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Watching the Original Trilogy with @faneunice and she keeps saying:

“Genetic sexual attraction - it’s a thing!”
Leia: I’d just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
Han: I can arrange that! You could use a good kiss

You know Han is thinking “Wookies are AMAZING kissers!”
Me: WHAT WAS THAT LOOK??

Becca: that look was acknowledging last night
I’ve been spending most of this movie explaining to Han and Leia how adding a baby to this dynamic is a very bad idea
We have now devolved into how angry I will be if they try to name Baby Yoda something that is not Baby Yoda.

I will flip a table
I can't even be mad about Lando though
This scene honestly explains a lot about how I ended up liking the things I like.
Underrated dismemberment tbh
As a kid getting his hand cut off and losing his light saber registered way more than this part.

How can a robot be his father?
Becca is being very smug right now
Do all my favorites eventually lose a hand??? AM I JUST REALIZING THIS NOW?
This how I feel when my boyfriend is frozen in carbonite and sold to a bounty hunter so like I can understand BOTH of their pain
Folks we have moved on to Jedi
9 year old me in the movie theater: I KNEW IT
Becca: you were 10
Me: I promise you I was not
Becca: I was 12 and you were 10
*looks up date*
Becca: HOLY SHIT IT WAS 83!
Me: I WAS 8 I WAS A LITTLE KID
Becca: no wonder I loved Ewoks so much!
8 year old me: Am I into Luke Skywalker like A LOT right now?
This honestly terrified me so much
Luke has really gotten better at all of this stuff, good for him I'm so proud
I'm so proud of all my children right now
Still your sister
Luke: Leia is my sister
Force Ghost Ben: Your insight serves you well

But did it Ben? DID IT REALLY?
Fuck all adults who panned this, but murderous teddy bears were the high point of my childhood
Truly the high point of cinematic comedy, my friends, never to be outdone
Luke: You're wrong, Leia. You have that power too. In time you'll learn to use it as I have. The Force is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it and... my sister has it. Yes. It's you, Leia.
Leia: I know. Somehow, I've always known.

Really? SO YOU BOTH KNEW?
This is just setting up Baby's First Hurt/Comfort, tbh. I appreciate the effort though
Han: I love you
Leia: I know

YES! #LeiaRights #staychildfree #onlyraisedroids #trustme
So, I'm like super into Luke Skywalker Image
SUPER Disappointed as a kid at this reveal
TFW you find out you've been dating twins
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Next up: EVERYONE DIES

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Jul 18, 2021
Hello Twitter, I'm recovering from a stomach bug and feel the need to do something while doing nothing but sipping this ginger lemon tea so have a CQL post-canon twitterfic designed specifically to make me (and of course @faneunice originally) feel better
Featuring:
🐶Transformation Curses
🐶Animal Rescuer Jin Ling
🐶Yunmeng Reconciliation
🐶Wangxian Background
🐶Emotional Truths
🐶My Favorite Characters Are Not Allowed to Die (destination ChengQing, as is my right and duty)
🐶A Very Good Boy
🐶The Jiang Cheng Happiness Agenda
Content Note: the characters use alcohol very much as they do in canon. Also, two characters kiss while drinking but it is very much consensual
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That Awkward Moment when you are talking about one husband to the other husband and that husband interrupts & also knows you are totally talking about him and also you are so whipped Lan Xichen and I feel like Hot Daddy would be disappointed in you but instead he's just resigned
Someone needs to sit Lan Xichen down and explain when you have a terrible feeling in your gut like this, it's a warning sign and red flags are not collector's items -- they are RED FLAGS
part of me wonders which face is real, too? I'm like Hot Daddy in that way - is it this total cool placid sociopath thing Meng Yao has going right now? Is it something else? Does he contain multitudes? Is he just chaotic weaponized dimples?
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Sep 20, 2020
So far on The Untamed:

We had the most dramatic death scene ever, One Beautiful But Audacious Back From the Dead and Possibly (!) Evil(?) Dude hiding from his Tragic Widow Husband only to be revealed by his flute and a wrist grasp of recognition that is truly gasp inducing
THEN we flash back to their meet cute where Wei Wuxian is like “I hate you, you uptight fuddy duddy” at Lan Wangji (Tragic Widow Dude pre Tragic Widow), finds out that Lan Wangji did one *slightly* nice thing and is suddenly “DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?”
Lan Wangji is not amused. You can tell by how he doesn’t move his face
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My mission was to get @faneunice to watch the first ep of The Untamed because I feel like Wei Wuxian is her exact type of disaster:

Becca: Idk if he’s evil but I would die for him so it’s fine if he is

Me: that was fast!

Becca: He’s ridiculous, how long should it take?
Umm and somehow @sweetestdrain ends up an episode ahead of me and I get this message:

“HE’S A DARCY
OH, NO WEI WUXIAN IS ELIZABETH BENNETT
THIS FLASHBACK IS RUINING MY LIFE

do I need to watch that wrist grab again”

So I’m super excited to start ep 3 tomorrow
Also I’m gonna go watch the wrist grab again
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Jun 21, 2020
Your daily reminder (from me) to go check out the auction - a lot of talent in one place coming together because black lives matter

So many different fanworks/services being offered - I’m here to talk about the vids, though (as per usual)
Some of you might be kind of puzzled about how the process works “what do I do with a vidder if I win their services?” (and some of you have had an idea storyboarded for 10 years, lol).

There are a lot of different way to approach this
As an example I’ve completed 2 commissioned/auction vids in the last year

You can say “I want this song and I want x to happen and I want it to be this POV and also I want Arthur Dayne in it I know he only shows up once in the series, MAKE IT WORK”

archiveofourown.org/works/20440025
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Jun 20, 2020
Friends the auction is live at equalityauction.dreamwidth.org/1523.html

Head there for over 100 offers of fanworks including fic, art, podfic, beta and more

If you’re reading a tweet of mine you probably are interested in/know about/desperately want a fanvid! If so you are in luck!
Our first fanvidder available is @Bonibaru - she’s offering The Untamed, Yuri on Ice, Guardian, HIStory3: Trapped, and possibly more.

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Up next is @lithiumdoll who is offering MCU, Leverage, Person of Interest, Highlander the Series, Farscape, FInal Space and is also open to potentially more sources

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