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I am the new kid in Turf High, my family recently relocated to the MaNtuli’s street. Everyone thinks we’re just a normal family, MaNtuli befriends my mom because they’re both stubborn and are gossip queens. Meiki distrusts us but most of all, is threatened by....
My single mom who’s constantly making moves on Mr Maputla. Lmao, yup, he’s falling for it, thanks to her powerful love potion. Yes, my mom and I are witches. We move from town to town, sucking the wealth of families with deep pockets like the MaPutla’s. They don’t know it yet....
But we chose Turfloop because of them. We heard about their successful super market and we plan on destroying their empire. When we do this, the spirits of destruction with in us grant us more power & wealth.

To get to them, mom seduces MaPutla and I start making moves on Noah.
At first I was just following the plan to befriend him... kanti he’s in the closet. Tsi😭 We get paired together for a group assignment and while at my house doing our school work, he grabs me & kisses me. I give in, asoze mntase😭

From that day we start dating but he’s still...
Denying that he’s gay, like me. On one fateful evening, we make love and I catch feelings. After our incredible lovemaking, he starts acting weird. His mom says he speaks in tongues while his asleep.
He stays in his room and refuses to let anyone in besides me...
Mind you, while all of this is happening, my mom and I perfom midnight rituals outside our house regularly. Ever since we got here, weird things have been happening💀 Two school kids have mysteriously disappeared(we sacrificed them), Lightning strikes @ Meikie’s house, not on...
One occasion but twice! 💀 My mom is a bad bitch. Meiki calls in that pastor of hers to come pray for the house while everyone was at work and Noah at school. My mom and MaNtuli walk in while they’re praying and they’re forced to join in. Shem, my mom faints right there & then...
Bathong, this is becoming a thread😭😭😹😹 should I continue?
They take her to the hospital and Rachel is her nurse. Dr Elizabeth Thobagale says there’s my mom is as healthy as an ox. MaNtuli is concerned for her Friend’s health so she shouts at them and demands that more tests be done. They draw blood from her & it’s as black as coal.
They’ve never seen anything like it! Mom takes the sample from them & snaps her fingers for them to fall into deep sleep. She lives the room & tells MaNtuli & Meikie that the blood results would come out the following day...MaNtuli believes her. Meikie is unsure.
I on the other hand have become the coolest kid in Turf high. I am smart as a fox, so the teachers me. Principal says I’m going to be the driving force to her getting her 100% pass rate.

“u mohlala o motle ho liithuti tse ling”
She says to me. Semndani😫!!
I thought everything was going our way kanti the pastor had seen that my mom was unclean. Hence why she fainted. He told this to Meikie, Meikie told MaNtuli & MaNtuli delivered the news to my mom. Jteses my mom was so mad😭
To make things worse, Meikie banned me from visiting Noah because Tbose had snitched in him about the gay porn on his phone. 🤦🏽‍♂️she said I’m the one who was making Noah gay! Imagine 🙄 he missed me first, Bathong!

Now my mom was the only one with access to the MaPutla....
Family through her affair with Mr MaPutla. I only got to see Noah at school & we were still dating. He was no longer the Noah I fell inlove with though.. he had changed nje.🤔

When me & mom we’re busy with our midnight ritual outside, he heard footsteps approaching 😱
We panicked, thinking someone was going to catch us in the act🙆🏽‍♂️ My mother was ready to axe whoever this was. The shock in my eyes when I discovered it was Noah😭😭.

“Noah! What are you doing here?” I asked him.
“Get away from me child!” He said to me, pushing me aside.
Helang!
My mom fell on her knees saying “ oh Moya omdala wasebumnyameni, we thank you for your presence”

I also fell on my knees but still confused. Then it hit me😭😭😭 It must’ve entered Noah while I was having sex with him. My mom always said I was a vessel to this spirit. What now?!
He steps next to the fire & leads the ritual to take care of the MaPutla’s once & for all. My mom is reciting incantations right behind him. I’m still in disbelief.

While doing this, MaPutla recieves a call. The supermarket is going down in flames. He tries waking Meikie up...
But sis seems to be unconscious. He rushes to wake Leeto & his wife up. Bathong 😱 they’re also fast asleep. They won’t wake up. He runs to Noah’s room & almost faints when he saw the shrine of black candles surrounding that star he recognizes from horror movies.
He doesn’t know if he should go save his shop or his family. He calls the ambulance then calls MaNtuli to stay with his sleeping beauties until the ambulance arrives. He went to the burning shop. The firemen said they’ve never seen a fire like that😭
Bare,the fire was impervious to water & it’s flames where like many hands that threatened to catch them each time the got closer.Tsi

MaPutla called MaNtuli to check on how his family was doing.

“Bavukile bhuti, ngivele ngabathela ngamanzi,you know how ambulances take forever”
“But are they okay?”
“Yes, inkinga nje ile satanist yomzukulu! He’s missing!” MaNtuli has no filters😹

“MaNtuli, please let me speak to Meikie”

“Kulungile bhuti”

“MaPutla! We can’t find Noah! Is he with you?”
“No, he wasn’t there when I went to his room”
They searched for him all over kanti he’s with us. Now the spirit in him was demanding that we pack our bags and leave Turfloop for what we came for was done.😭
I contested against it but Mom gave me ‘That look’ & I had no choice but to start packing.
In the early hours of the morning, we got in our car & drove off. Leaving Noah in our yard. When the Spirit of destruction had left him, he was unconscious on our lawn for hours, while everyone was searching for him.

He was found by Pretty, who had been sent by MaNtuli to...
Get me and my mom to help look for Noah. She thought He was dead😭 he was naked & his whole body covered in red clay. She ran to tell her mom and they all came to the scene.Mogadi was weeping as if Noah was dead.Meikie shouted at MaNtuli saying
“You see what your friend did?!”😫
For the first time ever, MaNtuli was speechless. Noah finally gained consciousness but was lost in the cloud of confusion & amnesia. They searched the house & found the remains of the two school girls that had gone missing months ago. Tsi.
Captain Malebana was also shook.....
My mom had also seduced him into thinking he & her can be an item. Just like that, the MaPutla empire was gone...... well, not for good.

Their insurance paid up, and they rebuilt the supermarket. Lucky bastards!

The end.😹
Yhuu
So many typos here... lmao idc tho cause I know y’all got it😉

Lmao, once I start writing for show. Kuzonyiwa🤞🏽 y’all will sleep next to your bibles😹😹 I’m not here to play with y’all!❤️

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