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Donald Trump, March 18:

"THIS
IS
A
VERY
UNFORESEEN
THING.
NOBODY
KNEW
THERE'D
BE
A
PANDEMIC
OF
THIS
PROPORTION.
NOBODY
WOULD
HAVE
EVER
THOUGHT
A
THING
LIKE
THIS
COULD
HAVE
HAPPENED."
"This is a very unforeseen thing.... Nobody knew there’d be a pandemic...of this proportion... Nobody would have ever thought a thing like this could have happened." - Donald Trump, March 18
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