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For the duration of Swords of Iron to defeat Hamas terrorists, we're sharing up to date information. Also, memes. 🇮🇱 https://t.co/lC2D0o2v3N
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May 8 6 tweets 1 min read
This is an amazingly well written letter by Jewish students at @Columbia describing their experiences over the last 7 months.

Please read it all.

I have summarized key points below but it doesn't do the full letter justice.

@ShaiDavidai

docs.google.com/document/u/1/d… 1. Clarification of their identity: Jewish students at Columbia University assert their right to speak for themselves and reject others who claim to represent their experiences and values.
May 7 7 tweets 1 min read
Issues college students say are most important to them:

The conflict in the Middle East - dead last at 13%

Despite the headlines. NOBODY CARES. Only 8% of college students participated on either side of the protests.
Apr 7 11 tweets 3 min read
Some stats from the @IDF, six months into the operation:

Reserve Duty:
300,000 reservists have been enlisted since the beginning of the war.

Gender Breakdown:
♀️ 17%
♂️ 83%

Age Breakdown:
20's: 45%
30's: 32%
40's: 15%
50's: 6%
60's: 2% Published Fallen Soldiers: 🕯️

600 since Oct. 7, 2023
256 since the beginning of ground operations (Oct. 27, 2023).

41 fallen soldiers as a result of operational accidents:

Friendly fire: 20
Irregular fire: 5
Accidental (weapons, car accidents): 16

Current situation of hospitalized personnel 🏨:

Mild: 57
Moderate: 188
Severe: 27

Injured Personnel Since the Beginning of the War 🤕 : 3188

Mild: 1842
Moderate: 849
Severe: 497

Injured Personnel Since the Beginning of Ground Operations in Gaza (Oct 27, 2023) 🤕: 1550

Mild: 716
Moderate: 516
Severe: 318
Apr 1 6 tweets 3 min read
A VERY productive 2-week campaign at Shifa "hospital" has been completed. Here is the highlight reel.

Thank you @IDF!! ❤️🇮🇱💪 Maternity ward, ER, hospital management buildings... just a few places the enemy was hiding weapons and using civilian cover. Image
Jan 7 9 tweets 4 min read
🧵 Thread of @UNRWA complicity in terror activities in Gaza:

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Dec 11, 2023: IDF located sacks marked with UNRWA logos. These are the weapons that were found inside them. Image 2/
Dec 9, 2023: Terrorists taking shelter and shooting from an UNRWA school.
Nov 13, 2023 15 tweets 6 min read
This image was shared by @UN. Obviously directed at IDF activities in the Gaza Strip.

IDF takes extreme precautions, often to its own strategic detriment, regarding all these things. None of these are EVER a target for the IDF.

🧵 Image "🇮🇱 Babies are #NotATarget"

Hamas murdered scores of babies. Tortured them. Burned them. Mutilated them. Beheaded them.

Hamas is holding a baby hostage. He's 10 months old and his name is Kfir.

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Oct 2, 2023 18 tweets 2 min read
An Antisemite's Guide to How to Respond to an Israeli Twitter User: Make sure you set your notifications to let you know every time they tweet so you can troll even the most mundane tweets about breakfast.
Sep 29, 2023 50 tweets 6 min read
Roger Waters doesn't have an antisemitic bone in his body. He has 206. And here are 206 antisemitic acts or statements he has said. 1. Compared the accidental death of a journalist covering a shootout between Islamic Jihad terrorists and IDF to Anne Frank.
Mar 31, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
Hi Twitter. We're going away for a bit. We hope we gave you a little corner of the internet to laugh and learn and cry. During the last 6 years this account actually influenced other official Israeli channels to add humour to their social media. We want to keep that going. On the other hand, like every corner of the internet, twitter has naturally & unavoidably become a place of toxic hate. From both sides of the conflict. I have been guilty of that myself even though the purpose of this account was to give you all a little break from that.
Feb 11, 2023 9 tweets 2 min read
SO YOU WANT TO BE A TERRORIST: A PFLP GUIDE

FAQ
Q: I'm depressed or suffer a mental illness, how can I help?
A: You will be assigned an operation to kill and maim a mass of Jews. We will then blame your mental illness. Q: Won't the IDF destroy my family's house?
A: Of course! Before the operation we will plan your move to another bigger house that we will buy for you! But on destruction day, you are expected to sit in front of your old house and cry for the cameras.
Dec 27, 2022 11 tweets 4 min read
Hi there @searchliaison. Thanks for responding but this happens ALL THE TIME and it's ALWAYS something grotesquely antisemitic. Let us share some recent examples. That time searching "Jewish Baby Stroller" brought up images of barbeques.
Dec 16, 2021 6 tweets 2 min read
Strap in agents, it's ratio time 🍿 Like the time he tried to instigate a holy war against Jews based on a hypothetical scenario in which Jews might *gasp* pay respects to their religion at their most holy site. Image
Sep 5, 2021 8 tweets 3 min read
Allow us to fix your lie, at least to maintain consistency with your previous lie.

1/8 Israa has been 32 years old since 2016.

The incident in question happened in 2015. Not 2 years ago.

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Jul 20, 2021 5 tweets 4 min read
Thread of retailers announcing they will stop stocking @benandjerrys ice cream. Adding as we receive them.

Meanwhile, please continue to support @BenJerrysIsrael 🇮🇱. @benandjerrys @BenJerrysIsrael Kosher Kingdom Food Market
Aron's Kissena Farms
Cedar Market
Gourmet Glatt

Morton Williams
Glatt Express Supermarket
Shalom Kosher
Seasons
Jul 20, 2021 6 tweets 2 min read
Our feelings about @benandjerrys.

You have every right to enact your values through your company. You have made it clear your values are politically driven and while most companies choose not to divide their customers, you do. Your choice.

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Jews, 95% of whom consider themselves Zionists, are under constant attack around the world. You decided to side with an extremist group of antisemites with ties to internationally recognized terror organizations.

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Jun 26, 2021 8 tweets 2 min read
"How was Islamic Jihad summer camp sweetie?" Hello Muddah, Hello Fatah
Here I am at Camp Jihada
Camp's a very good sensation
At least without this smoke inhalation
May 23, 2021 6 tweets 2 min read
Results of Operation Guardian of the Walls:

We are going to share a report based on an investigation into the 74 named Palestinians that were killed during the course of the operation.

israellycool.com/2021/05/23/rep…
Source (@terrorisminfo)
🧵1/6 It is important to highlight that despite:
- Hamas policy of operating within civilian populations & intentionally endangering civilians of all ages.
- Hamas actively encouraging & in some cases forcing civilians to be human shields

Uninvolved civilian casualties are low.

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May 16, 2021 15 tweets 5 min read
This thread could use an update. ImageImage This may hold the record for oldest picture to be used for #Pallywood yet. Image
May 15, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
Hi. Jew here.
Every thing in that tweet is a lie.

Many rockets hit heavily populated cities including the Tel Aviv area. Israelis and foreign nationals as young as 5 have been killed. The US didn't "buy" us anything. It shows you have no understanding of how US-Israel Defence agreements work. The Iron Dome was developed here in Israel.
May 14, 2021 8 tweets 2 min read
Wir lieben es!
🇮🇱🇦🇹🇪🇺 Image Líbí se nám to!
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Apr 20, 2021 6 tweets 2 min read
We have been getting so many badly translated death threats in the past few days we're thinking of making a dedicated twitter account just to share them all. I