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Being a Democrat in Nebraska, a state that votes WAY after #SuperTuesday2020: Ever been to a wedding where they went cheap on the food, so they're out of side dishes by the time your table goes to the buffet?
Being a Democrat in Nebraska, a state that votes WAY after #SuperTuesday2020: Ever been to a wedding where they went cheap on the food, so they're out of side dishes by the time your table goes to the buffet?
You're half-drunk & starving and when the DJ finally calls your table, you get up there and there's minimal options? That's what it's like being in Nebraska during the Democratic primaries. I get it, we're not immediate family. We don't matter as much, in the scheme of things.
Nebraska is cousin Cheryl's step-son who only got an invite because the Bride handmade 120 bows that she painstakingly put on the envelopes and she wasn't going to let that shit go to waste. But, still. There's got to be a way.
And, since we're Nebraska, we're not going to complain too hard. There IS an open bar, after all. We love those.
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