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Rey Niima is known for her silly โday in the lifeโ vlogs and staying true to her peacekeeping omega self - but when Kylo Ren, an Alpha famous for his brutal takedowns, makes her the subject of his latest video...
She decides itโs high time to fight back.
Rey Niima is known for her silly โday in the lifeโ vlogs and staying true to her peacekeeping omega self - but when Kylo Ren, an Alpha famous for his brutal takedowns, makes her the subject of his latest video...
She decides itโs high time to fight back.
1. Introductions
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3. Some fans chime in
4. Rey โNo Sleep Scheduleโ Niima makes her appearance.
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6. Omegas stick together ๐ช๐ป
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8. Kaydel pulling no punches ๐๐ป
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10. OOPโ
11. Finn came through with numbers
12. After (another) sleepless night of filming and editing an uncharacteristically shady video, fueled by equal parts almond milk latte and spite, Rey finally makes her opinion known to the public.
13. The YouTube community waits with bated breath for Kylo Ren to address the multiple brutal scalpings he received from a certain omega vlog squad.
Itโs not a response to Reyโs video like everyone had been hoping, but is nonetheless meme worthy.
Itโs not a response to Reyโs video like everyone had been hoping, but is nonetheless meme worthy.
14. Several hours later.
Nothing quite strikes fear into an Alphaโs heart like their mother saying this.
Nothing quite strikes fear into an Alphaโs heart like their mother saying this.
15. Back an hour, before the Phone Callโข๏ธ
16. โNovemberโs in seven months. Can you at least try to stay out of headlines until reelections? You know how much my job means to me.โ
โWell, this is MY job,โ he snaps.
He hears a scoff on the other line.
โItโs a job to humiliate omegas on camera?โ
โItโs not that serious.โ
โWell, this is MY job,โ he snaps.
He hears a scoff on the other line.
โItโs a job to humiliate omegas on camera?โ
โItโs not that serious.โ
17. โThat girl is twenty years old, Ben. I taught you better. Words cut deep when youโre that young. What were you trying to prove?โ She pauses, huffing out an exasperated breath. โDo you like her?โ
โShe means fuck all to me.โ
Maybe if he repeats it enough, itโll become true.
โShe means fuck all to me.โ
Maybe if he repeats it enough, itโll become true.
18. She doesnโt sound convinced.
โShe must mean *something* if you made a 20 minute video about her.โ
He stifles a curse. โHanging up now. Talk to you in another six months. Or maybe not. I donโt care.โ
Not five minutes after ending the call, he gets 2 more unwelcome texts.
โShe must mean *something* if you made a 20 minute video about her.โ
He stifles a curse. โHanging up now. Talk to you in another six months. Or maybe not. I donโt care.โ
Not five minutes after ending the call, he gets 2 more unwelcome texts.
19. WELP. So much for ending this drama quietly, Kyle.
20.
21. Reyโs empathy rears its head...
22. ...And lands her into even more trouble ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ
23. Thatโs it for tonight ๐
Thank you to everyone who โplayed alongโ with the #weloveyoureyniima hashtag...it gave me a good laugh ๐
@villainouschild @Val_eris @weIIingtonkiss
Thank you to everyone who โplayed alongโ with the #weloveyoureyniima hashtag...it gave me a good laugh ๐
@villainouschild @Val_eris @weIIingtonkiss
26. Well that went swimmingly!
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30. ๐ฌ
(i canโt count lmao so this one is actually # 30)
30. The least vile tweet that Snoke came up with
30. The least vile tweet that Snoke came up with
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34. ๐ Content warning for the photo ๐
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36. ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป
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38. The video stays up for approximately three hours - long enough for stans and haters alike to save it for reuploading.
Then Kylo Renโs channel and his entire online presence disappear altogether.
Then Kylo Renโs channel and his entire online presence disappear altogether.
see yโall tomorrow ๐
39. Rey is staying booked and busy but still has that beloved quirkiness (and terrible sleep schedule)
40. No one still has any idea about what happened to Kylo Ren (even Jannah, who knows his real name). Heโs completely vanished off the face of the internet.
This has sparked countless theories, some of them more true than others.
This has sparked countless theories, some of them more true than others.
41. Love is in the air for some
42. Others are still focused on the past (and trying to perfect their own almond milk latte recipe, ever since their favorite coffee shop closed down)
43. Poe Dameron isnโt the only newcomer winning the hearts of subscribers left and right. MyShittyKitchen, a nameless (and faceless) YouTuber, posts endearingly bad recipe attempts.
A good chunk of the fanbase seems to be obsessed with ShittyKitchenโs very large hands.
A good chunk of the fanbase seems to be obsessed with ShittyKitchenโs very large hands.
44. Reyโs become a fan, too, and is more than willing to help brainstorm future video ideas
(Her willingness has NOTHING to do with wanting to see ShittyKitchenโs muscles strain as he squeezes milk through cheesecloth.)
(Her willingness has NOTHING to do with wanting to see ShittyKitchenโs muscles strain as he squeezes milk through cheesecloth.)
45.
46. ๐คญ
47.
48. A glow-up for the omega legion but everyoneโs still as close as ever
49. A discovery is made
50.
51. Cue internal screaming by a certain big-handed Alpha.
52. Heโs still riding the high of her replying to his Twitter post when he receives the DM.
He reads over it several times, hands shaking, hardly able to believe it.
โFuck.โ
Fingers hovering over his phoneโs keyboard, he lets out a nervous exhale and starts to type back.
He reads over it several times, hands shaking, hardly able to believe it.
โFuck.โ
Fingers hovering over his phoneโs keyboard, he lets out a nervous exhale and starts to type back.
53. Reyโs lip is raw from nibbling on it so much, anxiously waiting for a reply.
When she gets one, it makes her stomach flutter and a stupid grin erupt on her face.
Except...what now? How can she keep this going?
Sucking in a breath, she decides to try this flirting thing.
When she gets one, it makes her stomach flutter and a stupid grin erupt on her face.
Except...what now? How can she keep this going?
Sucking in a breath, she decides to try this flirting thing.
54. Rey โAm I Doing This Flirting Thing Rightโ Niima has NO idea of the reaction sheโs just caused.
55. Two (very different ๐ฅต) freak outs, both captured in message form ๐
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57. Ben wipes the sweat from his brow and glances to the (very ruined) pair of boxers at the foot of his bed.
Heโs still hard, but at least itโs not unbearable.
โYouโre so fucked up,โ he snarls to himself, sending back a string of texts.
57. Ben wipes the sweat from his brow and glances to the (very ruined) pair of boxers at the foot of his bed.
Heโs still hard, but at least itโs not unbearable.
โYouโre so fucked up,โ he snarls to himself, sending back a string of texts.
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60.
There are still a few seats available for an early morning flight to Orlando, Florida tomorrow.
Heโs never, ever seen the appeal of Playlist Live before.
Heโs never wanted to go.
Until now.
โThis is a bad fucking idea,โ Ben mutters, clicking the โpurchaseโ button.
There are still a few seats available for an early morning flight to Orlando, Florida tomorrow.
Heโs never, ever seen the appeal of Playlist Live before.
Heโs never wanted to go.
Until now.
โThis is a bad fucking idea,โ Ben mutters, clicking the โpurchaseโ button.
61.
62. Hmmm ๐ง
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65.
66. You can still see the rising panic in Kaydelโs eyes but sheโs got a great smokey eye lewk going on ๐
67.
68. Hello naughty readers itโs Sadness Time
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70. Despite everything else going on, our plucky omega heroine puts on a happy face for her panel that afternoon.
71.
72. Oh, Rey ๐
73. He shouldnโt have done this.
Heโd flown all the way to Florida just for a chance to see her, to talk to her.
But itโs glaringly obvious now, even if he explained himself, she still wouldnโt want anything to do with him.
So heโs packing up and leaving.
This was a mistake.
Heโd flown all the way to Florida just for a chance to see her, to talk to her.
But itโs glaringly obvious now, even if he explained himself, she still wouldnโt want anything to do with him.
So heโs packing up and leaving.
This was a mistake.
74. This morning, Rey had found a back elevator and snuck down to a late brunch without running into ANYONE, and it had been glorious.
No YouTubers, no fans. No people.
She uses the same one now, tucked away in a little corner on the first floor.
No YouTubers, no fans. No people.
She uses the same one now, tucked away in a little corner on the first floor.
75. Pressing the elevator button four times, she watches the number overhead descend.
4...3...2...1
Thereโs a quiet ding as the doors open and Rey rushes insideโ only to crash into someone.
A very strong, very solid, very BIG someone โ big enough to make her lose her balance.
4...3...2...1
Thereโs a quiet ding as the doors open and Rey rushes insideโ only to crash into someone.
A very strong, very solid, very BIG someone โ big enough to make her lose her balance.
76. Ben smells bubblegum.
Bubblegum and cake and...something else, something so fucking potent and delectable his mouth waters, but that thought abruptly leaves him as a blur of red and orange barrels into the elevator, knocking right into him.
Bubblegum and cake and...something else, something so fucking potent and delectable his mouth waters, but that thought abruptly leaves him as a blur of red and orange barrels into the elevator, knocking right into him.
77. Itโs an instinct, the way he reaches out to gather the smaller form into his arms before they topple over, andโ
And he smells it again. The candy sweetness. So strong, so intense, he staggers.
And then, furiously whispered by a voice, eerily familiar and feminine:
โYOU!โ
And he smells it again. The candy sweetness. So strong, so intense, he staggers.
And then, furiously whispered by a voice, eerily familiar and feminine:
โYOU!โ
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81. Rey changes out of her dress in her hotel room, hands shaking.
Why had she done that? Why had he? Why had they?
It doesnโt matter. It canโt - wonโt - ever happen again, she tells herself, drawing an ice cold shower. Sheโs in a hurry but she needs *something* to cool down
Why had she done that? Why had he? Why had they?
It doesnโt matter. It canโt - wonโt - ever happen again, she tells herself, drawing an ice cold shower. Sheโs in a hurry but she needs *something* to cool down
82. The shower doesnโt work. Neither does standing in front of the A/C, blasting herself with cold air, holding a wet washcloth to her overheated face.
She feels feverish, like when she goes into heat โ except her next one isnโt for another three months. She can rule that out.
She feels feverish, like when she goes into heat โ except her next one isnโt for another three months. She can rule that out.
83. Itโs getting very close to 6 when she grudgingly accepts the fact that at the very least, she needs to lie down until she feels better.
Sheโll have to miss Rose and Jannahโs Q&A, but sheโs in no state to socialize. Besides, *he* might still be down there, looking for her.
Sheโll have to miss Rose and Jannahโs Q&A, but sheโs in no state to socialize. Besides, *he* might still be down there, looking for her.
84. Rey canโt go out... *cough cough* sheโs โsickโ ๐
85. As symptoms get a *little* bit more interesting, Rey sets out to discover all the things! ๐ต๐ปโโ๏ธ
She Googles the phenomenon known as spontaneous heat for approximately two (2) minutes, but promptly passes the f*ck out. Medical jargonโs a helluva sleeping pill.
She Googles the phenomenon known as spontaneous heat for approximately two (2) minutes, but promptly passes the f*ck out. Medical jargonโs a helluva sleeping pill.
86. Meanwhile...
87. Spotted: one panicked Alpha in full view of con guests, resorting to desperate but ultimately unsuccessful measures to find a certain omega in a 28-floor hotel
88. He regrets not running after her, not following her when she fled โ to another elevator, presumably. If he had, at least heโd know what floor she went up to.
Instead heโs having to stop at each one.
By the 4th floor, heโs thoroughly winded. By the 6th, heโs fucking pissed.
Instead heโs having to stop at each one.
By the 4th floor, heโs thoroughly winded. By the 6th, heโs fucking pissed.
89. Not at her. Never at her. Heโs angry at himself.
He triggered his rut - and almost certainly triggered her heat. Hell, heโd popped a fucking knot in that elevator just by kissing her. But heโd been too drunk on her, too stupid, to realize that wasnโt normal for him.
He triggered his rut - and almost certainly triggered her heat. Hell, heโd popped a fucking knot in that elevator just by kissing her. But heโd been too drunk on her, too stupid, to realize that wasnโt normal for him.
90. By the twentieth floor with no success, Benโs ready to punch a hole in the stairwellโs concrete wall, and heโs seriously considering doing just that once he gets his damn breath back.
But then a message from her finally, FINALLY, comes in.
But then a message from her finally, FINALLY, comes in.
91. She knows itโs him. She knows.
The โbabyโ had convinced her.
She can still hear his low, rumbling voice calling her that. How it spoke to a hidden part of her, made her blood sing.
Yes, she knows itโs him.
But in this moment...she doesnโt care. Thereโs anger,
The โbabyโ had convinced her.
She can still hear his low, rumbling voice calling her that. How it spoke to a hidden part of her, made her blood sing.
Yes, she knows itโs him.
But in this moment...she doesnโt care. Thereโs anger,
92. steadily returning to her โ but something stronger is winning out and controlling her emotions.
A need.
An undeniable, unavoidable need.
For him.
And when she receives 3 more replies, when just *reading* them makes her whole body ache...she knows what she has to do
A need.
An undeniable, unavoidable need.
For him.
And when she receives 3 more replies, when just *reading* them makes her whole body ache...she knows what she has to do
93.๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐
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96. ๐
97. ๐
98. Oh no ๐
99. ๐
100. ๐
(quite possibly the most explicit thing iโve ever written, goodbye ๐ญ๐)
(quite possibly the most explicit thing iโve ever written, goodbye ๐ญ๐)
101. Oopsies
102. He feels her stiffen on top of him, and he swears his own heart stops beating too.
Fuck.
Theyโre caught.
Not just that. Theyโre knotted.
Thereโs no way out of this.
โBite me,โ she whispers.
He looks up at her, shocked. โWhat?โ
She presents her neck. โDo it. Now!โ
Fuck.
Theyโre caught.
Not just that. Theyโre knotted.
Thereโs no way out of this.
โBite me,โ she whispers.
He looks up at her, shocked. โWhat?โ
She presents her neck. โDo it. Now!โ
103. He doesnโt think, doesnโt wait. His omega told him to bite her โ so he does. In the ensuing chaos, he understands why.
Her friends charge in, furious and screaming, the women holding up their heels as weapons, the man his fists.
But they stop, suddenly. Scenting the air.
Her friends charge in, furious and screaming, the women holding up their heels as weapons, the man his fists.
But they stop, suddenly. Scenting the air.
104. The fight leaves them comically fast, replaced by utter confusion.
The friends stand there, gawping at them locked together. They have no choice but to stare back, equal parts mortified and defiant.
โDid you - are you-โ The man splutters, disbelieving. โAre you MATING?!โ
The friends stand there, gawping at them locked together. They have no choice but to stare back, equal parts mortified and defiant.
โDid you - are you-โ The man splutters, disbelieving. โAre you MATING?!โ
105. Thereโs an unspoken rule everyone learns from a young age:
A bond between a mated pair is sacred, not to be threatened in any way. It goes against every natural instinct to do so. Hell, even betas get that.
So when Ben and Rey shout โYES!!โ in tandem โ no one says a thing
A bond between a mated pair is sacred, not to be threatened in any way. It goes against every natural instinct to do so. Hell, even betas get that.
So when Ben and Rey shout โYES!!โ in tandem โ no one says a thing
106. Another rule, not as widely known:
Newly mated Alphas are territorial of their mate - sometimes to the extreme.
Other Alphas know to steer clear.
Except if youโre Poe, excitedly dashing into an unknown hotel room, eager to see a fight you heard was going to take place.
Newly mated Alphas are territorial of their mate - sometimes to the extreme.
Other Alphas know to steer clear.
Except if youโre Poe, excitedly dashing into an unknown hotel room, eager to see a fight you heard was going to take place.
108. It was a sprained ankle from falling on your thick ass but okay, Poe
109. Till tomorrow ๐คฃ
110. ๐
Totally normal things to Google at 6am the next day while youโre trapped in the embrace of a slumbering human furnace
Totally normal things to Google at 6am the next day while youโre trapped in the embrace of a slumbering human furnace
111. When you disappear for five (5) minutes to investigate the garden tub in the Airbnb bathroom this is what happens ๐ฅบ๐๐ป๐๐ป
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113.
114. Ruh roh
(sorry i keep deleting tweets iโm a mess tonight ๐)
(sorry i keep deleting tweets iโm a mess tonight ๐)
115. Oof
116.
117. ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
118.
119. HOPE IS NOT LOST!! โฅ๏ธ
120.
121. Ben sighs, rubbing a hand down his face. โShit. Iโm sorry. Iโm sorry I didnโt tell you sooner. I meant to last night, before...โ He sighs again, knocking quietly on the bathroom door. โItโs Ben. Thatโs my real name. But you can call me anything. That doesnโt matter. You do.โ
122. Heโs expecting a fight. Not telling your mate your real name is...yeah. Yikes. He wouldnโt blame her for getting angry.
But she just opens the door, slowly, staring up at him with weepy eyes.
After a moment, she wipes at her tears, smiling. โBen...Ben is a nice name.โ
But she just opens the door, slowly, staring up at him with weepy eyes.
After a moment, she wipes at her tears, smiling. โBen...Ben is a nice name.โ
123. โHow did you know I was telling the truth?โ he asks her later, holding her close. โYouโve known your friends way longer than me. How can you trust me so much so soon?โ
She doesnโt answer for awhile, and heโs almost certain sheโs asleep, but then:
โBecause youโre my mate.โ
She doesnโt answer for awhile, and heโs almost certain sheโs asleep, but then:
โBecause youโre my mate.โ
124. Two weeks later.
Rey seriously debated not using a horribly unphotogenic filter on her thumbnail for ONCE.
...Until Ben passed by her computer while she was editing, took one look at the normal thumbnail and said โFuck that, youโre Rey Niima.โ
Rey seriously debated not using a horribly unphotogenic filter on her thumbnail for ONCE.
...Until Ben passed by her computer while she was editing, took one look at the normal thumbnail and said โFuck that, youโre Rey Niima.โ
125. An OG fan chimes in
126. And a hater...
(repost bc i canโt twitter right)
127. A few hours later, amidst the collective YouTube meltdown, ShittyKitchen himself drops a (60 minute) video with yearsโ worth of receipts about a certain social media manager.
127. A few hours later, amidst the collective YouTube meltdown, ShittyKitchen himself drops a (60 minute) video with yearsโ worth of receipts about a certain social media manager.
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130. A new group chat is formed.
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135. Another day, another bouquet of flowers.
136.๐ฉ๐ปโ๐คโ๐ฉ๐พ๐
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138.
139. A plant gift arrives in lieu of flowers the next day ๐ฑ
140. At Reyโs behest, Ben reaches out to someone he should have a long time ago.
141.
142. When yet ANOTHER plant arrives the following day, Rey takes a guess and reaches out to the one person whoโs been suspiciously silent lately.
144. Snoke has had an interesting year...
145. So have Jannah and Rose ๐
146. Love is blooming everywhere, in fact. Some express it through song...
147. And others express it by sensually squeezing raw almond milk through cheesecloth for that one very special subscriber.
148. ๐๐๐ ๐ด๐๐
that is it my friends!!! thank you to everyone whoโs followed along ๐ญโฅ๏ธ your support means so much!
i want to give a special shoutout to @reylocanoncrumb @theriseofswolo @bensoloswhore and @WRD72615129 for creating such amazing art for this fic โฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธ iโll link to each one below!
i want to give a special shoutout to @reylocanoncrumb @theriseofswolo @bensoloswhore and @WRD72615129 for creating such amazing art for this fic โฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธ iโll link to each one below!
and last but not least, @WRD72615129โs take on Benโs Alpha Rampage (poeโs shirt took me out ๐๐๐)
