THEM: "A virus is when a foreign agent infiltrates your body and wreaks havoc on the system."
ME: "You mean like a vaccine?"
THEM: "No, I mean a poison."
ME: "So, like swine parts? Injected into the body?"
THEM: "No! That's different. Vaccines don't count."
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ME: "So, you mean, like aluminum shrapnel? Or mercury?"
THEM: "No, that doesn't count either."
ME: "Rat tissue?"
THEM: "Only if it's not inside a vaccine."
ME: "Aborted fetuses parts?"
THEM: "Only if it's not inside a vaccine."
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ME: "Like when 20,000 people got Polio from the vaccine?"
THEM: "Again. That's different."
ME: "Is there a vaccine to protect me from vaccines?"
THEM: "This isn't about you, James. You're ignorant and selfish."
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