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Nov 9 4 tweets 2 min read
🧵 I'm going to take you back to November 29, 2021 when a group of 40 Jewish children were celebrating Hanukkah in London when their bus came under attack by an antisemitic mob.

This incident could not have been a clearer case of unprovoked antisemitism. Was this roundly condemned as the clear-cut hate crime it was?

Of course not.

BBC chose to turn everyone's attention not to the mob of Nazi salutes and spitting on the bus, but to a claim (that was proven false) that one of the people on the bus made an Islamophobic slur. Image
Oct 24 4 tweets 2 min read
Bombshell.

Yesterday, @IDF exposed Al Jazeera "journalists" who were actually Hamas and Islamic Jihad terrorists.

Today they revealed that Hamas didn't only employ Al Jazeera journalists, they completely dictated what they published.

🧵 Exhibit A: Hamas describes clear instructions on covering a failed Islamic Jihad rocket launch in Jabaliya, which resulted in the deaths of several civilians. The instructions included avoiding the use of the word "massacre" and forbidding criticism of Hamas. Image
Sep 17 6 tweets 2 min read
Hezbollah pagers go...

POP! POP!
Jul 8 16 tweets 8 min read
Today I was at an @idf Intelligence sponsored exclusive exhibition where the evils and horrors of the October 7 planning and execution were showcased and never before seen artifacts were presented.

I'll share what I'm allowed to share with you in the following thread. 🧵 First is a small sample of the most popular books found in your average Gazan home, displaying the level of indoctrinated from the cradle to the grave.

A book for children about killing Jews with their car.

A book about the "history of the Jews" where the worst antisemitic tropes of history are presented as fact.

A book colourfully titled "The End of the Jews"

And of course, no home is complete without a copy of Mein Kampf, translated to Arabic.Image
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May 8 6 tweets 1 min read
This is an amazingly well written letter by Jewish students at @Columbia describing their experiences over the last 7 months.

Please read it all.

I have summarized key points below but it doesn't do the full letter justice.

@ShaiDavidai

docs.google.com/document/u/1/d… 1. Clarification of their identity: Jewish students at Columbia University assert their right to speak for themselves and reject others who claim to represent their experiences and values.
May 7 7 tweets 1 min read
Issues college students say are most important to them:

The conflict in the Middle East - dead last at 13%

Despite the headlines. NOBODY CARES. Only 8% of college students participated on either side of the protests.
Apr 7 11 tweets 3 min read
Some stats from the @IDF, six months into the operation:

Reserve Duty:
300,000 reservists have been enlisted since the beginning of the war.

Gender Breakdown:
♀️ 17%
♂️ 83%

Age Breakdown:
20's: 45%
30's: 32%
40's: 15%
50's: 6%
60's: 2% Published Fallen Soldiers: 🕯️

600 since Oct. 7, 2023
256 since the beginning of ground operations (Oct. 27, 2023).

41 fallen soldiers as a result of operational accidents:

Friendly fire: 20
Irregular fire: 5
Accidental (weapons, car accidents): 16

Current situation of hospitalized personnel 🏨:

Mild: 57
Moderate: 188
Severe: 27

Injured Personnel Since the Beginning of the War 🤕 : 3188

Mild: 1842
Moderate: 849
Severe: 497

Injured Personnel Since the Beginning of Ground Operations in Gaza (Oct 27, 2023) 🤕: 1550

Mild: 716
Moderate: 516
Severe: 318
Apr 1 6 tweets 3 min read
A VERY productive 2-week campaign at Shifa "hospital" has been completed. Here is the highlight reel.

Thank you @IDF!! ❤️🇮🇱💪 Maternity ward, ER, hospital management buildings... just a few places the enemy was hiding weapons and using civilian cover. Image
Jan 7 9 tweets 4 min read
🧵 Thread of @UNRWA complicity in terror activities in Gaza:

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Dec 11, 2023: IDF located sacks marked with UNRWA logos. These are the weapons that were found inside them. Image 2/
Dec 9, 2023: Terrorists taking shelter and shooting from an UNRWA school.
Nov 13, 2023 15 tweets 6 min read
This image was shared by @UN. Obviously directed at IDF activities in the Gaza Strip.

IDF takes extreme precautions, often to its own strategic detriment, regarding all these things. None of these are EVER a target for the IDF.

🧵 Image "🇮🇱 Babies are #NotATarget"

Hamas murdered scores of babies. Tortured them. Burned them. Mutilated them. Beheaded them.

Hamas is holding a baby hostage. He's 10 months old and his name is Kfir.

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Oct 2, 2023 18 tweets 2 min read
An Antisemite's Guide to How to Respond to an Israeli Twitter User: Make sure you set your notifications to let you know every time they tweet so you can troll even the most mundane tweets about breakfast.
Sep 29, 2023 50 tweets 6 min read
Roger Waters doesn't have an antisemitic bone in his body. He has 206. And here are 206 antisemitic acts or statements he has said. 1. Compared the accidental death of a journalist covering a shootout between Islamic Jihad terrorists and IDF to Anne Frank.
Mar 31, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
Hi Twitter. We're going away for a bit. We hope we gave you a little corner of the internet to laugh and learn and cry. During the last 6 years this account actually influenced other official Israeli channels to add humour to their social media. We want to keep that going. On the other hand, like every corner of the internet, twitter has naturally & unavoidably become a place of toxic hate. From both sides of the conflict. I have been guilty of that myself even though the purpose of this account was to give you all a little break from that.
Feb 11, 2023 9 tweets 2 min read
SO YOU WANT TO BE A TERRORIST: A PFLP GUIDE

FAQ
Q: I'm depressed or suffer a mental illness, how can I help?
A: You will be assigned an operation to kill and maim a mass of Jews. We will then blame your mental illness. Q: Won't the IDF destroy my family's house?
A: Of course! Before the operation we will plan your move to another bigger house that we will buy for you! But on destruction day, you are expected to sit in front of your old house and cry for the cameras.
Dec 27, 2022 11 tweets 4 min read
Hi there @searchliaison. Thanks for responding but this happens ALL THE TIME and it's ALWAYS something grotesquely antisemitic. Let us share some recent examples. That time searching "Jewish Baby Stroller" brought up images of barbeques.
Dec 16, 2021 6 tweets 2 min read
Strap in agents, it's ratio time 🍿 Like the time he tried to instigate a holy war against Jews based on a hypothetical scenario in which Jews might *gasp* pay respects to their religion at their most holy site. Image
Sep 5, 2021 8 tweets 3 min read
Allow us to fix your lie, at least to maintain consistency with your previous lie.

1/8 Israa has been 32 years old since 2016.

The incident in question happened in 2015. Not 2 years ago.

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Jul 20, 2021 5 tweets 4 min read
Thread of retailers announcing they will stop stocking @benandjerrys ice cream. Adding as we receive them.

Meanwhile, please continue to support @BenJerrysIsrael 🇮🇱. @benandjerrys @BenJerrysIsrael Kosher Kingdom Food Market
Aron's Kissena Farms
Cedar Market
Gourmet Glatt

Morton Williams
Glatt Express Supermarket
Shalom Kosher
Seasons
Jul 20, 2021 6 tweets 2 min read
Our feelings about @benandjerrys.

You have every right to enact your values through your company. You have made it clear your values are politically driven and while most companies choose not to divide their customers, you do. Your choice.

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Jews, 95% of whom consider themselves Zionists, are under constant attack around the world. You decided to side with an extremist group of antisemites with ties to internationally recognized terror organizations.

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Jun 26, 2021 8 tweets 2 min read
"How was Islamic Jihad summer camp sweetie?" Hello Muddah, Hello Fatah
Here I am at Camp Jihada
Camp's a very good sensation
At least without this smoke inhalation
May 23, 2021 6 tweets 2 min read
Results of Operation Guardian of the Walls:

We are going to share a report based on an investigation into the 74 named Palestinians that were killed during the course of the operation.

israellycool.com/2021/05/23/rep…
Source (@terrorisminfo)
🧵1/6 It is important to highlight that despite:
- Hamas policy of operating within civilian populations & intentionally endangering civilians of all ages.
- Hamas actively encouraging & in some cases forcing civilians to be human shields

Uninvolved civilian casualties are low.

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