Might mess around and start calling myself "Dr. Goat" and see if I can get people to have me on TV to expound on serious matters despite a lack of credentials or accomplishments or generous understanding.
Dr. Goat doesn't have time to sit around and wait for a break. Dr. Goat will just claim that Oprah has endorsed him and use deep fakes.
One of Dr. Goat's empowerpiphanies is, it's not a lie if people believe it.
One of Dr. Goat's empowerpiphanies is, it's not a lie if people believe it.
An empowerphipany® is an epiphany that empowers you for cross-functional optimization in a modern world infrastructure.
Every empowerphiphany* is TIGHT
Teachable
Impactful
Grateful
Healthy
Trademarked
(By trademarked, I mean if you have one, it technically belongs to me.)
Every empowerphiphany* is TIGHT
Teachable
Impactful
Grateful
Healthy
Trademarked
(By trademarked, I mean if you have one, it technically belongs to me.)
Dr. Goat can't be bothered to wait for the mail. Vinmo me $500/mo and I will set you up with my empowerpipany subscription box service.
And Dr. Goat loves each and every one of you.
Now here's what you need to do: I want you to download my app and place your fingers on your smartphone's print authentication readers, to allow a one-time fingertip-to-fingertip transfer of positivitude®.
Now here's what you need to do: I want you to download my app and place your fingers on your smartphone's print authentication readers, to allow a one-time fingertip-to-fingertip transfer of positivitude®.
You might think that "generous understanding" is an error and Dr. Goat meant "general understanding" but that's where you're wrong; Dr. Goat doesn't make errors, he creates mistakeatunities.®
I said generous understanding™ and meant it. Concept coined.
I said generous understanding™ and meant it. Concept coined.
This is a wise choice; there's no cap on empowerphiphinal optimization.
Order now and you'll get a free Dr. Goat brand bathmat.
Order now and you'll get a free Dr. Goat brand bathmat.
