He basically has a 13th grade education
This doesn't mean that Mark Meadows is dumb.
But Mark Meadows is dumb.
He doesn't believe in science.
He doesn't believe in climate change and thinks the earth is 6,000 years old.
That's right. The man who will "open up the country also believes dinosaurs went extinct because Noah didn't put any on the ark.
Her daddy's TV show (The Apprentice)
Her daddy's beauty pageant (Miss Teen USA)
Her daddy's charity (The Trump Foundation)
Her daddy's campaign
Bankrupting a newspaper
Not having a security clearance
Getting into Harvard after his father donated $2.5 million which wouldn't be weird if not for 1 thing:
It's probably a coincidence that his dad donated the $$ as soon as Kushner began looking into colleges, according to @propublica .
I personally believe he should be applauded for making the transition from Sesame Street star to White House advisor
He somehow worked his way up from being the son of a partner at Goldman Sach's manager to becoming a partner at Goldman Sachs.
Mnuchin made most of his money buying banks, doing illegal shit, and then selling b4 the feds come in.
(The Federal Reserve has actually hired many black people in the position of "those colored who sweep the floor."
Even though he never ran for office, a rival called him "a champion of big corporations and big money"
Kudlow took it as a compliment
Ross is essentially Mr. Smithers from The Simpsons. He loves to get broke corporations back on their feet by taking from employees. By 1998, he had been involved in 1/3 of the biggest bankruptcies in history.
HE WAS LOSING MONEY RUNNING A CASINO!
He grew up the poor son of a Florida physician and worked in the Reagan administration as an international trade expert.
Seems like the right guy.
Wait... there really are NO DOCTORS on the "Re-Open America" team.
There are literally 2 black doctors ALREADY IN THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION!
But how many black US policymakers do you know with a community college degree? Here's a list of black people with more experience and education who are more qualified to open up the country
Dr. Dolittle (The Eddie Murphy one)
Yolanda Adams (She knows how to open up her heart)
Avon Barksdale (He is a small business owner and a "community organizer,"
Flava Flav (seriously, Mr. Flav is a college grad, meaning he is more educated than Mark Meadows)
Jared from Subway
Marsai Martin (I met her. She's smart AF)
Cardi B. (Like Ivanka, she started on a reality show and made it to the top. Unlike Ivanka, Cardi used her own talent)
As I was saying:
Even though I wouldn’t hire these clowns to run a McDonald’s, here is why we’ll be fine if Trump wants to open up the economy (again, I must switch to all caps)
He didn't shut down a single business
He resisted using the Defense Reauthorization Act to make PPE
He didn't shut down state governments
He didn't even ask governors to shut down states
Not even the WH Press Corps social distancing is bc of him
Part of the problem is that hasn't done anything
But it is also why we don't have to worry about the US opening up too soon (Unless you live in Fla., SC, Miss., Ala., Ark., Louisiana, Tenn., Wisc., or anyplace with an FM country music station)
Guess what happened?
So fret not... When Trump says we are "open for business," the only people who will listen is stupid people.