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@TheMossadIL
Apr 23, 2020 • 8 tweets • 5 min read • Read on X
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Hello agents! We have a fresh batch of "How To Tweet Like a Palestinian".

Thank you Agent @Israellycool for the hard work.

israellycool.com/2020/04/22/pai… Image
More lies. Image
And more lies. Image
Wait! There's more!
israellycool.com/2020/05/10/pal… ImageImage
We can do this all day.
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To commemorate #nakba72. Fatah's official Facebook page uses one of the fake photos exposed above.

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Gaza ≠ Syria
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Sep 16
🚨 The Actual Literal Terrorists Behind Sumud

Everyone you see taking selfies on the Sumud Flotilla is a puppet with social media clout being put to use by Hamas & Muslim Brotherhood terrorists. Greta and her merry crew of skippers and sailors are the dictionary definition of useful idiots.

Check out this thread. 🧵Image
You’ve seen the clips: Greta rocking the terror scarf, her once-innocent scowl now spitting out lines about erasing a country. She’s gone full-blown jihad.

And here’s why: the “Global Sumud Flotilla” is a Hamas–Muslim Brotherhood joint venture.

It's as if Al-Qaeda came out with their own version of Burning Man—except, the goal is another October 7 where they will actually burn men (and everyone else).
The operation runs on three “axes” (their word, not mine):

• Civil: BDS front groups staging port protests.
• International: Global March to Gaza, fundraising, influencer networks.
• Religious: Muslim Brotherhood clerics blessing it as “holy resistance.”

Translation: jihad with catering and the occasional Ibiza dance party.

(photo edited for Quds News)Image
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Sep 10
🚨 BOMBSHELL: Newly uncovered Hamas internal documents prove what Israel has been saying for years—hospitals in Gaza are not neutral.

They are strategic assets in Hamas’s terror network.

While they spent the last 2 years lying to your faces - @NGOmonitor just exposed official Hamas documents that prove they used hospitals as strategic terror bases.Image
The Hamas Ministry of Health openly admits in its own papers:

🟢 Hospitals are gathering spots for wounded fighters.
🟢 “Wounded” often = operatives in sensitive resistance positions.
🟢 Senior Hamas leaders use hospitals as meeting hubs during escalation. Image
It gets worse. Hamas placed “neutral” aid groups inside these terror hubs:

🔴 The Red Cross was stationed in a wing of Shifa Hospital right next to Hamas offices.
🔴 Doctors Without Borders (MSF) used a Hamas secure comms line inside Rafah’s Abu Youssef al-Najjar Hospital. Image
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Aug 22
On Aug 22, the IPC declared “famine” in Gaza City.

Let’s be clear: yes, there are hungry people in Gaza. That is tragic, and no one should minimize their suffering.

But the question is: who is responsible — and who is being blamed?
The IPC report assigns blame to Israel. That’s upside down.

Israel is the only actor in history to feed civilians of an enemy territory — in the middle of a war — while Hamas starves our hostages.

Meanwhile, the UN agencies whose job it is to collect and distribute food trucks often leave them sitting at the crossings.

And Hamas? They steal, hoard, and resell the aid — while building tunnels under hospitals and schools instead of feeding their people.Image
The data matters too.

July’s complete child malnutrition survey (15,749 kids) showed rates below famine threshold.

IPC ignored it, relying instead on a smaller, outdated sample that made the numbers look worse.

They even claimed “hidden” hunger deaths — while their own cited figure (≈6/day) is 30x lower than the famine threshold.

This isn’t science. It’s a BS loaded headline.
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Aug 11
Now, just because Anas Jamal Mahmoud al-Sharif was a member of the Northern Brigade artillery battalion, 2nd artillery company, rocket department, 2nd launch team, 2nd team, soldier of the 3rd rank doesn't necessarily mean he wasn't a journalist. Image
OK, OK. He WAS listed as a "fighter" in Hamas documents and received injuries while fighting, but he still owned a press vest which he was regularly photographed in. Image
OK, SURE, he was listed in the phone directory for Hamas Nukhba terrorists who participated in the October 7 massacre, but he had dreams! Image
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Jun 23
How was our day today?

Well...

1. This was the Thar-Allah Headquarters: Main headquarters reporting to the IRGC Image
This is what it looks like now.
2. This was the “Sayyed al-Shuhada” Corps: Also reporting to the IRGC and entrusted with homeland defense, including the suppression of “internal threats.” (i.e. women with their hair exposed and people who want to listen to music on the radio) Image
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Jun 13
💥 Now this is how we roll 💥
MOSSAD OPERATIONS IN IRAN REVEALED

The Mossad spy agency can now reveal footage showing its actions against Iranian air defenses and ballistic missile launchers in Iran this morning.

🧵1/4
According to an Israeli official, the Mossad built a secret explosive drone base in Iran for this morning's operation.

🧵2/4
The drones were used to strike ballistic missile launchers at a base near Tehran, preventing Iran from firing projectiles at Israel as this morning's strikes began.

🧵3/4
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