1/5
Let's visualize this fight through the lens of #cybersecurity. We'll say Cuomo is a senior #DFIRstResponder on-site at the worst hotspot while Kushner is a SrVP sitting on the top floor of the HQ bldg...
Let's visualize this fight through the lens of #cybersecurity. We'll say Cuomo is a senior #DFIRstResponder on-site at the worst hotspot while Kushner is a SrVP sitting on the top floor of the HQ bldg...
2/5 Computers are getting infected fast and it's pushing Tier 3 support staffers to their limits. Triage teams admit not all boxes can be cleansed, especially those w/ older OSes. Various subnets are quarantined; workers are getting paid to stay home for "digital snow days."
3/5 The CEO bitches about all the negative ROIs and, worse, his CISO outright contradicted him during a press call.
The SrVP is related to the CEO (aren't they all?) and the hasty Excel spreadsheet he built tells him that senior #DFIRstResponder is spouting hyperbole.
The SrVP is related to the CEO (aren't they all?) and the hasty Excel spreadsheet he built tells him that senior #DFIRstResponder is spouting hyperbole.
4/5 Then, out of nowhere, the senior #DFIRstResponder offers an olive branch:
The percentage of NEW infections has dropped over the last few days!
Which leads us to ask "who was right all along?"
The SrVP or the on-site lead?
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The percentage of NEW infections has dropped over the last few days!
Which leads us to ask "who was right all along?"
The SrVP or the on-site lead?
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5/5 Ah, but you know full well that's the WRONG question to ask!
The real question may or may not be:
"Was the senior #DFIRstResponder wrong for the right reasons?"
AND/OR
"Was the SrVP right for the wrong reasons?"
The real question may or may not be:
"Was the senior #DFIRstResponder wrong for the right reasons?"
AND/OR
"Was the SrVP right for the wrong reasons?"
@threadreaderapp please unroll
