Okay, I am going to announce something fun right now. It could be cool, or it COULD TOTALLY BE A DISASTER but either way, it should be fun to witness!
Ready? It involves a lifelong dream, and one of my favorite parts of making comics.
This'll be fun!
Here's the deal. I get asked questions about cons all the time, from both curious readers and from new pros who have questions.
I get asked to a LOT of cons, I can't possibly attend them all, it's sometimes over 200 requests a year.
So I pick VERY CAREFULLY.
I try to consider a lot of factors. Some cons, I am contracted to appear at, some a publisher asks me to attend. But I try to put a priority on ones I haven't been to yet, in areas new to me.
The exceptions are cons that I just really enjoy each time. Like @C2E2 in Chicago.
@c2e2 So @c2e2 is possibly my favorite US con of the bigger events. I have made so many friends, and they treat us wonderfully, and Chicago is one of my favorite cities in the world. I wish I could go every year, but I just don't think that's fair to other cons, so...
@c2e2 ...I often say no but then I feel bad because I missed my favorite con. :)
So I haven't been for a couple years, and I agreed to go this year, I think it was announced yesterday. So yay.
But here's the cool bit. Or the stupid bit.
OR THE STUPID COOL BIT!
@c2e2 I don't love airplanes, I don't love the process of air travel as a rule. It's convenient but often uncomfortable and after the first thousand stinky planes, you can feel a bit over it all.
On the other hand...
@c2e2 ...I freaking love trains. All my life, I read stories and watched movies with trains, I love the romance and history of them, I love that you can get up and walk around.
When I was a kid, I loved Wild Wild West because TRAINS.
@c2e2 But because of time considerations, I've taken very few longer train trips, almost none in the US. I've been on train trips through China and Scotland and a few other cool places, but my DREAM has been to take a train across the US.
But it never worked timewise.
@c2e2 TRAINS! I know they are stinky maybe and probably bumpy and maybe cramped and all that stuff. BUT I LOVE TRAINS.
So. I was watching random youtube videos, there was one about a train, I said, we should do that someday...
@c2e2@RocketSpouse A lot of you probably ride trains five times a week and don't see the appeal. But if you have read Agatha Christie and dreamed of trains your whole life, it is a BIG DEAL INDEED.
We weren't sure we could work it out. I did a TON of research.
@c2e2@RocketSpouse So then I thought, man, if we could do this, I could do videos and livestreams and tweet about it, FROM THE TRAIN on the way to the con, right?
I don't know if anyone's done that before, and it will probably explode, but damn, it sounds fun.
@c2e2@RocketSpouse So I wrote to my dear friends at @c2e2 and explained my goofy idea, that I would be posting about the #TRAINTOC2E2, not just on the train, but the process leading up to it, what to pack, how to fill time, if there's a murder mystery to solve...
@c2e2@RocketSpouse ...and because they are awesome, they were completely into it and were happy to support it.
So from now until the actual con, I will post tweets and stuff, and take suggestions and advice, and answer questions. But basically, #TrainToC2E2 is a thing starting NOW!
@c2e2@RocketSpouse I'll tell a lot more details about the trip soon, I know a LOT of people love any kind of travel videos. I will review the food, our super weird tiny little accommodations, any unusual odors, the scenery, AND will be doing a comics script live on the @amtrak train!
@c2e2@RocketSpouse@Amtrak Also, since I don't have a youtube channel OR know how to edit videos OR know what I am doing, it is almost a GUARANTEED chance of extreme embarrassment!
WHAT COULD BE BETTER?
@c2e2@RocketSpouse@Amtrak So, if you have questions about this trip, or the con, or cons in general, ask on this thread. Use the hashtag #TrainToC2E2, and I'll answer 100% honestly unless it's about @TomKingTK's haircut.
This trip leaves from Union Station in Portland, Oregon, and ends in Chicago, and takes 45 hours!
The @amtrak train we are taking is called the EMPIRE BUILDER, and crosses through some of the most beautiful country in the USA!
@c2e2@RocketSpouse@Amtrak@TomKingTK I am sure this all sounds silly, but this is genuinely a dream I have had my whole life, growing up on a tiny, isolated farm with a family that didn't travel.
So expect LOTS of terrible photos of blurry scenery and quite possibly full on reviews of vending machine Doritos!
What train? You don't even know what train we're on
IT WILL BE LATE
But I--
LATE
@c2e2@RocketSpouse@Amtrak@TomKingTK Anyway, thank you SO MUCH to @c2E2 for sponsoring and supporting this weird adventure. I promise, there's gonna be some fun stuff, and we MAY even have some goofyass #TrainToC2E2 merch at the con if there's demand from weirdos like you guys!
@c2e2@RocketSpouse@Amtrak@TomKingTK And FINALLY, I will be asking you folks a LOT of questions...we want to do lots of short videos, mostly stupid ones but some might accidentally be great.
But I don't know a THING about the best way to do it, the easiest equipment to use, or setting up a YT channel.
Please post using the hashtag #TrainToC2E2 and I will definitely keep monitoring this thread! SHARE YOUR STORIES, DAMMIT!
@c2e2@RocketSpouse@Amtrak@TomKingTK ALSO, if any travel product companies have a product they would like me to try on this adventure, or any company offering anything to make the hours go by, let me know. I'm into the idea of doing a couple unboxing videos actually ON the train just for the fun of it!
@c2e2@RocketSpouse@Amtrak@TomKingTK Also, seriously, if this works out...how fun would it be to plan the same trip for a BUNCH of nerds next year?
We could be playing RPGS in the observation deck!
I have a question for people familiar with @Amtrak sleeping cars...I know they have free coffee available, but we donβt drink coffee. Do they have hot water for tea?
All right, so this will take a bit, but this is a thread I have wanted to do for a while.
This is it, the X-MEN: FROM THE ASHES mega-thread!
Interested in the upcoming X-books but a little overwhelmed by the new characters, creative teams, and titles?
Well, I had an idea!
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In this thread, I am going to give an unapologetic personal opinion about each of the upcoming titles, starting with tomorrow's X-MEN #1.
I admit up front I am biased, okay? These are MY opinions, I have not consulted with the creative or editorial teams.
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I have read all the issues of all these books so far. They are all creative teams I like. They are all pushing for the best books they can. And I am on a bit of an X-Men high and don't deny my OBVIOUS enthusiasm.
I have a @jimlee story. Legendary comics writer John Ostrander needed eye surgery. A couple others and myself went all around SDCC to ask artists for an art donation to raise the funds to literally save not just his eyesight, but his eyes.
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It was for John Ostrander. And so I asked legendary artists that normally I would be intimidated just to talk to. We got pieces from Neil Adams, Matt Groening, and lots more.
Again, because it was for John, I worked myself up to ask the giants.
Everyone was lovely.
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But it was still intimidating. Asking legends whom I know get asked for stuff ALL THE TIME.
At the time, just as now, Jim was the biggest artist in comics. Not to mentionβ¦
DR. PHIL: Now, Iβm just an impartial observer, okay?
PENNYWISE: Heh heh heh we all float slobber drool heh
DR.PHIL: Youβre an entertainer, You do great work with kids.
PENNYWISE: come down into the sewers Georgie heh heh hee
DR. PHIL: You have a great smile, you know that?
DR. PHIL: I want to thank you for agreeing to an interview, but I warn you, I wonβt be pulling ANY punches.
ZOMBIE: β¦
DR. PHIL: Zombie, why donβt people like you?
ZOMBIE: BRAINS
DR. PHIL: You have a thick skin.
ZOMBIE: SKIN YUM YUMMERS
DR. PHIL: Well, IβM sold.
DR. PHIL: Dr. Lecter, Iβm just gonna say it. I think you got railroaded by a βwokeβ court system and the lamestream media who focused on the word βcannibal,β andβ
LECTER: Excuse me.
DR. PHIL: Pardon?
LECTER: My agent set this up. You disgust me. (Leaves)
I have a Roger Corman story. Itβs fun, but weird, as I am gathering most Roger Corman stories tend to be.
I was a fan of his movies and his legend and legacy.
At the very beginning of my comics career, his office contacted me.
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I was very new to writing professionally. I didnβt become a writer to make films, comics were not a stepping stone. And I had mostly been drafted, so my sense of value in myself as a writer was a bit shaky and tinged with a lot of, βhow did I get here? Whatβs happening?β
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The idea that a legendary movie guy would contact me for anything made no sense. I still had my hair salon. I hadnβt even written very many comics, and I was pretty sure it was all going to go away very quickly.
I remind everyone of this each year, apologies for repeating myself.
This Saturday, May 4th, is @Freecomicbook Day! Please go and enjoy and have a wonderful time. Some great shops have sales, cosplay, events, guests, even treats planned for you, PLUS FREE COMICS!
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Howerer, this is just a gentle reminder that, unlike what many think, the stores DO have to pay for the comics they give away for free. They pay for them in bundles. This year there are dozens of individual comics being given away...imagine how much that might cost!
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But that's not all. They also pay (often outrageous) shipping on all those books.
Stores often pay for extra employees, decorations, advertising, cosplayers, guests, and lots more. It is EXPENSIVE.
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Here is my central core thought while writing Deadpool.
It is no secret that I don't like endlessly 'zany' Deadpool. He was described as 'serial killer Daffy Duck' to me early on, that's the version I don't care for.
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I also don't care for endlessly bleak, 'nothing matters,' kill everyone Deadpool.
I think that could be a thousand other characters, and it's far from the magic potion that makes Deadpool fun.
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So the Deadpool is a subverted version of both of those.
He is a goddamn loudmouth, whose humor comes from tragedy.
But he's so endlessly high energy that it saves him from being insufferable and dreary.
And ALSO so internally sad and broken that he's not a constant punchline.