With the help of some friends I've been working on the most detailed, accurate and conclusive account of each series of #DoctorWho since 2005.
I'm honoured to present to you this incredibly comprehensive thread:
Each series of Doctor Who as food.
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I'm honoured to present to you this incredibly comprehensive thread:
Each series of Doctor Who as food.
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SERIES ONE (2005) / BUTTERED TOAST
🪐 Effortless perfection.
🪐 Doesn’t distract with big-budget condiments, just does it's job and does it well.
🪐 People try to skip breakfast in a rush, but the rewards of investing in the most important meal of the day cannot be understated.
🪐 Effortless perfection.
🪐 Doesn’t distract with big-budget condiments, just does it's job and does it well.
🪐 People try to skip breakfast in a rush, but the rewards of investing in the most important meal of the day cannot be understated.
SERIES TWO (2006) / VEGAN CHEESE
🪐 A decent crack, but it’s just not cheese is it?
🪐 It’s an ethical choice, nice enough as long as you never compare it to the real thing.
🪐 But, have it on a base of S1’s buttered toast and you’ve got a pretty solid meal nonetheless.
🪐 A decent crack, but it’s just not cheese is it?
🪐 It’s an ethical choice, nice enough as long as you never compare it to the real thing.
🪐 But, have it on a base of S1’s buttered toast and you’ve got a pretty solid meal nonetheless.
SERIES THREE (2007) / CHILLED GRAPES
🪐 Just so bloody refreshing.
🪐 Clean, crisp, juicy. Mmm.
🪐 Nature’s candy, guilt-free indulgence.
🪐 Ages like fine wine.
🪐 Just so bloody refreshing.
🪐 Clean, crisp, juicy. Mmm.
🪐 Nature’s candy, guilt-free indulgence.
🪐 Ages like fine wine.
SERIES FOUR (2008) / POTATOES
🪐 God food.
🪐 Queen of versatility. Fried, roasted, mashed – can handle any tone or genre.
🪐 Everybody loves them. Everybody wants seconds and no matter how much you make there’s never enough.
🪐 God food.
🪐 Queen of versatility. Fried, roasted, mashed – can handle any tone or genre.
🪐 Everybody loves them. Everybody wants seconds and no matter how much you make there’s never enough.
SPECIALS (2009) / CINEMA HOT DOG
🪐 Sounds like a good idea, especially given you’ve hardly eaten today.
🪐 It’s stale, crusty, tasteless. Is there even meat in this?
🪐 Completely unsatisfying and overpriced.
🪐 And yet, you’d still buy it again - Because you hate yourself.
🪐 Sounds like a good idea, especially given you’ve hardly eaten today.
🪐 It’s stale, crusty, tasteless. Is there even meat in this?
🪐 Completely unsatisfying and overpriced.
🪐 And yet, you’d still buy it again - Because you hate yourself.
SERIES 5 (2010) / NANDOS
🪐 What a treat.
🪐 No matter how many times you revisit it, you never lose the magic of a cheeky nandos.
🪐 The flavours, the colours, the confidence, the Peri-Peri Pandorica.
🪐 The ultimate good shout.
🪐 Universally loved.
🪐 What a treat.
🪐 No matter how many times you revisit it, you never lose the magic of a cheeky nandos.
🪐 The flavours, the colours, the confidence, the Peri-Peri Pandorica.
🪐 The ultimate good shout.
🪐 Universally loved.
SERIES 6 (2011) / APPLES
🪐 You never have a craving for them, until you find yourself actually eating one.
🪐 You're surprised at how good it is, why don't you eat apples more?
🪐 Because the lasting impression isn't of the juicy apple, it's the quick-to-rot core called TWoRS.
🪐 You never have a craving for them, until you find yourself actually eating one.
🪐 You're surprised at how good it is, why don't you eat apples more?
🪐 Because the lasting impression isn't of the juicy apple, it's the quick-to-rot core called TWoRS.
SERIES 7 (2012/3) / DOMINOS PIZZA
🪐 First few bites are heaven.
🪐 Pace yourself, maybe a short break after a few slices.
🪐 As it gets colder you start to feel sick, the magic fades.
🪐 You’re left with cold crusts, empty boxes and an odd mix of satisfaction and regret.
🪐 First few bites are heaven.
🪐 Pace yourself, maybe a short break after a few slices.
🪐 As it gets colder you start to feel sick, the magic fades.
🪐 You’re left with cold crusts, empty boxes and an odd mix of satisfaction and regret.
SERIES 8 (2014) / TOFU
🪐 Stop sleeping on Tofu.
🪐 Too many people write it off without actually taking the time to eat it properly.
🪐 Let the character work marinate overnight.
🪐 Yes it's no one's first choice, but popularity & quality don’t always equate.
🪐 Stop sleeping on Tofu.
🪐 Too many people write it off without actually taking the time to eat it properly.
🪐 Let the character work marinate overnight.
🪐 Yes it's no one's first choice, but popularity & quality don’t always equate.
SERIES 9 (2015) / OYSTERS
🪐 Some people don’t like oysters. They are wrong.
🪐 There’s a refined elegance & status to eating and enjoying oysters.
🪐 Oysters are bisexual.
🪐 Most are filled with pearls. Some are filled with Sand. Focus on the pearls. Never mention the sand.
🪐 Some people don’t like oysters. They are wrong.
🪐 There’s a refined elegance & status to eating and enjoying oysters.
🪐 Oysters are bisexual.
🪐 Most are filled with pearls. Some are filled with Sand. Focus on the pearls. Never mention the sand.
SERIES 10 (2017) / GLUTEN FREE PASTA
🪐 It's good in the way that it's pasta.
🪐 It’s lighter, you don’t get bloated given there's no arc.
🪐 But what's the point to pasta if there's no whiplash?
🪐 I'm committing to carbs, let me feel something other than an overhyped echo.
🪐 It's good in the way that it's pasta.
🪐 It’s lighter, you don’t get bloated given there's no arc.
🪐 But what's the point to pasta if there's no whiplash?
🪐 I'm committing to carbs, let me feel something other than an overhyped echo.
SERIES 11 (2018) / GREEN TEA
🪐 There are strong and valid arguments to be made for it’s detoxing qualities.
🪐 It is good for you, cleans up your insides and offers renewal
🪐 But you can’t avoid the fact that it is basically just cloudy water, especially next to.....
🪐 There are strong and valid arguments to be made for it’s detoxing qualities.
🪐 It is good for you, cleans up your insides and offers renewal
🪐 But you can’t avoid the fact that it is basically just cloudy water, especially next to.....
SERIES 12 (2020) / CADBURY MARVELLOUS CREATIONS
🪐 This is chocolate on steroids. There’s a surprise in every bite. Sensory overload.
🪐 Is this even allowed? It’s so naughty. You love it.
🪐 You can still feel the thrilling buzz of those sweet pop rocks on your lips. Damn.
🪐 This is chocolate on steroids. There’s a surprise in every bite. Sensory overload.
🪐 Is this even allowed? It’s so naughty. You love it.
🪐 You can still feel the thrilling buzz of those sweet pop rocks on your lips. Damn.
