Thread by @huaisangluvr

wangxian au ~ lan wangji buys a kpop album from wei wuxian on twitter but the album never arrives

[00:00] just some things to know ^^

- time stamps and dates do not matter
- i posted a draft of this on my kpop acc as a yohangyul au i deleted it but if this idea seems somewhat familiar you know why
- be nice to the accs mentioned in this
- update time: 9-11pm pst

↳ wangxian profiles (i was lazy with headers leave me alone sjsjs)

↳ wei wuxian’s friends profiles pt 1

↳ wei wuxian’s friends profiles pt 2

↳ wei wuxian’s internet friends
@/yoobieee, @/SleepyAeri, @/jumg2134, @/yibouts, @/yulinglaozu, @/ReVeLuvSubs_

↳ lan wangji’s friends profiles pt 1

↳ lan wangji’s friends profiles pt 2

↳ lan wangji’s internet friends
@/wonderfuldayjjk, @/ohwwx (mingitheestallion), @/cherrytaint, @/biweiying (felixbi), @/yiboIogy, @/wangxian_babies (hendery), @/TWlNJADES

[00:01] my power 🤩🤩

[00:02] yunho akgae

[00:03] john, accept it, it’s a fact-

[00:04] mianmian hacked me

[00:05] ok boomer

[00:06] i gave someone head

[00:07] please delete

[00:08] weral

[00:09] gg stans love mj

[00:10] no k wording

[00:11] help

[00:12] i will

[00:13] who are we cancelling

[00:14] 🤡

[00:15] can we get him s worded

[00:16] who

[00:17] how could he :((

[00:18] call him out

[00:19] i have a problem

[00:20] im not trying to see lan qiren

[00:21] wangji goes off

[00:22] drag him

[00:23] its not that serious

[00:24] dont buy anything from him

[00:25] you took 54 rmb

[00:26] do you believe me?

[00:27] you arent exactly innocent

[00:28] i hope you two can still be friends

[00:29] they hate me (s/n: im like 25% sure poli sci isnt actually stem according to my teacher but idk(

[00:30] jiang cheng soft hours

[00:31] he got the albums (s/n: act like the last part of the letter isnt covered up)

[00:32] you’ll see

[00:33] see you then

[00:34] big brain

[00:35] maybe if you didnt scam him

[00:36] we exist

[00:37] your name sounds familiar

[00:38] please answer my calls

[00:39] lgtb

[00:40] talk dirty to me

[00:41] im taking that as a yes

[00:42] are you on stan twt

[00:43] im already failing

[00:44] he doesnt respond

[00:45] of course

[00:46] the what

[00:47] why would i want to go with you

[00:48] i have an ouchie

[00:49] imma head in

[00:50] im gay

[00:51] im not like other guys

[00:52] me too tf

[00:53] what is a juseyo

[00:54] what were you two talking about

[00:55] my best friends brother is the one for me

[00:56] i thought you had taste

[00:57] 😳😳

[00:58] you have a dig bick

[00:59] get a load of this guy

[00:60] cute...

[00:61] i want to floor him

[00:62] why should i listen to you

[00:63] should i scam him again

[00:64] <3

[00:65] what a coincidence

[00:66] stream wonderland

[00:67] ignore that yanli made me reply

[00:68] personal vs fan acc

[00:69] aww you care

[00:70] i dont have a boyfriend

[00:71] chem jokes bc procrastination

[00:72] ur always so demanding

[00:73] no.

↳ just realized the laundry room explanation thing never made it to the au??? idk how either way here it is

[00:74] when did i say that (s/n: this is abt to be a long ass update)

[00:75] i will legit k word u (s/n: her name is supposed to be xinyu idk where the a came from)

[00:76] please re-evaluate your priorities

[00:77] he big mad

[00:78] i have to see yangyang in the flesh

↳ juniors profiles (theyre freshmen in this)

[00:79] nobody important

[00:80] call me

[00:81] hes my dad (s/n: jingyi took college level chem his senior year of high school so he’s in organic chem with the sophomores and juniors)

[00:82] you’re going with mianmian?

[00:83] can i have ur number now

[00:84] backup plan

[00:85] tweets from everyone waiting for sale

[00:86] i dont feel good

[00:87] operation buy concert tickets

[00:88] why are you the way that you are

[00:89] ten seconds

[00:90] they got tickets :D

[00:91] honorary het

[00:92] hey

[00:93] how to tell if something is fake: sm artist engagements :(

[00:94] just say you bought this for urself (everyone suddenly cares that its valentines day lmao)

[00:95] jc softie 🥺

[00:96] do you want a friend

[00:97] everyone and their dates

[00:98] not a date

[00:99] theyre friends :)

[01:00] my big sexy brain just had an idea (s/n: sorry this is really boring just pretend that i can write lmao)

[01:01] we’re basically married (s/n: might rewrite this when i finish the au to show my actual writing talent lmao)

[01:02] wait this is his bedroom

[01:03] he did what?

[01:04] hangover soup

↳ au length poll

[01:05] can you buy me a drink from starbucks

[01:06] xiaojun doesnt know you exist

[01:07] lwj is sus

[01:08] always glad to help

[01:09] for attention

[01:10] a date?

[01:11] ayo waddup kris

[01:12] currently thinking

[01:13] wangji clown

[01:14] its not a date

[01:15] yes please

[01:16] babie 🥺

[01:17] out

[01:18] opposites attract

[01:19] which kpop boy is it

[01:20] how was your “date”

[01:21] lunch plans

[01:22] babe 😳

[01:23] i cannot see

[01:24] head empty

[01:25] can we talk?

[01:26] i could never hate you

[01:27] he is a sizhui

[01:28] drag him

[01:29] ur so sexy

[01:30] iphone 3g

[01:31] twt k worded the quality

[01:32] blacklisted

↳ the video

https://twitter.com/iAmYart/status/1188923566835802112/video/1

[01:33] lwj asks someone again

[01:34] she’ll bully me

[01:35] organic chem flop

[01:36] i didnt know we had a son

[01:37] i want a divorce

[01:38] im not taking lip

[01:39] why did you dm me

[01:40] mutual completed

[01:41] shameless

[01:42] realization

[01:43] two types of reactions

[01:44] interesting

[01:45] with a shovel?

[01:46] can neither confirm or deny

[01:47] plastic straw

[01:48] your date ;)

[01:49] 🥺

[01:50] wrong person

[01:51] you still didnt tell him?

[01:52] k

[01:53] 8-ball

[01:54] text wayv

[01:55] i’ll choke you

[01:56] spare b**chie?

[01:57] maybe you should say hi

[01:58] at least he texted you

[01:59] spare brain cells

[01:60] yall dumb

[01:61] didnt expect you to be such a romantic

[01:62] i will digest this

[01:63] he is very stupid

[01:64] stop scaring people

[01:65] very poetic

[01:66] fake news

[01:67] ditching?

[01:68] they bring stuff over

[01:69] <3

[01:70] “sick” and twisted

[01:71] you have a bf?

[01:72] the audience would like to see it

[01:73]🥺🥰

[01:74] dont you want to stay?

[01:75] ...

[01:76] a man of culture

[01:77] drop out

[01:78] change my major?

[01:79] it is Two In The Morning

[01:80] why are you up

[01:81] ms premed

[01:82] this wasnt a good idea

[01:83] wayv tomorrow

[01:84] the one who tripped over his own foot?

[01:85] didnt think i was so special to you

[01:86] please

[01:87] pre concert tweets

[01:88] more pre concert tweets

[01:89] huaisang going thru it

[01:90] hate it here

[01:91] ootd

[01:92] wwx went to pee

[01:93] dong sicheng !!!!

[01:94] i see (s/n: imagine the video is ten and lucas dancing dream in a dream)

[01:95] touch me tease me-

[01:96] can you send me this

[01:97] not u too

[01:98] i had a good one

[01:99] WAIT

[02:00] ??

[02:01] they connected them

[02:02] i cant handle this much power

[02:03] everything is a date

[02:04] delete

[02:05] xiaojun is my bf

[02:06] gn

[02:07] ur not my dad

[02:08] thank me later

[02:09] movie night

[02:10] love’s disease (i hope this isnt real sjsjs)

[02:11]

[02:12]

[02:13] rest of my life

[02:14] hes ia :(

[02:15] missing wwx hours

[02:16] locked in 😳

[02:17] left on delivered

[02:18] wangji came to the rescue

[02:19] how did he get inside?

[02:20] what did you give me in the will?

[02:21] save we without thinking

[02:22] finals szn

[02:23] we slept together like twice

[02:24] direct callout

[02:25] i dont plan on it

[02:26] wanna come with?

[02:27] words of encouragement

[02:28] lights

[02:29] clown noises

[02:30] wwx employed

[02:31] basically married

[02:32] where are you?

[02:33] imagine having to live with lan qiren

[02:34] eVeN mE?

[02:35] yall hear sumn (i meant a sophomore in chem)

[02:35] can other dad come over?

[02:36] symbol of coparenting

[02:37] is this my legacy

[02:38] nationally booked

[02:39] add a stop

[02:40] tour poster (s/n: ik drawing and graphic design are not the same sjsjs)

[02:41] oomf

[02:42] doors open at 6

[02:43] wwx fansite

[02:44] respect their privacy

[02:45] im about to cyberbully

[02:46] evil editing

[02:47] not assertive enough

[02:48] is he hot?

[02:49] deserve

[02:50] in our genes

[02:51] kinda hot

[02:52] deleting in 5 minutez

[02:53] ur so sexy aha

[02:54] you still havent finished mdzs

[02:55] indirecting

[02:56]

[02:57] invented waking up

[02:58] oomf...

[02:59] get help

[02:60] this isnt me

[02:61] what do you gain

[02:62] i dont think hes got the facilities

[02:63] yes i will

[02:64] my god this bitch gay

[02:65]

[02:66] somethings about to go down

[02:67] thread over

[02:68] marry him??

[02:69] plotting lqr’s d word on the tl

[02:70] what if 👉👈

[02:71] suffer the consequences

[02:72] i have no fear

↳ wwx’s priv (zizhen sent him the wangxian kiss)

[02:73] l word 😳

[02:74] we have a son

[02:75] gn

[02:76] i appreciate your existence

[02:77] or whatever

[02:78] “which woman”

[02:79] im dating jin zixuan

[02:80] i cant even say it

[02:81] you did this

[02:82] @/wangji

[02:83] wangxian vs wuji

[02:84] are you stupid

[02:85] forgotten noises

[02:86] i love them both

[02:87] you and ur entire clan

[02:88] huaisang and his typos

[02:89] you have some work to do

[02:90] friends

[02:91] get better soon

[02:92] on sight

[02:93] tell me about it

[02:94] lay in bed and cry

[02:95] why :(

[02:96] what is he to you

[02:97] i scammed you

[02:98] hes in love

[02:99] it’s later

[03:00] 😐

[03:01] wangxian nation solidarity

[03:02] prove it

[03:03] father in law is a coward

[03:04] tbt the night wangji broke into his own job (they spilled tapioca pearls everywhere)

[03:05] welcome back

[03:06] you didnt know?

[03:07] the audacity

[03:08] im no mathematologist

[03:09] proposing over text

[03:10] yet...?

[03:10] falling asleep together

[03:11]

[03:12] tiny favor

[03:13] ft him later

[03:14] you love wangji?

[03:15] drop out

[03:16] no hets

[03:17] freshmen

[03:18] the loml

[03:19] he calls lwj

[03:20] enablers

[03:21] he makes his decision

[03:22] huaisang doesnt care

[03:23] i see

[03:24] 👉👈

[03:25] f for jiang cheng

[03:26] madness luv

↳ the video

[03:27] you can do anything

[03:28] nephew in law

[03:29] life hack be wwx

[03:30] you will realize.

[03:31] imagine how tired we are

[03:32] did i ask

[03:33] dont compare them ever again

[03:34] i wont pay you back

[03:35] jc excluded

[03:36] he can make himself a ramen.

[03:37] they explore the dorms

↳ lwj’s priv

[03:38]

[03:39] i want kids

[03:40] give jiang cheng a break

[03:41] not i 😅

[03:42] dinner time

[03:43] wangxian nation won

[03:44] hes losing his mind

[03:45] u up?

[03:46] booty call

[03:47] :(

[03:48] everythings fine.

[03:49] be safe

[03:50]

[03:51] no

[03:52] kiss

[03:53] go back

[03:54] maybe u up will be their always

[03:55] he fell asleep

[03:56] the baby is scarred

[03:57]

[03:58] they care him

[03:59] delete

[03:60] clownery

[03:61] i give up

[03:62] hate it here

[03:63] you see this?

[03:64] not bf

[03:65] horny on main

[03:66] he tried

[03:67] he memorized his schedule 🥺

[03:68] it’s a date

[03:69] coward

[03:70] not date

[03:71] hes soft

[03:72] blackmail

[03:73] on purpose or dumb?

[03:74] oomfs still pining

[03:75] what if...?

[03:76] aha 😢✌️

[03:77] unless?

[03:78] kiss

[03:79] late

[03:80] 🤝

[03:81] what else is happening?

[03:82] xiaojun themed