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𝙏𝙤: 𝙈𝙧. 𝙏𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙈𝙖𝙣 🤳🏻
(𝒶 𝒹𝒶𝒹𝒹𝓎 𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝓁𝑒𝑔𝓈 𝒶𝓊)

Rey receives a weird anonymous note one day with an even weirder request: someone wants to pay (in full!) for her college tuition.

The stranger’s only stipulation?

She has to text them every single day.

it begins...

find a best friend who threatens you then pumps you up like rose does

interesting penmanship 👀

rose has a point...

tico shade game: 💯

the audacity

someone is eager

last one for tonight. stay tuned! ✌🏻

we love to see some not-so-subtle flexing

galaxy brain rose tico

a plan is hatched 👀

bright and early the next day...☀️

bazine is over these 5am work texts

meanwhile, detectives tico and johnson are on the case 🕵🏻‍♀️🕵🏻‍♀️

a discovery has been made, but a wrong one 🤣

after much deliberation and hand-wringing, Tragic Bi decides to send a text to the (presumed) sugar momma

i think we can all agree that rose tico

whatcha doin there with your stranger’s contact info, rey? 👀

bond villain attempts a boomer joke

good thing rey changed this text’s wording around 🤭

((inspo/credit goes to @driverrsbitch for this ‘backspacing on an unsent text’ plot device thing 😄❤️))

👀👀👀👀👀 oop

this warrants a closer look 🔎 rey’s practicing her, ahem...due diligence and all that

the duality of (wo)man

search your feelings, rey, you know what to do

rey said “fuck email”

that feeling when you’ve already broken rule # 4 by texting your best friend about bond villain 🌚

final answer 👁👄👁

see y’all tomorrow 😉❤️

𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝟏 - 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬.

☺️☺️☺️

a reaction that never was. what do you think he wanted to pick? 👀

𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝟒 - 𝐀 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞.

👴🏻🐶

learning is fun 🤓

things he almost did: That

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

rose to the rescue

🔞🔞🔞

((no obligation to read if you’d prefer no smut - just consider this supplementary material))

that’s it for tonight! ❤️

𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝟏𝟏 - 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐄𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫.

pray for him

🎂🎂🎂

would you follow rose on social media y/y?

*heavy breathing*

((i hate to leave it here for now but my bf got me food so i’m over at his for a couple hours love y’all!!))

last one for tonight. clowns, both of them 🤡

𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝟏𝟐 - 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬.

rose is that you 👀

meanwhile Ben:

((also now up on ao3: archiveofourown.org/works/22483267…))

🔞🔞🔞

((sorry for the delay!))

🔞🔞🔞

🔞🔞🔞

*dodges rotten tomatoes*

🤡🤡🤡

👀👀👀

𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝟏𝟑 - 𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠.

king of reactions strikes again

😳

🐶♥️

last one for tonight. stay tuned! 🥰

“school stuff”

he’s at it again

meanwhile rey...

not technically part of the story but if you needed a more visual representation of how these two are preparing for The Date:

a peek at rose’s phone 😆🔞

our tragic bi contacts intimidatingly hot assistant with a desperate plea

they’re both idiots, your honor

🥳🧁

((the first draft of this was made using voice-to-text on my phone as i was stuck in traffic today. shame? i don’t know her))

🎀🍰🎀

🔞🔞🔞

((who else had an embarrassing crush on a disney character? 🙈))

🔞🔞🔞

if you needed a visual of where ben lives 🤴🏻🏰

ben’s pulling a hilary duff and 🎶coming clean🎶

🔞🔞🔞

((i swear i’m not intentionally edging y’all with these sporadic updates, i’m just extremely busy with my new job 😆😭 the end is in sight, i promise!))

🔞🔞🔞

HIM EAT

🔞🔞🔞

((back to the texting! i may or may not write part 2 of this after i complete the fic and upload to ao3 😆))

rose needs ANSWERS

𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝟏𝟒 - 𝐒𝐨 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐋𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐥𝐲...

𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝟓𝟎𝟎 - 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫

𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝟖𝟔𝟓 - 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐧𝐝.

that’s it, my friends! thank you all SOOO much for reading this story. i’ve loved interacting with all of you. your support means the world to me 😭💗

if you enjoyed this text fic, please consider visiting my ao3 to read more of my writing:

archiveofourown.org/users/fettucci…