Let's start with the obvious, Mr. President. You're a traitorous, lying piece of scum with less class than the kissing cousin “roommates” at Larry's Trailer Park. What kind of POTUS takes a call from the Canadian PM in his underwear—then brags about it!?! #AiringofGrievances
Aside from your obvious complete absence of loyalty to the country, the worst tragedy about your presidency is that you absolutely hate the job and don't want the job. You just want the praise and adoration of a public you're bilking by channeling tax dollars into your pockets.
The best thing you can accomplish is to stay away from the West Wing and just let the rest of us handle things as a placeholder government until you're replaced. There's a catchphrase that's set in: The job's not done until DJT screws it up.
Listen, if we all promise to give you undying praise and worship while you sit on your divine thrown in Mar-a-Lago, will you agree to just resign and say it's because the hateful Democrats made America not deserve you? Pretty please?
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