couple of seconds pass before jungkook speaks again, "ugh... i miss human meat..."

259.
yoongi whips around, a look of horror on his face, and points the kitchen knife he was using to cut the vegetables at the demon, "no talking about eating humans under this roof!

260.
jungkook opens his mouth to protest but yoongi beats him to it, "not even about how yummy they taste! or different ways to cook them! i don't want to hear about, and nobody on this planet earth does either!"

the demon sighs, "but..."

"no buts!"

261.
"fine!" jungkook crosses his arms and frowns at the table placed in front of him. this is really unfair, but he's courting this human so he doesn't want to anger him.

262.
jungkook shivers as he thinks of how bad it is to anger the demon you're courting in hell. since demons tend to go after those who are strong, angering one was never a delight.

263.
he still remembers the time taehyung angered jimin when they were courting a couple of millennium ago. that was no fun. jungkook had to sleep for a decade in order to get better from all the wounds he sustained, and he wasn't even the one that angered the demon.

264.
he's brought out of his thoughts when he hears the clatter of the knife hitting the counter and yoongi's hiss of pain.

265.
"ow!" yoongi brings up the finger he accidentally hurt with the knife and pouts. he turns on the faucet and watches the blood as it washes away then brings the hurt finger to his pouting lips.

266.
the human's attention is brought to the demon when he hears the squeak of a chair being pushed back, "j-jungkook!" he stutters as said creature walks towards him with two big strides, eyes wide and filled with worry.

267.
"are you okay?!" jungkook holds yoongi's shoulders and squeezes, eyes going to the cradled finger.

268.
"i... i'm fine... i just hurt my finger, but it's okay." yoongi replies and bites his lower lip. he can still feel the sting, it hurts a little bit but it's nothing he can't handle.

269.
jungkook's sniffs around and his eyes glow as they lands on the knife long forgotten on the counter. he growls then brings a fist down onto it.

270.
yoongi's eyes widen in shock when he hears something crack under the demon's force. he slowly turns his head and looks at the counter were jungkook's fist once lay.

the knife is now horribly bended and the counter is cracked, "m-my knife... the c-counter... what..."

271.
"nothing is allowed to hurt what is /mine/." the demon grits out.

yoongi stares at the retreating back of jungkook, eyes still wide and mind trying to comprehend what just happened.

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[tags for this update: slight mentions of sexual tension]

277.
yoongi groans as he moves onto his side on the bed. with eyes still closed, he extends his arm and tries to feel around for his phone on the counter next to his bed.

278.
he had been deep in sleep when his phone started dinging and vibrating like crazy.

when he isn't able to find his phone, he whines in annoyance, sits up on bed, hair in disarray, cheeks red from the warmth, and mouth pouting.

279.
once his eyes find the phone in the far corner, he sighs before stretching and grabbing it. he scratches his tummy as he unlocks his phone, he is in the middle of yawning when he sees the reason his phone had been vibrating nonstop.

280.
"SHIT!" yoongi yells as he throws the covers away and runs out to the living room to find the demon.

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283.
meanwhile, at the same time of that incident, jungkook was in the kitchen crouching in front of the open fridge, eating whatever his hands can grab.

284.
right now, it's the left overs from yesterday's dinner. after the accident in the kitchen, with yoongi hurting himself, jungkook had left the apartment and went out to let off some steam and by the time he came back his human was sleeping.

285.
he refused to eat the food yesterday, but curiosity was getting the better of him so he caved in and decided to try yoongi's cooking. and damn, can his little one cook.

'he'd be such a great mate!' jungkook thought to himself as he continued munching on the food.

286.
/ding/
/ding/
/ding/

the demon frowns, he doesn't appreciate it when someone or something disrupts him when eating. he swallows before standing up and checking his phone that was placed on the kitchen counter.

287.

288.
his eyes widen when he reads jimin's messages and before he could go warn his human, he gets a text from taehyung followed by another one from jimin.

289.

290.
"SHIT!" he exits the kitchen and turns to run to the bedroom to wake his little one before said human collides into him.

yoongi takes a step back and looks at jungkook, eyes wide and frantic.

291.
"we need to leave, now!" both of them say at the same time.

before jungkook shows any form of amusement, yoongi grabs his hand and drags him to his bedroom, "just wear any shirt for now. we have to leave, asap!"

292.
jungkook moves around and grabs one of the sweatshirts they bought yesterday but before he wears it his eyes land on... white. pale, white, soft skin and he licks his lips before he swallows the spit forming in his mouth.

293.
jungkook clears his throat and stares at the naked thighs of his human, they're so pretty. would look even prettier all marked up by him, bruises and bite marks will look so beautiful on that skin, with jungkook's big hands firmly squeezing the supple flesh-

294.
"jungkook!"

said demon is brought out of his thoughts when yoongi yells his name, "there's no time for you to space out, now hurry up!"

295.
but jungkook can't hurry up. he can't focus really, because yoongi apparently, "you sleep without pants on?!"

yoongi frowns and looks at the demon, his hands holding the sweatpants he grabbed in haste, "uhhh, yeah?"

296.
jungkook's wide eyes trail from the soft thighs up to the humans face and he squeaks out, "/why/?"

yoongi shrugs, "because why not? it's more comfortable this way."

297.
and by now jungkook is really almost panicking, because dear lucifer, yoongi, his sweet little yoongi, sleeps /half naked/ with /no pants on/, "/how/?!"

298.
yoongi crosses his arms and raises his brows, "wait, so you walking around half naked with only sweatpants on should be okay with me, but me sleeping with only a shirt and boxers on somehow makes /you/ uncomfortable?!"

299.
jungkook looks at the ground and presses the tips of his index fingers together, "well, not exactly /me/, per se," he looks up at yoongi and continues, "it's actually the pants tightening up... here," he points at his crotch area, "that's making me uncomfortable... haha..."

300.
yoongi's mouth opens and eyes widen in shock. his cheeks turn a bright red, gaze slowly moving lower to jungkook's gradually growing bulge, "oh my /god/."

jungkook flinches but doesn't say anything as he watches yoongi quickly wear his sweatpants.

301.
"oh my god, you are so unbelievable. oh my god. oh my /god/. are you a /pervert/? why would you- oh my /god/!"

302.
jungkook rolls his eyes and huffs, "i'm not a pervert, i'm a demon. there's a huge difference! us demons have high sexual drive and i hadn't had sex since i've come on earth."

303.
yoongi aggressively grabs a black coat from his closet and squeaks out, "and that's magically supposed to make me /feel better/?"

jungkook shrugs and grabs a jacket, "i don't know. it should? i mean, i haven't done anything to you yet."

304.
"/yet/?!" the human yells out, "oh my god, i can't believe i actually agreed to adopt a demon... oh my god."

jungkook frowns in confusion, "wait, adopt- what? what are you ta-"

"oh, jungkookie."

305.
the demon's eyes widen and breaks in a cold sweat, "shit," he grabs yoongi's shoulders, "they're /here/."

"who's here?!" yoongi whisper-yells.

suddenly, they hear the door beeping and opening, "yoongi!" jin calls out.

306.
"shit!" said human whisper-yells again and grabs the demon's shoulders, "they're /here/!"

"it's too late!"

"okay, okay, calm down... we can do this." yoongi takes a deep breath as he starts pacing the room. he stops and looks at jungkook, "go out and check."

307.
"wait, what?! why me?!"

"you're the demon over here! if i'm dead, i'm dead for /good/."

"two of my /demon/ friends are out there, you thi-"

he's cut off when they hear someone scream outside.

308.
"oh no!" yoongi turns and runs out the room, going to check up on his friends.

"wait, yoongi!" and jungkook runs after him.

yoongi stands in the hallway, his friends standing at the entrance staring at two naked demons in shock.

309.
jungkook stands next to yoongi and looks at his friends, horns visible and tails out and swishing for yoongi's human friends to see.

310.
jimin's nostrils flare and he takes in a deep breath, he turns his head, eyes closed, with a too friendly smile on his face, he says, "hello. jungkookie."

311.
the demon's eyes move from jimin to taehyung standing behind of him and watches as his friend mouthes for him the word, 'run'.

jungkook takes a hesitant step back and chuckles nervously, "h-hi hyung..."

312.
jimin slowly opens his eyes to look at his younger friend and then they wide in shock, momentarily forgetting the reason he was here in the first place, "wait! /you're/ wearing /clothes/?!"

313.
jungkook looks at his dressed body and then at his friend, he opens his mouth to answer when suddenly someone from the three humans speaks up.

314.
"the more important question is, why are /you/ not?!" jin asks incredulously.

yoongi stares at jin and for a second no one breathes another word, each and everyone afraid of becoming a victim.

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318.
yoongi watches with wide eyes as jimin backs jungkook into the wall with a hand on his neck.

"aren't you going to stop them?!" he hears hoseok squeal out to the other demon watching, who just shrugs and says, "if i do then the next demon in jungkook's position would be me."

319.
but, oh, no, yoongi doesn't really care about that right now, can't really come to do that. his eyes follow that crack made on the wall by the impact as it ascends up to the ceiling, "my wall!" he yells frantically.

320.
when jimin makes no move to show he heard yoongi, the human walks towards them and the others watching yell for him to stop but he can't, not if he doesn't want to have a collapsed wall. he honestly cannot afford that right now.

321.
"excuse me!" yoongi exclaims as he pokes jimin's shoulder. jungkook's eyes widen in shock as he looks at his human, "yoongi... back away, don't trigger him."

but yoongi doesn't listen, he pokes jimin again, "i said excuse me!"

322.
jimin takes a slow deep breath and turns to look at the root of all problems, "yes?" he grits out.

"look, i don't care if you want to fight or beat him up, but can you do it /outside/? i do not and cannot afford for my apartment to fall through!"

323.
jimin raises an eyebrow and removes his hand from from jungkook's neck, "excuse me?"

jungkook looks at jimin then looks at yoongi who's walking to the door then back at jimin and says, "uuuhhh... yoongi? stop. please?" he can already feel jimin's angry aura.

324.
"out." yoongi says as he opens the door and points his index finger to the hallway outside, "now. no fighting inside allowed."

325.

326.
"so..." jin starts. the group of both humans and demons are currently sitting in the living room. jin, hoseok, and namjoon on one side and taehyung and jimin facing them on the other, with jungkook and yoongi sitting in the middle,

327.
"you don't wear clothes in hell because they melt but you somehow are able to use phones?" he continues.

jimin nods his head, "yup, pretty much."

328.
(after the incident in the hallway, everyone believed yoongi was going to turn into dust, even jungkook was getting ready to butt in when needed, but they were all surprised when jimin burst out in loud laughter.

329.
"i like you, human. you've got guts. pretty dumb move, but still, brave." he had said before moving to the living room with taehyung following right behind him.

330.
"what just happened...?" jin had asked jungkook who just shrugged, still looking shocked that yoongi is still alive and breathing.)

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jin frowns, looking at at the two demons who were wearing some of jungkook's clothes, "but, that doesn't make sense."

"see!" yoongi whispers as he turns to jungkook, "i told you so!"

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"anyways, that's not important," jimin says, "the reason we're here is to bring jungkook back home with us."

"what?!" jungkook yells.

"and the reason /we're/ here is because we want to meet jungkook and get to know him." jin gives an over the top sweet smile.

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"uuhh... actually, you're the only one who wants that..." hoseok mumbles and yelps in pain when jin pinches his thigh, with his gaze still directed at the small demon.

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"look, let's all calm down. i know we started of on the wrong foot, but we can all work this out." taehyung says as he tries to calm down his mate.

"wait, why are you taking me back home?!" jungkook exclaims, he was gradually starting to feel agitated.

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"but don't you want to get back home?" yoongi asks from next to him.

"no! not when i just started cour-" jungkook bites his lower lip and stops himself from blurting out the truth.

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yoongi looks at him in concern and frowns, "okay," he whispers and pats jungkook's shoulder, "okay, jungkook, you don't have to say anything if you don't want to, you don't have to do anything you don't want to."

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jimin frowns and sighs at the scene playing in front of him, "jungkook-ah... can we talk? in private?"

jungkook turns his gaze from yoongi's and onto his childhood best friends then stands up and motions for them to follow him to the kitchen.

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"well, this looks serious." namjoon exclaims as he watches the 3 demons walk out of the living room.

"yeah..." yoongi mumbles.

"jungkook's hot." 3 pairs of eyes turn to look at jin incredulously.

"seriously? are you honestly saying that right now?" yoongi asks.

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jin shrugs, "well, when else am i supposed to say that?"

"it's true though," namjoon agrees with jin who turns to him and smirks before saying, "see? he knows what i'm talking about."

"i cannot believe you," yoongi grumbles.

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"oh, come on!" jin pushes lightly at yoongi's shoulder, "you're trying to tell me you've been seeing that body half naked and haven't once thought he's hot?"

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yoongi squints his eyes at his oldest friend, "please don't tell me that the only reason you came here was to see whether or not he's hot and not because you actually wanted to check on my safety and meet him."

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jin smiles and shrugs but doesn't say anything and yoongi starts plotting murder.

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"i am not going back with you! at least not now." that was the first thing jungkook said when they entered the kitchen as he turned to face his friends.

"kookie..." taehyung frowns, "this is for your own good."

"my own good?!"

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"jungkook, you're getting way too attached!" jimin exclaims.

"i am /not/ getting attached." jungkook takes a deep breath in, trying his best to keep his anger in check.

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"oh yeah? then either we have the email sent to him again or you go end his life right now." the shorter demon takes out his phone and holds it for jungkook, then looks out the kitchen before directing his gaze back at the taller demon, a silent challenge.

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'do it,' his eyes said.

"or if you won't... i will."

in the next second jungkook's eyes widen and flash red as his black wings spring out his back, he grabs jimin's jaw and squeezes, nostrils flaring, "you wouldn't."

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a hand springs out and grabs jungkook's wrist, nails digging into flesh, "let him go." taehyung growls, his hand squeezing the wrist so tight he feels bones crack under the immense force, "/now/."

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jungkook's red eyes move from jimin's face, devoid of any emotions, and onto taehyung's, filled with rage. he tsks before letting go of the jaw and consequently, taehyung frees his wrist.

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the 3 of them stand in the kitchen, atmosphere tense. no one makes a move until jungkook sighs and apologises, "sorry." he runs his hands through his long hair, "you're right, okay? you're right. i... i'm getting attached and way too fast." he chuckles bitterly,

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"i mean, look at me, i'm already /courting/ him. i'm courting a /human/!"

"oh, jungkookie..." jimin whispers and brings jungkook in for a hug, "i'm sorry for threatening you. i just worry about you."

jungkook swallows and pats his friend's back, "i know."

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"if you're going to do this, at least tell him the truth." taehyung says as he runs a hand through jungkook's hair, "he looks as clueless as a bird."

jungkook chuckles, "oh he is, but it's cute."

"yeah, he does look quite adorable." jimin adds.

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jungkook backs away and playfully growls, "he's /mine/."

jimin snorts, "yeah, yeah. whatever. just... we'll give you some time jungkook, if this doesn't work out soon, we're sending him that email again. deal?"

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jungkook sighs and nods, he knows he won't get a better deal out of jimin anyways.

"now that that's settled, let's go somewhere to wreck some havoc taetae! it's been so long since we've visited earth together!"

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and jungkook groans at the change of character jimin goes through once he faces his mate. all happy and smiley.

taehyung smiles and grabs jimin's hand, intertwining their fingers, "let's go! it'll be so much fun!"

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the 3 demons walk out to the living room to the humans waiting.

"well, this is it for now! we'll be back!" taehyung says as he waves.

"wait, jungkook you're not going?" yoongi asks, trying his best not to sound and look as excited as he feels.

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"nope." jungkook pops the p, "remember? either you send the email or i kill you."

"wait what?" namjoon turns to yoongi, surprise evident on his face, "kill you?!"

but yoongi ignores him as he looks at the demon. his demon. and he smiles, all happy and wide.

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"so." namjoon clasps his hands together, currently sitting on one end of the kitchen table facing jungkook, "you're a demon?" he raises an eyebrow in question.

jungkook purses his lips and nods, "yup. just like i said. 5 times already."

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he looks to the side, eyes going to his little one that was helping his friends make dinner and he mouths 'help.'

yoongi smirks and turns around back to cutting the vegetables and meat.

"so, hell is real?" namjoon questions again.

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"i mean... i'm here, aren't i?" jungkook then frowns in confusion, "wait, why are you not helping with lunch?"

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jin stirs the fried chicken in the pan as he adds the sauce, "that's because last time he tried to help he almost cut his finger. the other time he tried to help after that, he almost set the kitchen on fire."

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jungkook's face morphs into a smile of amusement, "well,well,well. burning down things, huh?we might become good friends after all."

'friends?' hoseok mouths to jin in disbelief who just shrugs, 'with a /demon/?'

"what about you? why are you not helping either?" jin asks.

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jungkook is about to answer when yoongi does it for him,"that's because he eats anything and everything that seems even a little bit edible."

"aahh."yoongi's 3 friends nod, understanding what he means because just 3 minutes ago jungkook was munching on holly's food.again.

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the demon pouts and looks away, "i feel attacked." he mumbles.

"aaww," yoongi walks to him and pats his head, "it's okay."

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jungkook raises his head and looks at his human. he is so pretty, his smile is pretty, his little teeth are so cute and his scrunched little nose makes him have the urge to bite it but at the same time to boop it.

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when yoongi turns around to continue helping before jungkook takes out his phone and starts typing.

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"what are you doing?" yoongi asks as he sits besides jungkook, "put your phone away it's time to eat."

jungkook jumps a bit and quickly turns off his phone and hides it, hoping his little one hadn't noticed his screen.

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dinner, surprisingly, passes by quietly. jin nudging yoongi to talk every now and thenn and yoongi smacking the demon's hand everytime it wanders outside his plate while namjoon and hoseok watch silently.

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after dinner passed, the lot sat in the living room discussing what to do next.

"we should play a drinking game!" jin exclaims.

"no! tomorrow's monday, we all have work. i don't want to wake up tomorrow wishing for death." yoongi grumbles.

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"well, if you die, it won't be so bad." jungkook shrugs.

all 3 humans turn to jungkook with wide eyes, "what."

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"it'll be easier for me to take you with me to hell. we can recruit you, too!" the demon smiles at the 3 humans who were looking at him in shock before they slowly turn around to face each other, acting as if that part of the conversation did not happen.

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"so. drinking game?" jin asks.

"hyung, no!" hoseok yells.

"i mean..." jungkook hesitantly starts, "if it's a game you want, i have this great game."

"you do?" yoongi asks all sceptical.

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"yeah!" jungkook nods, "and it's relatively safe! we, demons, play it in hell all the time!"

"and that is?"

"it's actually a betting game. so, what we do is, we bet a body part, like a hand or a foot, you can go for an ear if you want, doesn't really mat-"

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"OKAY then!" yoongi yells, stopping jungkook from finishing, "how about we pretend we didn't hear anything? yeah?"

the rest of the humans keep looking at the demon with looks of horror as they slowly nod at yoongi's statement.

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yoongi sat on the couch panting and looked at the demon that moved to sit next to him, not even looking a bit tired.

jungkook looked back at the human and smiled, "that was fun!"

yoongi smiled back and nodded, "it was. for a second i felt like i was a kid again."

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suddenly yoongi noticed that his friends were missing and he starts looking around from his place, "where is everyone?" he asks.

jungkook's eyes move left and right then back to yoongi, "they left while we were running around. didn't you notice?"

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yoongi frowns, "no! why would they do that without telling me?"

jungkook shrugs and yoongi sighs before taking out his phone to message his friend, only to find he already has a text from jin.

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"what the hell?" yoongi mumbles to himself as he frowns at the messages his friend had sent.

but apparently jungkook's ears picked it about because he asked, "what's wrong?"

the human just shakes his head in answer and goes to aggressively type a reply.

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when yoongi sees that jin has read his message but didn't answer he grumbles and turns his phone off before placing it away and crossing his arms.

"what's wrong?" jungkook frowns in concern while looking at his human.

"jin hyung was being annoying again." yoongi mutters.

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jungkook stares at the prominent pout for a while and swallows before his eyes move back to look into his little one's, "want me to take care of him?"

"what?!" yoongi yells in shock, "no! what did we say about hurting humans?!"

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jungkook's gaze moves to the floor, his hands playing with the strings of his sweatpants, "we said not to harm them..." he mumbles.

"and?"

jungkook huffs in annoyance before he continues, "and that they're not toys i can play with."

"exactly!"

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jungkook rolls his eyes and pouts, "whatever." he mutters under his breath.

"what did you just say?" yoongi squints his eyes at the demon and studies him carefully.

jungkook sits up straight and nervously looks at his human, "nothing!"

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yoongi smiles in satisfaction and nods, "good." he then stands up and stretches.

"where are you going?" jungkook asks when he notices that yoongi was starting to walk away.

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yoongi stops and looks back at the demon frowning, "to the bedroom? it's almost 11pm and i have work tomorrow."

"oh!" jungkook perks up and smacks his hands on his knees before standing up, "let's go!"

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"uuhhh," the human stares at the demon walking into the bedroom in confusion, "excuse me, what?"

"you want to go to sleep, right?" jungkook answers as if it's the most obvious thing.

"well, yeah, but what are you doing in my room?" yoongi frowns.

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"like i said... you want to go to sleep... /right/?"

yoongi takes a deep breath in, "didn't we agree that you sleep on the couch outside?"

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jungkook pouts, "but it gets so lonely outside." when yoongi doesn't say anything and keeps looking at the demon all sceptical, he continues, "/please/, can i stay here? i promise i won't do anything weird!"

yoongi sighs in defeat, "fine."

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jungkook grins wide and brings yoongi in for a hug before nuzzling his face in his human's neck.

yoongi freezes up in shock, too surprised to do anything except take everything the demon is giving him.

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jungkook tenses up when his nose hits the warm flesh of yoongi's neck and he takes in a deep breath, loving the way his little smells so up close. he swallows the saliva gradually forming in his mouth and bites on his tongue to stop the tingling feeling in his gums;

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his teeth wanting to bite into the smooth pale skin.

the demon takes another deep breath and grabs yoongi's shoulders, squeezing tightly before pulling back and forcing a wide smile on his face,

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"how about you just place my blankets and pillows here while i go out for a bit. i remember, i have an errand to run. i won't be out for late."

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yoongi doesn't say nor do anything, he doesn't even turn to look at the demon leaving the bedroom. he only reacts when he hears the familiar sound of a glass window breaking, "GOD DAMN IT, JEON JUNGKOOK! USE THE FUCKING DOOR!"

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when jungkook went back home, he expected yoongi to have fallen asleep he didn't expect to get a pillow in the face the moment he opened the bedroom door.

he takes a deep breath to calm himself and then turns to look at yoongi, "why?" he asks.

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yoongi sheepishly scratches his neck and awkwardly chuckles, "haha. sorry? i thought you were a thief or something..."

"and your first reflex was to throw a /pillow/?"

yoongi shrugs and jungkook stares.

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the demon sighs then walks in, closing the door behind him. he then grabs the pillow off the floor and throws it back at yoongi.

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"ow!" yoongi yells as the pillow hits him square in the face, "what the hell?! this hurt! why'd you throw it this hard?!" he asks as he rubs his sore nose.

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jungkook blinks in confusion, "what do you mean? i barely put any strength in that!"

yoongi's eyes widen in shock, "/barely/?!"

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jungkook frowns and walks towards yoongi and holds his face in his hands to have a clear look at his nose, "it doesn't look broken... want me to get you some ice?"

yoongi shakes his head, "no, it's fine..." he mumbles. his eyes raking over the demon's handsome features.

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jungkook sighs and pulls away then sits on the blankets placed on the floor next to yoongi's bed, "i'm sorry," he whispers, "i haven't been around humans in so long, i forgot how fragile you are."

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the next day yoongi wakes up only to come face to face with the demon. he swallows, "what... are you doing?" he asks nervously.

jungkook grins, "well, your phone was ringing so i wanted to turn it off so it wouldn't bother your sleep." he answers.

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yoongi frowns, "you mean my alarm?"

the demon scoffs and waves one of his hands, "lucifer no, i turned that annoying thing off /hours/ ago."

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yoongi's eyes widen and he pushes jungkook away then grabs his phone. he gasps as he reads the time, "fuck!" he yells and jumps out of bed and takes out clean underwear then runs to the bathroom.

it was currently 11:30am.

yoongi's work starts at 9am.

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jungkook stares in confusion at his human as he frantically runs out of the room cursing out loud.

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yoongi groans once he sees the messages his friends sent, silently cursing the demon. he was currently sitting on the bus on his way to work after getting ready like a madman.

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he sighs and rests his head on the window. he knows jungkook didn't mean anything bad by what he did, it was obvious by the way he spoke and acted, but that doesn't mean it was okay. yoongi's going to be in so much trouble.

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("i cannot believe you turned off my alarm!" yoongi exclaims as be jumps around on one leg, trying to wear his pants, "why did you even do that?!"

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when seconds pass and he still doesn't get an answer he calls out for the demon, "jungkook?" yoongi raises his head and notices that the creature is not looking at him but is looking at his once bare legs.

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the human sighs and rolls his eyes, feeling exasperated, "jungkook!" he stomps towards the demon and grabs his face with both hands and forces the demon to look him in the face, "eyes up here, demon."

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jungkook swallows and nods, "l-legs..." he stutters out. his eyes widen and he shakes his head, "i mean- i mean yes!"

yoongi sighs again and goes to take out a coat from the closet before walking out the room.

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jungkook silently follows, a frown on his face, "i'm sorry, i didn't mean to make you late... i just wanted you to rest well."

yoongi stares up at the demon from his seat on the floor, currently putting on his shoes, and he smiles, "it's fine. just don't do it again."

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jungkook nods and grins. he watches as his human stands up, "so, where are we going?"

yoongi raises an eyebrow, "/we/? oh no, /me/. /i'm/ leaving to work, /you're/ staying here and keeping holly accompanied."

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jungkook frowns, "but i don't want to stay here and babysit a chew toy, i'm a /demon/ for lucifer's sake!"

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yoongi smiles sweetly and stares at jungkook until the demon started feeling uncomfortable, "i-i mean a very adorable dog who's the cutest thing to ever exist?" jungkook says in one breath.

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yoongi's smile turns friendly and he nods but then gets shocked when the demon continues, "well, after /you/ of course."

the human rubs his cheeks once he feels the heat of a blush making its way to his face.

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he clears his throat and opens the door, "anyways, i have to go. bye!"

jungkook blinks, looking at the now closed door before sighing and starting to look for the dog.)

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i almost forgot that today's sunday and that it was time to update ajsnsksjsososjwj i was gonna go read a fanfic 😭😭😭 anyways this is it!!! i hope you enjoyed uwu till next week!!!!
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