Doctor Robotnik has FIVE PhDs.
 
 
          
        BUT FIVE?
Why hasn't he progressed? Why isn't he going for postdocs? Why isn't he co-I or PI on his own grant yet?
But 5 is mad and I don't think any responsible uni would allow it.
If I were an evil government stooge recruiting manager, this would be a big red flag to me.
It is frankly unsurprising this man could be outwitted by a hedgehog.
 
            
 
               
            