My fiancé asked me in a disturbed tone of voice:
"In your 35yrs of #computer virus hysteria ... how did you ever *recover* from it?"
I took a long pause.
"We returned to 'normalcy'," I began.
"People went back to their old ways of computer hygiene..."
"No one in power got fired for their panicked reactions. Lower-downs who got fired 'out of an abundance of caution' remained fired..."
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My fiancé blurted "so all the [self-]destruction didn't matter?!?"
And I was forced to admit...
"That's why you keep hearing me say with such #sarcasm:
'IT WASN'T DUE TO A VIRUS ATTACK SO I DON'T CARE'."