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Mar 18, 2020 4 tweets 1 min read Read on X
do other people know about children's yoga on youtube? I did 85 minutes of it today and it was a mindfuck experience I did not anticipate youtube.com/user/CosmicKid…
first of all, each episode has a plot. a lot happens in the plot. in the FIRST THREE MINUTES you've been in a space ship that goes to mars and you meet 85 types of robot animals
second of all, you only hold each pose for about 20 seconds. BAM pose BAM pose BAM BAM BAM at first it was obnoxious but then i realized this pace actually is about right for my attention span, grownup yoga is too slow
at the end of each episode you lay on the floor and close your eyes for 45 seconds. my kid listened because the youtube lady said to do it, and although his obedience shook me to my core (implications to be revisited later)... it was the sweetest 45 seconds of my day

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