New #twitterfic I'm working on. The #reylo/star wars/ selfie pastiche no one asked for! Bloody Well (Without You!) Starring everyone's favorite emotionally stunted dumbasses
Rey's friends
And Ben's
That's all for tonight, and of course I just now caught an error so pretend this is Ben's profile. Thanks to @driversputa and @darthswift13 in particular, and the whole reylo Twitter community in general for the inspiration! @textfichub
Adjsls I somehow forgot to tag @alfreylo and @Ellensama as well who are also huge inspirations for this. Not my first fic, but my first twitter fic and I am a fandom old ™, forgive me
And so it begins
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05. And from Ben's POV
Sorry for the slow updates everyone, I wanted to refresh my selfie memory, but it is! Gone! From Hulu?? So I'm having to download it from a decidedly sketchy webpage that will definitely give me a virus but I am still working on it while downloading!
06. 👀
07. Kaydel knows what's up
08. Truth hurts
09. Oof
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11. This is all for tonight! Excited about this! Love you all! <3
12. 👀
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14. 🔞🔞🔞🔞 Kaydel and rose dropping some truth bombs
In case you couldn't tell, I am a firm believer in never making your partner feel ashamed for asking for something in bed.
15. Yes that is my hand and yes that is my favorite type of wine
Please ignore the timestamps :/
16. 🔞🔞🔞
17. 🔞🔞🔞
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19. Last update for the night!
Babies I'm so sorry to do this to you but my heat has been knocked out by a storm and they're having to replace my whole HVAC and I can SEE MY BREATH in my house and I am frozen so no update tonight, but I will be back tomorrow
Okay so pretend this one came before the last update sigh. I didn't notice the top was cut off
20. Googlin
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23. Ben is v. Confused
24. Last one for tonight because I am tired af
I love all of you wonderful twitter reylo babies so much, but I worked for 13 hours today and I need to rest up tonight :(. Hopefully regularly scheduled dumbassery will resume tomorrow
25. Regrets
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I wish I could do more might but I am falling asleep lol. Til tomorrow!
Tonight*
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That's all for tonight, thank you for your patience!
I have not abandoned this I promise! Work has been especially crazy lately
For all the folks who wanted it.. I now have a Google drive folder with every episode of selfie. Drop me a DM and I will give you the link
Ehh, fuck it. Go wild kids! drive.google.com/folderview?id=…
36. Kaydel said women's rights
37. Poe is the best invisible wingman
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