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After that Stelter tweet, we need to review the acceptable reasons for a man to cry. There are only 5:
1) Immediate family member dies
2) Watching "Rudy"
3) The cat knocked over your whiskey
4) You've been stabbed in the stomach
5) Your son hit his first home run in little league
I will allow other "proud dad" crying episodes, but you have to limit yourself to a maximum of three (3) for your entire life. So be selective.
The anti-Rudy comments on this thread are outrageous and may cause me to add a sixth acceptable reason for a man to cry
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