Thread by @PreetBharara

Donald Trump is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on America

He is a liar

He is a cheat

He is a bad businessman

He can’t spell

He doesn’t read

He doesn’t listen

He has no principles

He doesn’t give a shit about anyone

He is profoundly disloyal

He projects his every flaw on others

He doesn’t know facts

He doesn’t respect science

He doesn’t get math

He doesn’t acknowledge history

He doesn’t even understand weather

He wanted to buy Greenland

He wanted to nuke hurricanes

He says he’s a genius

But he won’t release his grades or tax returns

He attacks war heroes while he pardons war criminals

He accuses others of nepotism while he privileges his own children

He whines about criticism as he spews nothing but bile

He calls patriots “human scum” while surrounding himself with scumbags like Roger Stone

He claims to be alpha while he endlessly whines like stuck pig

He says he’s for America though he cozies up to despots

He said no one has more respect for women than he does

He said he knows more than the generals

He suggested he has a special talent for infectious diseases

I am angry and worried right now. As are tens of millions of Americans. I don’t know what will happen next but what I do know is this:

Donald Trump is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on America