My Galaxy’s Edge character is Oomo Gluptu, a Dantooine poacher mad that he’s getting dragged to Batuu during the first stages of a galactic pandemic
Rey just told me that “galaxy’s edge” is the spacey term for rimjob,
“Please follow a staff members!” How would I know what staff is? This is all SO IMMERSIVE!
WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?! 
Oomo Gluptu is a Grumporian. We are a minority species from Dantooine. They tried to genocide us back during the High Republic because we admittedly are absolute assholes.
Oomo Gluptu tacitly supports the Resistance but he doesn’t think Leia Organs has the balls to install a real socialist republic. He secretly donates money to Gerreraist armed group The Black Nexus.
Star Wars or 1994 ITV game show Scavengers? Your call!
Best ship named after a dead child
Whoever told you the holding area to Smugglers’ Run was immersive, lied. This looks like maintenance tunnels andOOOHH
It’s the Outrider!
Oomo Gluptu is awed by the crowds here in Batuu and thinks we are all going to die.
Someone cool
Oomo Gluptu was the Falcon’s left gunner. He has no idea what was going on.
“All the toys will be in-universe! Immersion!”
Space pee!
Space Pee is a trademark of The Walt Disney Company
Space Pee is a trademark of The Walt Disney Company
Someone cooler
Ohh they have a nazi store. Star Wars is saved.
Oomo Gluptu: “Hi Vi”
Vi Moradi: “Hey”
Now it’s canon that they know each other
Vi Moradi: “Hey”
Now it’s canon that they know each other
Will I get banned today for adding an Oomo Gluptu entry to Wookieepedia?
Maybe.
Maybe.
Headed to Rise of the Resistance
I like Star Wars again
Just kidding.
No religious experience here. The ride was cool.
No religious experience here. The ride was cool.
