modern wangxian au where lxc comes across a twt acc offering boyfriend experience and recommends it to his younger brother hoping it can help lwj with his crush, the one and only wei wuxian, who’s secretly running said account 
yes it’s xiaojun. because i can that’s why.
alright let’s do this babies
1. wwx and mxy are roommates
2. shock content mxy has money for gym
3. a whole whipped lan zhan appears
4. bunny of the day
5. god bless yanli
6. clowns
7. yes you can baby. YES YOU CAN
8. *holds lwj’s hand* i will protect you with my life
9. wwx feels so lost he’s not even as talkative as usual but yeah babe really
10. here we go
11. lan wangji oh lan wangji
12. my boy had a looooong sleepless night
13. and it went like
14. wei wuxian is an expert in grumpy boys
15. lwj forgot and panicked but he ain’t that slick
16. fancy yooouuu
17. day one lets go
18. a luxury
19. 11am
20. y’all thought he suspected him? nope it’s wei oblivious wuxian
21. how to be a good partner lesson # 1 ✅
22. lesson learned
23. who’s gonna tell him
24. remember when
25. he said wwx isn’t weird imagine being THAT WHIPPED
26. nearest cliff
27. he’s a fast learner there’s hope
28. there’s no hope
29. i can relate
30. complemented his pussy
31. pspspspsps
32. mxy is smart mxy is loyal we appreciate him
33. good morning lwj
34. of course he answered wei ying first
35. he’s at his limit
36. a human disaster
37. he’s not dumb he’s a panicked boy in love (doegopa neoui oppa)
38. that’s why
39. easy tip
40. he said yes
41. lan er gege
42. pls he’s so in love
43. i mean it’s classic
44. clear the searches wei ying artist lan zhan flawless
45. no shit honey
46. mxy said i need a bag on the regular
48. lmao
49. pinky promise
50. just best friends things
51. he overslept
52. (sorry for such a short update but my day was kinda ruined so 😬 BUT i made a cc so you can’t send me angy messages here curiouscat.me/WANGXlAO)
53. hewwo 🥺 it took so long but i brought some food pls don’t be mad
55. jc brother of the year
56. pray for lan wangji
57. hell kitchen
58. why wwx why
59. they’re gay your honor
60. do it
62. if you don’t remember shit it’s understandable, just reread the whole thing (i had to do the same) it’s short anyway 😙
64. the way he didn’t even notice his own dumb ass on the lock screen? peak wwx culture
65. 😃
66. the hashtags... the audience thinks that this shit is dry af my dude and lwj noticed it
67. i love mxy so much you wouldn’t understand
68. look !! lwj finally replied to his “boyfriend”
70. wwx: men that do not talk ❤️
71. he just wants a bf pls
72. wwx is lurking
73. back from the dead
74. true ❤️
75. mxy and jgy storyline traumatized me
76. what breed is he? sad bunny
77. wangji 😖
78. who is he
79. ah. HE.
80. THEY ARE COMMUNICATING
81. he was there to HELP, okay lwj?
82. them 🥺❤️
83. yeah, a couple of idiots
84. bunny memes. this man is always on brand
85. two types of idiots in love
Fin.
i really want to thank everyone for reading this and waiting for MONTHS for the updates. i’m a loser sorry you had to deal with it ❤️ but really thank you i love this au, them and you
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