Whilst watching the @DowntonAbbey movie, I realized that what America is lacking is a monarchy.
So my boyfriend and I decided to declare ourselves monarchs.
Introducing:
Tweetamus, Scourge of Liars
and
Contravo, the Disputer
Feel free to hail.
So my boyfriend and I decided to declare ourselves monarchs.
Introducing:
Tweetamus, Scourge of Liars
and
Contravo, the Disputer
Feel free to hail.
Lol.
Tweetamus, Scourge of Liars, declares that Contravo, the Disputer, and his retinue, must heretofore rinse all dishes before placing them in the sink.
In defense of all precedent and tradition, Contravo instructs his followers to prepare to resist the edict.
In defense of all precedent and tradition, Contravo instructs his followers to prepare to resist the edict.
Contravo, the Disputer, declares that heretofore all conversations shall be meta-conversations.
“You may not talk about things. You may only talk about talking about things,” Contravo explained.
Tweetamus, Scourge of Liars, thought to herself: “This sounds like bullsh*t.”
“You may not talk about things. You may only talk about talking about things,” Contravo explained.
Tweetamus, Scourge of Liars, thought to herself: “This sounds like bullsh*t.”
Tweetamus, Scourge of Liars, declares there shall be no Bullshittery during her reign.
“Heretofore, any Disloyal Tomfoolery shall be met with the Harshest of Punishment,” she decreed.
Contravo, the Disputer, clamors to apologize.
“Heretofore, any Disloyal Tomfoolery shall be met with the Harshest of Punishment,” she decreed.
Contravo, the Disputer, clamors to apologize.
Due to popular demand, Tweetamus and Contravo agree to meet with their subjects over the Interwebs.
“A time will be allotted for the Venting of Spleens,” sayeth Contravo, the Disputer, who understands that the world before his Assumption of Authority was an uncomfortable place.
“A time will be allotted for the Venting of Spleens,” sayeth Contravo, the Disputer, who understands that the world before his Assumption of Authority was an uncomfortable place.
