Dropbox on iOS: "If you want to share a file rather than a Dropbox link to it, you have to fight me and win."
Dropbox Paper: "If you want to download a doc as a file, it gets saved to your usual downloads location, not your Dropbox folder."
Dropbox on macOS: "It's *MY* CPU now. Oh, and if you have a lot of files don't sync everything, just a small subset or the system bogs down."
Dropbox dot design: "We're a folder that syncs everywhere, so here's a bunch of navel-gazing blog posts on culture since some of our 2300 employees had nothing better to work on."
Dropbox marketing: "Strip out the word 'Dropbox' and you can't tell if we're describing us, Slack, Microsoft Office, or a $1400 standing desk."
Dropbox's WebApp: "Our Showcase feature lets you upload a bunch of media files and we'll turn it into a web page for your clients to ignore."
Nobody at Dropbox, absolutely nobody: "A folder that magically and unobtrusively syncs to all of your computers so your files are just there when you need them."
