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Que to #ArvindKejriwal Ji
Q:हम पूछते है 500 स्कूल कहाँ है?
A:हमने बिजली फ्री कर दी

Q:बिजली कम्पनियों की audit?
A:हमने बिजली फ्री कर दी

Q:बिजली कम्पनियों को 6831cr सब्सिडी क्यों जबकि पहले 600cr थी शीला दीक्षित भ्रष्ट थी या आप ????
A:हमने बिजली फ्री कर दी
@TajinderBagga
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Q:हम पूछते है सड़के टूटी फूटी है?
A:बिजली फ्री

Q:हम पूछते है 10th की pass percentage 89% से 71%क्यों हुई
A:हमने बिजली फ्री कर दी

Q:हर साल दिल्ली के स्कूलों में दाखिले कम क्यों???
A:हमने बिजली फ्री कर दी

Q:इस साल 2.5लाख बच्चो ने स्कूल क्यो छोड़ा???
A:बिजली फ्री कर दी
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Q:8लाख सरकारी नौकरी कहाँ है??
A:बिजली फ्री

Q:15लाख कैमरे कहाँ है???
A:बिजली फ़्री

Q:हमने पुछा 2 लाख शौचालय कहाँ है???
A:बिजली फ्री

Q:20 College???
A:बिजली फ्री

Q:contract WORKER को पक्का????
A:बिजली फ्री

Q:फ्री WI-FI???
A:बिजली फ्री
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Q:पीने का पानी गन्दा है या आता ही नहीं है ?
A:बिजली फ्री

Q:दिल्ली में आप के MLA ने CAA के नाम पर दंगा करवाया
A:बिजली फ्री

70 में से कोई भी वायदा पूछ लो हमने बिजली फ्री कर दी
अरे भाई तुम्हे बिजली फ्री देने के लिए लाये थे या ये सब काम करने के लिए😁😁😁😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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𝗜𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗱 "𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗲" 𝗼𝗳 𝗜𝗻𝗱𝗶𝗮'𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗕𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀/ 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗲𝘀 :

1. "𝗗𝗮𝗹𝗱𝗮"
The famous ghee was imported by a Dutch company Dada & co. To reflect it's ownership Hindustan Lever added "𝗟" in middle of Dada.
2. " 𝗗𝗮𝗯𝘂𝗿 "
The eccentric etymology of Dabur comes from founding father Dr. S.K.Burman famous for his Ayurvedic medicines often be called in Bengali "𝗗𝗮"ctar "𝗕𝘂𝗿"man.
3. "𝗥𝗮𝗻𝗯𝗮𝘅𝘆"
Two colleagues "𝗥𝗮𝗻"jit Singh and Gur"𝗯𝗮𝘅" Singh of a Japanese pharmaceutical company founded new venture" 𝙍𝙖𝙣𝙗𝙖𝙭𝙮" in Amritsar.
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Aug 29, 2020
You watch 3 news channels simultaneously
#ABPnews
#aajtak
#republictv
All are breaking news what happens in #CBI4SSR investigation...
None have anything similar 😂😝🤣
Most important is who gives insider information??🤔🙄
Did #CBI or #MumbaiPolice or even the #govt ever thought??

News is always out b4 the actual announcement 😲
Does the investigation agency or the govt passes tips to the news channels??
Should it happen?
What is the secrecy with the investigation team??
How come the chat of #Drugs came out?? Neither #RheaChakroborty or any group members will release this chat... Means the agency did??
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Jul 14, 2020
What is the logic behind buying #HathwayCable shares??
It's quoting more than 15% premium valuation than its merger ratio with #Network18 shares. So in short if I buy 100rs. HC shares I will get 85rs NW18 shares.
Contrary
If I buy #TV18 shares I get 10% extra #NW18 shares
Big speculation happening by operators and small investors will burn their hands in Hathway shares. #CNBC channel being reliance group company will not show this anomaly and instead shows only prices are rising...
Even #zeebusiness is also not showing.. @AnilSinghvi_ sir?
@SEBI_India is this manipulation or genuine price fluctuations?
Can u please check the price patterns?
Is their something hidden news which is proping up #HathwayCable shares??
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