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I have been a loyal @wmata rider for 9 years now. I have not once had a negative interaction with a metro employee - until tonight. The station manager @ #whiteflint declined to let me use the customer restroom. I now know why @unsuckdcmetro exists. 1/
@wmata @unsuckdcmetro @unsuckdcmetro Upon approaching the station manager, his back was turned to me while speaking with someone else. I approached without saying a word, and the other man looked over the station manager's shoulder at me which caught the attn of said station mgr 2/
@wmata @unsuckdcmetro @unsuckdcmetro the first words out of out of station mgr's mouth were not "how can I help you?" but "you couldn't say 'excuse me'? You can't see this other man and I are speaking?" I replied, "can I please use the customer restroom?" 3/
@wmata @unsuckdcmetro @unsuckdcmetro the station mgr replies "You need to go 'wee wee'?" me: "uhh yeah that's why I asked...." stn mgr: "You can use the port-o-johns around the side of the station" me: "ok so I can't use the restroom labeled "CUSTOMER RESTROOM" right over there...?" 4/
@wmata @unsuckdcmetro @unsuckdcmetro stn mgr: "I didn't say you can't use the bathroom, but it's not going to be ours that you use" me: Well okay then. have a lovely evening. I am not sure exactly what I did to irritate this individual so intensely. I had a couple beers at a work happy hour... 5/
@wmata @unsuckdcmetro @unsuckdcmetro ...so sue me. I had to take a 'wee wee' but this guy didn't find it in his capacity to walk over and unlock the bathroom for a loyal customer. I had always thought that the cynicism surrounding @wmata was a bit harsh. Tonight I am sad to report that I now 'get it'.
@wmata @unsuckdcmetro @unsuckdcmetro I have been looking at electric vehicles for a while. Perhaps it's time I finally pull the trigger and stop giving @wmata my $216 / mo. And they wonder why ridership is down year after year after year. I will name my car "white flint".
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